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Pick posted:Correct, she rules yeah. this thread in TCC was wonderful: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3724770 quote:furthermore he chased me through the House with a Fly Swatter; he repeatedly shouted Swat Team Swat Team; I do not know what this means; I said Do Not Swat Me With The Fly Swatter; I said It Is Besmirched With Fly Innards; I said I Want A Peaceful Life;
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gey muckle mowser posted:yeah. this thread in TCC was wonderful: That OP alone is a loving treasure.
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Jul 26, 2019 19:34
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The fact taht avshalom had EN fooled for months with that dumb gimmick that infuriated so many posters was my favorite fact
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Jul 26, 2019 19:36
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Ruddha's posting style was extremely contagious, for a few years.
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Jul 26, 2019 19:43
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gey muckle mowser posted:yeah. this thread in TCC was wonderful: I dunno what any of this crazy poo poo is but that user's permaban reason is one of the greatest I've ever seen. FAU posted:Some of these points are valid, but counterpoint: none of us want the Secret Service to come to our houses and be like "were you aware this woman wants to kill the President with farts" and we'd have to be like "kinda" and then they'd be like "then you're kinda going to Guantanamo." The point being, you're still permabanned.
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Jul 26, 2019 19:47
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I'm reading more and this person should have never been permabanned they're great. It's like watching an alien try to insert itself into human affairs.
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Jul 26, 2019 19:50
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Goons like fast-food so talk about fast food
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Jul 26, 2019 19:54
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:I'm reading more and this person should have never been permabanned they're great. It's like watching an alien try to insert itself into human affairs. avshalom was amazing but cannot be seen posting here, or it will be accepted by the FBI as tacit endorsement by Something Awful LLC of the idea of assassinating donald j trump via aggressive involuntary unbirthing. this is not something the something awful forums can publicly be seen to support
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Jul 26, 2019 19:56
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:avshalom was amazing but cannot be seen posting here, or it will be accepted by the FBI as tacit endorsement by Something Awful LLC of the idea of assassinating donald j trump via aggressive involuntary unbirthing. you never know who's going to be the next william freund
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Jul 26, 2019 20:02
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gey muckle mowser posted:yeah. this thread in TCC was wonderful:   quote:avshalom was amazing but cannot be seen posting here Avs still posts quite actively in a few D&D threads and is actually a seriously great poster even when not loving with people. Sundae fucked around with this message at 22:57 on Jul 26, 2019 |
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Jul 26, 2019 22:48
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pseudanonymous posted:I have to say I haven't noticed Triticum Guzzler but I have enjoyed some Big Beef City posts. Triticum is the best poster to have ever graced the forums and his Twitter was even better (more consistent at least). But he's gone now because some maniac trawled through ten years of post history to find his one bad post in a great thread. He sanely went offline in the face of such insanity.
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Jul 26, 2019 23:06
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ClamdestineBoyster, Putty, and Mumpy Puffinz are some of my fav posters, I just like reading posts that make me feel like I haven't slept for two days and I am having some kind of waking fever dream.
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Jul 26, 2019 23:09
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I miss Gatekeeper's electric take on things
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Jul 26, 2019 23:11
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Who was the dude that would always post a story which ended being about caca and poo poo? Also anytime the post ends with "Yiff Yiff"!
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Jul 26, 2019 23:23
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Oh my God I forgot about Putty. I remember the early days of GBS he had a senator armstrong avatar and just posted whatever the gently caress he wanted everywhere in rapid succession. Obviously nobody gave a poo poo and it was fuckin hilarious
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Jul 26, 2019 23:29
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Jinh posted:Ruddha's posting style was extremely contagious, for a few years. A good poster with a great username and avatar. We call this the whole package
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Jul 26, 2019 23:40
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:I'm reading more and this person should have never been permabanned they're great. It's like watching an alien try to insert itself into human affairs. Pretty much anyone too clever or different ends up harassed and then banned and it's really sad. We're supposed to be the cutting edge of internet humor technology
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Jul 26, 2019 23:42
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Toblerone Triangular is a good example of the kind of gems we're missing out on He even inspired a very good song
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Jul 26, 2019 23:43
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GuyGoodbody kept making GBS threads up the image threads with unfunny garbage so a mod (Literally A Bird?) said he could keep posting but had to explain why he thought each picture was funny in excruciating detail. It's been lifted but it was my favorite gimmick.
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Inzombiac posted:GuyGoodbody kept making GBS threads up the image threads with unfunny garbage so a mod (Literally A Bird?) said he could keep posting but had to explain why he thought each picture was funny in excruciating detail. He was banned and is still posting unfunny garbage and weeb poo poo in the same threads as Gripweed.
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Jul 27, 2019 05:24
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gey muckle mowser posted:iirc Enhydra was a re-reg of Avshalom? In that case it is I that is the stupid newbie after all
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Jul 27, 2019 05:50
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Who was that one poster that told these big descriptive storiees about anally loving people or people being anally hosed or know of people whom were anally hosed, in a way which tore their anus muscle, causing them to poo poo uncontrollably everywhere?
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Jul 27, 2019 05:51
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you gotta be more specific the first one that came to mind was a goon who, aside from her other anal stories, also had a wonderful anecdote about getting assfucked by her dog when she was reaching for something from underneath her bed while naked
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Jul 27, 2019 06:18
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RAPE STINK's posting style of being an aggressively, nay, violently retarded philosopher king was one the better things to ever come out of gbs
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Jul 27, 2019 07:14
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Jack-Off Lantern posted:I like cumshitter a lot. cumshitter hands down. His website is hilarious.
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Jul 27, 2019 07:16
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I miss Taint Reaper. Getting your taint reaped was just a rite of passage in some Games threads.
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Jul 27, 2019 07:28
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I like how Big Centipede always shows up to inform people's discussions on centipedes. I hope to be that keenly aware of my namesake one day.
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Jul 27, 2019 09:58
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lolling @ the back to back to back posts on this page commending the efforts of "RAPE STINK" "cumshitter" and "Taint Reaper" extrapolating from this, the next great gimmick will have to be something in the order of "oval office DEFILER" or "butt rot"
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Cubone posted:lolling @ the back to back to back posts on this page commending the efforts of "RAPE STINK" "cumshitter" and "Taint Reaper" Those are just metal band names.
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Jul 27, 2019 10:41
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we fondly recall the antics of the lgendary pet island fakeposter, Gooch Maggot, who pretended to think that rabbits eat poo poo and cum Scrotum Ripper shouldn't have been banned, his threats to "cook and eat george bushes penus and balls" were obviousy made in jest and significantly less numerous than implied
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Jul 27, 2019 11:12
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Cubone posted:we fondly recall the antics of the lgendary pet island fakeposter, Gooch Maggot, who pretended to think that rabbits eat poo poo and cum
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FPzero posted:I miss Taint Reaper. Getting your taint reaped was just a rite of passage in some Games threads. Also when people would say "taint reaped again!"
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Very very few of them, it's usually annoying noise that's barely better than the meme replies reddit does. Edit actually I'll go with its more like beating a dead horse and then putting on its skin. LethalGeek fucked around with this message at 19:02 on Jul 27, 2019 |
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Jul 27, 2019 18:55
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LethalGeek posted:Very very few of them, it's usually annoying noise that's barely better than the meme replies reddit does. RIP Something Awful 1999-2019
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Jul 27, 2019 18:58
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LethalGeek posted:Edit actually I'll go with its more like beating a dead horse and then putting on its skin. A good plan, imo Then sue people for assault
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Jul 27, 2019 19:52
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Cubone posted:we fondly recall the antics of the lgendary pet island fakeposter, Gooch Maggot, who pretended to think that rabbits eat poo poo and cum
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LethalGeek posted:Very very few of them, it's usually annoying noise that's barely better than the meme replies reddit does. thanks for contributing
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Jul 27, 2019 20:50
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A star war beta max used to post weird photos in the fashion thread in ylls that looked like some serial killer poo poo. I always enjoyed seeing those. Legendary might be an overstatement but it stands out to me of all the posts I've seen over the years
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Jul 27, 2019 22:27
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Gamequoter would always have the most relevant game screenshots ready to go immediately which was mind blowing to me in the 56k days
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Ghost Head posted:A star war beta max used to post weird photos in the fashion thread in ylls that looked like some serial killer poo poo. I always enjoyed seeing those. Legendary might be an overstatement but it stands out to me of all the posts I've seen over the years He still does it lol
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