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sure okay posted:So after some testing if you throw a meat chunk at a zombie they might get distracted by it and stop following you, but its proportional to how far you already are from them and how big the chunk is. Its also gotta be fresh they dont want the meat of other zombies. Have you seen Cricket?
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So apparently I'm a huge moron now for spending my life hoarding only clubs and other blunt weapons. gently caress me.
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Yvershek posted:So apparently I'm a huge moron now for spending my life hoarding only clubs and other blunt weapons. gently caress me. *looks around at at a ridiculous pile of phallic objects. With these?
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May 1, 2024 00:12
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my array of gas station knives are worth their weight in gold now.
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May 1, 2024 01:24
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May 1, 2024 01:25
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30 pounds of Grape Nuts. You read that right.
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May 1, 2024 01:26
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Nice has fallen...
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May 1, 2024 01:47
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*gasp* et les biscuits??
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May 1, 2024 01:48
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Funky See Funky Do posted:*gasp* En garcon beacoup le biblioteque
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Literally Kermit posted:Jestery man you don’t look so good Oh I'm good tip top shape Just uhh, need to sit for a bit, you all carry on I'll catch up
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May 1, 2024 02:28
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redshirt posted:En garcon beacoup le biblioteque I don't quite understand your French but I'll avoid the library all the same.
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May 1, 2024 02:32
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Guan, John Boy, keep your eyes on Jestery.
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May 1, 2024 02:33
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Oh good there's some sourdough left in this bakery, I...love..to eat .....graiiins
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May 1, 2024 02:40
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*unloads both barrels into Jestery* Whew.. he was becoming.. insufferable.
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May 1, 2024 02:43
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Funky See Funky Do posted:*unloads both barrels into Jestery* Well, that might have been a bit early...
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May 1, 2024 02:49
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redshirt posted:Well, that might have been a bit early... Honestly...*coughs up blood* you were right to do it, I really sucked as a character
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May 1, 2024 03:00
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Guan, John Boy, let's circle up and talk about trigger discipline.
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May 1, 2024 03:04
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zombie a'prosciutto
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May 1, 2024 03:29
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Jestery posted:Honestly...*coughs up blood* you were right to do it, I really sucked as a character Sorry bro, I tried.
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May 1, 2024 03:42
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*sadly updates Jestery wiki article*
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Okay, we’ve welded the doors shut. Now all we have to do is hang out here at Costco until this whole thing blows over. We’ve got enough food here for 10 years. And robot vacuums and liquor and pajamas and allergy pills and books. We’ve got a loaded pharmacy and a goddamn optometrist lab that can cut lenses. There’s gas pumps right outside for our generators. This is the perfect place.
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May 1, 2024 05:51
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The Management posted:Okay, we’ve welded the doors shut. Now all we have to do is hang out here at Costco until this whole thing blows over. We’ve got enough food here for 10 years. And robot vacuums and liquor and pajamas and allergy pills and books. We’ve got a loaded pharmacy and a goddamn optometrist lab that can cut lenses. There’s gas pumps right outside for our generators. This is the perfect place. YO YO DAWG! COME OUT COME OUT COME OUT!!!
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May 1, 2024 05:55
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Will someone shut that CHICKEN UP!!
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The chicken bit me. Not pecked, bit!
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*a character dies* *A new character enters* "Heyo. Boy, funny somehow running into all of you!"
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Braiiins ......
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The Management posted:Okay, we’ve welded the doors shut. Now all we have to do is hang out here at Costco until this whole thing blows over. We’ve got enough food here for 10 years. And robot vacuums and liquor and pajamas and allergy pills and books. We’ve got a loaded pharmacy and a goddamn optometrist lab that can cut lenses. There’s gas pumps right outside for our generators. This is the perfect place. *leaves back door open to get some fresh air*
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May 1, 2024 12:43
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"Do do do, dooo to doo doo, dooo do doo!"
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No Billy, we are not going back for your teddy bear. No, we are not risking our lives for your drat bear. Now where did Billy go? Too bad, we’re not going back for him.
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May 1, 2024 15:35
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Wait giant stuffed bear is missing? that's where I've been keeping the jerky rations.
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half of the survivors are from really extremely affluent backgrounds, with a large modernist house the size and shape of a community college- complete with glass window walls. Everyone is very gentle and nonthreatening and clean, their clothing is expensive but understated. They are portrayed as average normal middle Americans later they meet another group of survivors who all wear flannel or torn jeans, visibly dirty, and they talk in exaggerated southern or country western sounding accents. They spit and curse and demonstrate lack of common courtesy the two groups separate after a period of perceived conflict and the dad of the affluent group explains to their 2.5 children in gentle tones that some people are just bad deep down and it’s ok for them to get eaten by zombies before looking directly at the camera
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"I took the hit I was given and I bumped again....something something Dakota Curse" DO DO DO!
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hey so... sorry to bug you guys but i can't find any more human brains to snack on and i mean man, once you start going on those it's hard to stop! i mean those zombies are jerks but when they're right, they're right, you know? anyways can i have any of your brains? i can trade this old gameboy or a this baseball cap that says 'federal butt inspector' on it...
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Tammy Tanaka: And our last story for the evening comes from The Entertainment Desk, about a new dance craze sweeping the globe. The kids call it "The Bitey" *Tik Tok videos of people getting eaten in the face and such Skip Skipperson: Well I've had my fill Tammy Tammy: *Laughs. Good night folks
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Mr.Z ate my balls
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*drives up to gates in brand new Hyundai Sante Fe* "We've been on the run for a month now, just living in this car.." *camera pans to close up of the roomy interior, with full reclining seats with OneTouch Technology* "We've seen....so much" *camera pans across exterior of the car showing no dents, blood, or even mud* "We've been following the signal.." *camera pans in the GPS Nav (Maybe it's Android auto) in the dashboad InfoTainment Unit. * "...for days and" "Wait. What signal?" says a man as he lowers his rifle. *The camera pans up, Hyundai logo appears*
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all the attractive people in our survivor group (it’s the entire group) keep looking up and to the left, squinting, and making their best attractive person face and saying deep meaningful things.. as if they are using this as a demo reel..
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ok i'm sorry it's had to come to this but i need some goddamn brains and if nobody's gonna offer'em up then i can't be held responsible
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naem posted:all the attractive people in our survivor group (it’s the entire group) keep looking up and to the left, squinting, and making their best attractive person face and saying deep meaningful things.. They used to call them "Sizzle Reels", in the Before Times....
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I spent several days scavenging pawn shops for some Hanzo steel only to clip a brick a wall on my first swing and break the blade
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