MNF CAR@PHI: Long. Live. The. Sanchize.

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Sanchize or Camchise?
	Camchise
	Sanchize

Pancakes by Mail: Oct 21, 2010; Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Goaltender Carey Price was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover ice.

Ostentatious posted:

can we have a mark sanchez megathread

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axeil: Feb 14, 2006

Pancakes by Mail posted:

We have one:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3680551

# ? Nov 11, 2014 05:30

Asproigerosis: Mar 13, 2013; insufferable

CapnAndy posted:

The Eagles secondary has been burned a lot, and also they don't give a gently caress right now

Nah the secondary is just really this terrible. Carey Williams is not a good cornerback.

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Dren: Jan 5, 2001; Pillbug

Tirico now commenting on the game's impact to fantasy teams

# ? Nov 11, 2014 05:30

oldgoatmon: Jul 4, 2004; Ohhh Bitch, You Got Jacked Bitch

Sour Diesel posted:

nick foles losing his starting job to a much superior qb

1 year deal and we wont match the slapfight between tampa and houston

# ? Nov 11, 2014 05:30

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

I picked a bad MFN to stop drinking

# ? Nov 11, 2014 05:30

cucka: Nov 4, 2009; TOUCHDOWN DETROIT LIONS
Sorry about all
the bad posting.

Dr. Notadoctor posted:

"Some folks won or lost games based on those last two touchdowns"

It's true some people win games based on score.

They were talking about fantasy football. You probably missed it over the sound of millions of people drunkenly turning their tv off with a handy brick then drunkenly stumbling to bed.

# ? Nov 11, 2014 05:30

Dr. Notadoctor: Aug 26, 2008

THE SMOOTHIE IS BACK

# ? Nov 11, 2014 05:31

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Asproigerosis posted:

Nah the secondary is just really this terrible. Carey Williams is not a good cornerback.

I know but still they were playing a better game when it mattered

# ? Nov 11, 2014 05:31

Yodzilla: Apr 29, 2005; Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

gruden's sweet banana handling skills

# ? Nov 11, 2014 05:31

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

MAKE THE SMOOTHIES GRUDEN

# ? Nov 11, 2014 05:31

Vaders Jester: Sep 9, 2009

Smoothy is GO!

# ? Nov 11, 2014 05:31

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

Hahah they're talking about the shake skit's reaction in Twitter.

# ? Nov 11, 2014 05:31

Vengarr: Jun 17, 2010; Smashed before noon

SPIDER 2 Y BANANA SHAKE SIGHTING

# ? Nov 11, 2014 05:31

PrinceRandom: Feb 26, 2013

smoothie is back with an unidentified white plastic bottle

# ? Nov 11, 2014 05:31

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Get a touchdown Eagles, I promised this thread 50+ points

# ? Nov 11, 2014 05:31

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Spider two y banana shake

# ? Nov 11, 2014 05:31

cucka: Nov 4, 2009; TOUCHDOWN DETROIT LIONS
Sorry about all
the bad posting.

Drink the Rum Smoothie Chucky.

# ? Nov 11, 2014 05:31

Gumbel2Gumbel: Apr 28, 2010

So my question is how did Sanchez actually look tonight? I thought he looked lucky

# ? Nov 11, 2014 05:32

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Sanchez has been pulled.

Because his team is winning.

# ? Nov 11, 2014 05:32

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

Spider 2 Y Banana Shake

gently caress it, this game was worth it

# ? Nov 11, 2014 05:32

oldgoatmon: Jul 4, 2004; Ohhh Bitch, You Got Jacked Bitch

put in kafka

# ? Nov 11, 2014 05:32

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

euphronius posted:

Spider two y banana shake

God yes, my life was incomplete before I witnessed that.

# ? Nov 11, 2014 05:32

Beautiful Ninja: Mar 26, 2009; Five time FCW Champion...of my heart.

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

Sanchez has been pulled.

Because his team is winning.

# ? Nov 11, 2014 05:32

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

So my question is how did Sanchez actually look tonight? I thought he looked lucky

He had some really good passes. A few misses and the receivers dropped a bunch but he looks drat fine.

# ? Nov 11, 2014 05:32

Dr_Strangelove: Dec 16, 2003; Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

PrinceRandom posted:

smoothie is back with an unidentified white plastic bottle

He spent months filling that bottle

# ? Nov 11, 2014 05:32

Dr. Notadoctor: Aug 26, 2008

I feel like this game has even less tension than the NYG game because no ones trying to hold a shut out.

# ? Nov 11, 2014 05:33

cucka: Nov 4, 2009; TOUCHDOWN DETROIT LIONS
Sorry about all
the bad posting.

Plug the blender in.
Make the Rum Smoothie.
Rum for the Rum Gods.

# ? Nov 11, 2014 05:33

oldgoatmon: Jul 4, 2004; Ohhh Bitch, You Got Jacked Bitch

oldgoatmon posted:

put in kafka

# ? Nov 11, 2014 05:33

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Okay Sanchez please don't get hurt, I don't want headthrow guy

# ? Nov 11, 2014 05:33

Sour Diesel: Jan 30, 2010

Asproigerosis posted:

Nah the secondary is just really this terrible. Carey Williams is not a good cornerback.

Super Bowl Champion Cary Williams

# ? Nov 11, 2014 05:33

The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

Eagles will draft marcus mariota and keep him as a backup purely for qb depth

# ? Nov 11, 2014 05:34

Winkie01: Nov 28, 2004

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il serpente cosmico: May 15, 2003; Best five bucks I've ever spend.

Barkley is real bad

# ? Nov 11, 2014 05:34

oldgoatmon: Jul 4, 2004; Ohhh Bitch, You Got Jacked Bitch

cam let barwin sack you twice in a row and we'll not field anyone on third down thanks

# ? Nov 11, 2014 05:34

cucka: Nov 4, 2009; TOUCHDOWN DETROIT LIONS
Sorry about all
the bad posting.

"Lemme tell you, Cam took more hits than 50 stoners on vacation in Denver, Mike"

Just once, Gruden. Do it for the people.

# ? Nov 11, 2014 05:34

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

New Division posted:

Well they couldn't show them dumping rum in there. It'd probably violate some silly rule.

There's been alcohol on air during the NCAA Gameday show, and that's in the morning.

# ? Nov 11, 2014 05:35

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

What in the world is the point of Cam being in the game now? Even if you aren't concerned about his health because you're a moron he could have gone out on a good note with that last TD.

# ? Nov 11, 2014 05:35

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

Winkie01 posted:

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Asproigerosis: Mar 13, 2013; insufferable

You just can't show people imbibing alcohol if heineken commercials are to be believed.

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