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Just feel its worth mentioning that magic wands are pretty drat good for penis havers as well
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And for wizards too!
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Dec 28, 2020 18:52
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RFC2324 posted:Just feel its worth mentioning that magic wands are pretty drat good for penis havers as well I don't think I could fit that whole thing in my butthole
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Dec 28, 2020 18:54
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Who What Now posted:I don't think I could fit that whole thing in my butthole I think you just put it on your weiner.
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Dec 28, 2020 18:58
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Who What Now posted:I don't think I could fit that whole thing in my butthole Use more lube
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Dec 28, 2020 19:02
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Also, do you think you put a magic wand inside the vagina?
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Dec 28, 2020 19:02
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RFC2324 posted:Also, do you think you put a magic wand inside the vagina? Well of course. Unless you're a coward.
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Dec 28, 2020 20:12
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Who What Now posted:I don't think I could fit that whole thing in my butthole Time to be brave, true pleasure is only an o-ring away
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Dec 28, 2020 20:36
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RFC2324 posted:Also, do you think you put a magic wand inside the vagina? If I had a vagina and a wizard gave me their magic wand that is literally the first thing I'm doing with it.
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Dec 28, 2020 20:48
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Never used a vibrator; didn't want to not be able to got off from the obviously inferior cock
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Dec 28, 2020 21:06
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warm, obedient, and efficient Lover Hitachi makes men obsolete hth
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Dec 28, 2020 21:39
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Spinz posted:Never used a vibrator; didn't want to not be able to got off from the obviously inferior cock None of the dicks you've been with vibrated? I can't tell if you're very unlucky or if I need to go see a doctor...
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Dec 28, 2020 21:59
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Spinz posted:Never used a vibrator; didn't want to not be able to got off from the obviously inferior cock Spinz to a vibe
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Dec 28, 2020 22:00
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Big Beef City posted:Spinz to a vibe
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Dec 28, 2020 22:23
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 i like this exchange
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Dec 28, 2020 22:30
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C'mon give Spinz some credit, the hair should be brown
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Dec 28, 2020 22:37
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Spinz is beautiful no matter if she dyes her hair or not < >
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Dec 28, 2020 23:02
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We're all beautiful in our own way.
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Dec 28, 2020 23:05
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Who What Now posted:Spinz is beautiful no matter if she dyes her hair or not < Hey no argument from me
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Dec 29, 2020 01:26
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Babies are a hoax.
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i’m a cishet male who cums out of his penis on the reg once i faked a jizz to get out of some laborious sex my technique: - clench butt cheeks - ‘final’ deep thrust - roll over panting and say ‘woo that was a doozy’ and it did not go down well. i probably shoulda workshopped it more. my advice is just to fess up
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Jan 10, 2021 06:15
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u forgot the step where you say “woah nelly it’s gonna be a big one”
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Jan 10, 2021 06:34
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Screaming about the goo exploding out of my peepee always works to de-escalate the situation for me If you can't fake it well, just weird em out
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Jan 10, 2021 09:36
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Ahem *Pushes up glasses* I AM a female orgasm.
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Jan 10, 2021 09:54
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As a person of balls if you wanna fake an orgasm first you gotta prepare a bottle of cumin, then when you're fed up with the fuckin you say like "whoa. drat. I did the cum there welp that's it then". And if the lady says "hey fella, where's the cum? I can't see your cum", you pull out the bottle of cumin from your rear end and say "it's here, it's cum in", and make sure to fill it beforehand with cum.
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Mooey Cow posted:As a person of balls if you wanna fake an orgasm first you gotta prepare a bottle of cumin, then when you're fed up with the fuckin you say like "whoa. drat. I did the cum there welp that's it then". And if the lady says "hey fella, where's the cum? I can't see your cum", you pull out the bottle of cumin from your rear end and say "it's here, it's cum in", and make sure to fill it beforehand with cum. *hurriedly scribbling notes* yes, yes, go on....
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Jan 10, 2021 15:12
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Cant wait to fake a male orgasim lol what could go wrong
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Jan 10, 2021 15:18
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Big Beef City posted:If I had a vagina and a wizard gave me their magic wand that is literally the first thing I'm doing with it. this but also claim they forgot to give you the first magic wand!!!
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Jan 10, 2021 15:19
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Spinz posted:Never used a vibrator; didn't want to not be able to got off from the obviously inferior cock
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Jan 10, 2021 15:45
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mind the walrus posted:Ancient etchings tell of the two-handed man who can use a vibe and his cock at the same time. Its not impossible.
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Jan 10, 2021 15:50
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YeahTubaMike posted:The absolute worst is when a guy keeps trying to get you off after you tell him that it's not happening. Hooking up with a guy who absolutely insists that he WILL get you to orgasm no matter how tired or disinterested you are is loving torturous. Why do people put themselves through that anyway? Why would you hookup with someone while in a state of tiredness or disinterest?
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Jan 10, 2021 15:52
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Cuz alot of dudes are conviced that being a CERTIFIED ORGASM GIVER and makin her SQUART is super cool and desirable. Its not all their fault, but also somewhat their fault.
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Jan 10, 2021 16:03
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I am the female orgasm.
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Jan 10, 2021 16:29
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mind the walrus posted:Ancient etchings tell of the two-handed man who can use a vibe and his cock at the same time. Vibrating cock rings my friend. Turns your cock into a vibrator
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Jan 10, 2021 16:51
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RFC2324 posted:Vibrating cock rings my friend. Turns your cock into a vibrator Those are pretty fun, your nuts feel like they got off a motorbike while the rest of you is just regular tired and sweaty.
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Jan 10, 2021 18:29
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quote:[Question] TIL the term "dick drunk". Is this a real thing?
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Jan 10, 2021 18:54
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Naw dog it's a thing, and not just ladies everryone can get dick drunk. It's the best!
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SleepySonata posted:Naw dog it's a thing, and not just ladies everryone can get dick drunk. It's the best! When you and your partner are sitting there giggling uncontrollably after orgasm you're there.
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SleepySonata posted:Those are pretty fun, your nuts feel like they got off a motorbike while the rest of you is just regular tired and sweaty. Dang my nuts would be so proud if they could make a motorcycle cum.
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Weka posted:Dang my nuts would be so proud if they could make a motorcycle cum. Balldo in the tail-pipe. Gets 'em every time.
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