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I don't know if I've said it, but thanks so much for that Hockles. I can't imagine how much work that took, but it was insanely fun to follow along with. You da best Hocks!
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And thus Felix ends as he began: number one. ![]()
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![]() Thanks for running this thing, it was a lot of fun.
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thanks again, I owe you some socks. These things are always fun!
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#felixisno1 Thanks Hockles!
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You rock Hockles. Much love for running this and putting in the time.
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Well, I wasn't the best goalie in the world like I hoped I'd be, but being a star in the playoffs when I was the starter, getting 2 Cups and a Conn Smythe isn't that bad. ![]() Thanks for running this, Hockles!
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Yup, this was super awesome. ![]()
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#felixisno1 That makes it a pretty good bookend for the simulation. Thanks for the fun.
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#フェリックス一番 It was fun watching my guy become the next iteration of Alfie. Thanks.
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Even though I have to go down as a contender for most heartbreaking career of alltime, thanks for putting this on. Again.
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I would trade all three of my Vezinas and my Jennings for a Cup. Solomon Pepperdick may not go into the HHOF with his dad.... But we'll see about the third generation. Thanks again Hockles, I can't imagine the time and work that goes into these, especially for the past several years. It is much appreciated!!
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What a waste of a career. Poor Hugo. At least his name is on the cup.
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ThinkTank posted:I don't know if I've said it, but thanks so much for that Hockles. I can't imagine how much work that took, but it was insanely fun to follow along with. You da best Hocks!
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Told ya the Coyotes would win as soon as Rutkowski retired. ![]()
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Echoing everyones sentiments, this was great, thank you.
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Thanks Hockles. Always fun to do this and hopefully Potatoes continues his dominance in EASHL this year. Windros is still a pussy. ![]()
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Yes thank you Hockles. I can't imagine how much time you wasted on this.
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Telstar begins to play as Longrod returns to his home planet
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Hockles you are the poo poo. Thank you so much for doing this, I had a ball. I hope I can get in next time as well. ![]()
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Your gratitude never gets old. Thanks for being a part of it. I'm going to only keep teasing it, but I have a big addition for next year. I'm in Rhode Island for a wedding, so final retrospective will be coming on Monday.
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Hockles posted:I'm in Rhode Island Monday. Oh my God I'm so sorry
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Langdon Alger never did win a cup, but he did post the most PIMS in the entire league in his last season, which is pretty cool
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Thanks Hockles! It was fun watching Wayne Van Steamsdyk - Career 3rd liner
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Career Retrospective I added a new tab on the spreadsheet, listing all NHL award winners for all years this ran. http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2015 for Complete Stats Stanley Cup Breakdown 4 -- Buju Banton & Hockles 3 -- Prodigious Wang 2 -- Athanatos, Clemens, Delacour, Kilza, O'Bourke, O'Leary, & The Crushinator 1 -- Chavez, Gallant, Helar, The Kingston Kid, Lemur, Longrod, McPhallus, Orphansbane, Peters, Satonaka, Stats, Strelkov, ThinkTank, & Yokozuna 0 -- Alger, Bitdiddle, Buttworth, Clarkson, RC Cola, Hilder, McStabson, Pepperdick, Picklechips, Robertson, Rutkowski, Samuelsson, Saskatanov, Sanchez, van Steamsdyk, Windros Jr, & Zip Most Points
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Most Assists
Most Games Played
Most Penalty Minutes
Most Games Played
Most Wins
Highest Win Percentage
Lowest Goals Against Average
Highest Save Percentage
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![]() 1st Ballot Hall of Famers Fred Lemur -- 17 ASGs, 4 Art Ross trophies, 3 Hart Trophies, 5 Lindsay Trophies, Most Goals All-Time, 1 Stanley Cup, the list goes on Aaron Athanatos -- Most Norris' of all-time (10), 1 Art Ross, 1 Hart, 1 Conn Smythe Trophy, 2 Stanley Cups Felix Orphansbane -- 4 Vezina Trophies, 1 Conn Smythe Trophy , 1 Stanley Cup Yokozuna -- 2 Vezina Trophies, 1 Jennings Trophy, 1 Conn Smythe Trophy, 1 Stanley Cup ThinkTank -- 5 Rocket Richard Trophies, 1 Stanley Cup 1st or 2nd Ballot Hall of Famers Hockles -- 1 Norris Trophy, 4 Stanley Cups Buju Banton -- Most Playoff Games played (out of goons. 8th all-time total), 4 Stanley Cups Potatoes O'Bourke -- Over 600 Goals, 14 ASGs, 2 Stanley Cups, will punch all voters who do not vote for Potatoes Solomon Pepperdick -- 3 Vezina Trophies, 1 Jennings Trophy Milkbags O'Leary -- 2 Stanley Cups, High Scoring Defenseman, 12 ASGs Liam Gallant -- 1 Norris Trophy, 1 Stanley Cup, 9 ASGs Borderline Hall of Famers Trance Delacour -- 1 Jennings Award, 1 Conn Smythe, 2 Stanley Cups Prodigious Wang -- 3 Stanley Cups, Multiple 40 Goal Seasons, regularly finished Top 5 in Goals, 3 ASGs Jamwad Hilder -- 600 goals, 6 ASGs Clint Clemens -- Nearly 1000pts, 2 Stanley Cups, 5 ASGs Shinichi Satonaka -- Averaged 40 goals a season, 1 Stanley Cup, 5 ASGs The Kingston Kid -- Consistent player, missed few games, 1 Stanley Cup, 5 ASGs Let the debating begin!
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Felix also got the Calder if I remember correctly. I guess that means poo poo when it comes to the HHOF.
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I didn't list every award for everybody...
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Hockles posted:I didn't list every award for everybody... Yeah, that's alright. I just noticed that was missing. I apologize if it sounded like I was being whiny.
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Hockles posted:I didn't list every award for everybody... I don't know if the server could handle my entire list ![]()
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"I'll never be in the Hockey Hall of Fame. I hope maybe that the Blue Jackets' management some day sees fit to retire my jersey and hang it in the rafters of the only building I ever called home. But if they don't, that's OK. I never did it for the fame, the personal acclaim or the awards. I did it for the team....and I did it for the pussy." -Rod Peters
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Woo! HOF for Pepperdick! Not sure he deserves it but poo poo who cares!! Maybe he can win a Cup as a goalie coach for the Kansas City Rebels. ![]()
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If Dick Duff can get in, I can get in too.
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No way in hell is the HHOF snubbing the Ichiro of hockey.
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What a beaut that Gallant boy. Top 20 all-time in defensive scoring, big piece of the Calgary Cup puzzle, no way my boy doesn't make the hall.
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Hockles posted:Potatoes O'Bourke -- Over 600 Goals, 14 ASGs, 2 Stanley Cups, will punch all voters who do not vote for Potatoes I would love to see that. Just one dude on a cross-country trip punching HHOF voters. Also I could live with not making the HOF; like you said, not nearly enough individual awards to really sell it. I can be like the goalie equivalent of Zubov - really good but unrecognized. ![]()
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drat right Think is a first ballot Hall of Famer. With a Stanley Cup, a boat load of goals and the fanciest bindle this side of Hooverville it's back to the switching station to live out his days riding the rails in his personal boxcar. ![]()
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Hockles posted:1 -McPhallus ![]() Thanks again, Hockles. This was an awesome ride.
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I might never make the hall of fame, but I was Don Cherry's American hero
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I will not make the hall of fame but I was probably one of the best Capitals forwards ever, maybe even second best after Ovechkin. I bet I get my number retired at least.
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