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Cubone posted:I feel like I have to post something like this every time we have a thread like this: people have a really hosed up concept of what average looks like Based on every conversation I've had about dicks with straight women and gay men the people most concerned with penis size are cishet guys.
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Aug 13, 2021 23:56
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The larger the hog, the more efficiently one can charge their crystals with their bros. Cubone I'm just going to presume you sourced this data yourself seeing as you don't list a source.
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Aug 14, 2021 12:45
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mom and dad fight a lot posted:Having a big dick sounds like lots of fun Compared to an relatively external sexual organ like a woman, yeah its good Doesn't collect ants and bits of stuff on the flaps and all that mess they have
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Aug 14, 2021 12:49
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Robin Williams posted:Compared to an relatively external sexual organ like a woman, yeah its good Did you just forget about foreskins? You can get all kinds of stuff stuck in there.
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Aug 14, 2021 12:54
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CPL593H posted:Did you just forget about foreskins? You can get all kinds of stuff stuck in there. I have one and I dont so no one else does either case closed
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Aug 14, 2021 12:56
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Robin Williams posted:I have one and I dont I don't either but I wish I did because I'd use it to carry all sorts of stuff around. Like having an extra pocket.
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Aug 14, 2021 13:02
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CPL593H posted:I don't either but I wish I did because I'd use it to carry all sorts of stuff around. Like having an extra pocket. Cool
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Aug 14, 2021 13:04
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Katamari Democracy posted:Time in bed? So 30 seconds? whoa whoa look at this guy, Mr I can go all night
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Aug 14, 2021 13:11
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I misread your post as you saying you don't have a foreskin. Anyway, what I mean to say is that attempting to make an artificial foreskin with Gorilla Tape is a really bad idea. Don't do it.
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Aug 14, 2021 13:11
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CPL593H posted:Based on every conversation I've had about dicks with straight women and gay men the people most concerned with penis size are cishet guys. Well of course they are. If a guy's penis is too small then that means he's gay and only cishet guys have a problem with being gay.
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Aug 14, 2021 14:11
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Everyone I asked said NOOOOO you have a great dick
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Aug 14, 2021 14:14
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The first life forms were just single celled dicks
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Aug 14, 2021 18:49
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CPL593H posted:Did you just forget about foreskins? You can get all kinds of stuff stuck in there. Idk, I think if a chick sucked out a corn nut from a foreskin she would be pleasantly surprised. Like it would be one of those things you talk about into your 60s. 
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Aug 14, 2021 18:54
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Yaldabaoth posted:Well of course they are. If a guy's penis is too small then that means he's gay and only cishet guys have a problem with being gay. apparently gay men have a higher incidence of having huge dicks than straight men for some reason. so if you're packin you're statistically more likely to be homosexual than not 
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Aug 14, 2021 18:56
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Idk, I think if a chick sucked out a corn nut from a foreskin she would be pleasantly surprised. Like it would be one of those things you talk about into your 60s. Cornut is good, but a perfectly intact buffalo flavored Dorito would be national news.
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Aug 14, 2021 19:04
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:The first life forms were just single celled dicks And some have evolved into bigger dicks: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jcDASK3LTE
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Aug 14, 2021 19:04
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it was as if she was in a redwood forest of penises
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Aug 14, 2021 19:11
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Frankenstyle posted:Ah, you found my website. lol
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Aug 14, 2021 19:15
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Weka posted:Cubone I'm just going to presume you sourced this data yourself seeing as you don't list a source. BMJ 2015;350:h1193
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Aug 14, 2021 19:21
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Cubone posted:yes, from a sample size of a couple thousand. it's weird that you don't remember, we used your mouth as the ruler ha ha! gross
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Aug 14, 2021 19:51
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Fur20 posted:apparently gay men have a higher incidence of having huge dicks than straight men for some reason. so if you're packin you're statistically more likely to be homosexual than not What does that mean for Bi men?
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Aug 14, 2021 21:32
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Zil posted:What does that mean for Bi men? you suck bigger dicks than straight men?
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Aug 14, 2021 21:34
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Cubone posted:yes, from a sample size of a couple thousand. it's weird that you don't remember, we used your mouth as the ruler Lol
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Aug 14, 2021 21:37
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CPL593H posted:I don't either but I wish I did because I'd use it to carry all sorts of stuff around. Like having an extra pocket. Poke an extra cigarette in there.
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Aug 14, 2021 21:41
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one time i was in a gym changing room and there were two polish guys in there and one of them had a huge dong that went almost down to his knees 
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Aug 14, 2021 21:41
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Literally A Person posted:Cornut is good, but a perfectly intact buffalo flavored Dorito would be national news. Throw in a peppercorn and a pimento slice and you got yourself a nice salad. 
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Aug 14, 2021 21:42
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Cubone posted:yes, from a sample size of a couple thousand. it's weird that you don't remember, we used your mouth as the ruler Who can remember a couple thousand extra dicks? Thanks for the deets.
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Aug 15, 2021 01:37
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:you suck bigger dicks than straight men?
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Aug 15, 2021 01:43
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:The first life forms were just single celled dicks drat dunk me in some primordial soup I'm feelin randy baby
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Aug 15, 2021 01:57
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Fur20 posted:apparently gay men have a higher incidence of having huge dicks than straight men for some reason. so if you're packin you're statistically more likely to be homosexual than not Looks like I was straight this whole time! ClamdestineBoyster posted:Idk, I think if a chick sucked out a corn nut from a foreskin she would be pleasantly surprised. Like it would be one of those things you talk about into your 60s. Things I would do if I had a foreskin: -Keep it closed with one of those clip things off of a bread bag so I could go longer without pissing. -Invite my friends to inflate it like a balloon. -Use it as a coin purse. -Take yoga classes so I could stick my head in there and make lots of money from ouroboros fetishists on Only Fans. -Stuff it full of marbles and wait in public restrooms until people walk in and then spill them out all over the urinal and floor and exclaim "Kidney stones again? This is the worst birthday ever!".
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Aug 15, 2021 04:13
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Why do yanks love mutilating baby dicks
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Aug 15, 2021 09:09
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MUSCULAR BEAVER posted:Why do yanks love mutilating baby dicks It's a power move.
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Aug 15, 2021 13:25
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MUSCULAR BEAVER posted:Why do yanks love mutilating baby dicks Mutilating? We're trimming them so that you're not AS jealous
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Aug 15, 2021 13:29
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MUSCULAR BEAVER posted:Why do yanks love mutilating baby dicks Doctors think it's hilarious.
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Aug 16, 2021 00:39
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Even though you may be 'average'; oversized penis havers are still having most of the relationships, and doing most of the representation in our media to the point that anyone you know, if shown a photograph of your completely normal, perfectly healthy member would think it was so ittle little and small
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Aug 16, 2021 01:40
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Saw that OP was banned, disappointed it wasn’t for showing the penis.
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Aug 16, 2021 01:48
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Mr_Companie posted:Even though you may be 'average'; oversized penis havers are still having most of the relationships, and doing most of the representation in our media to the point that anyone you know, if shown a photograph of your completely normal, perfectly healthy member would think it was so ittle little and small Oh ... Ok. Thank you.
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Aug 16, 2021 01:54
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Mr_Companie posted:Even though you may be 'average'; oversized penis havers are still having most of the relationships, and doing most of the representation in our media to the point that anyone you know, if shown a photograph of your completely normal, perfectly healthy member would think it was so ittle little and small Lol no I have a huge dick and am insanely bad at eye-measuring other people's and tend to overestimate. I've called plenty of average sizes dudes big and I've seen MANY dicks This is how most people are
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Aug 16, 2021 01:58
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Lol no I have a huge dick and am insanely bad at eye-measuring other people's and tend to overestimate. I've called plenty of average sizes dudes big and I've seen MANY dicks I think you'll find that actually MOST average penis havers have the MOST mundane conversations and FURTHERMORE
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Aug 16, 2021 02:00
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