NFL Preseason 2019 Week 2: More Preseason Whether you Like it or Love it.

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Tom Sellout: May 27, 2011; $240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

midwat posted:

Gost might be cooked

if it happened to Dan Bailey, it can happen to your kicker

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 16:40

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

kiimo posted:

Mecole two weeks two super easy TDs

He was schemed open that time instead of doing anything terribly impressive himself. But he did what he needed to do, so good.

# ? Aug 18, 2019 02:49

Tim Whatley: Mar 28, 2010

Stidham the God

# ? Aug 18, 2019 02:50

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

We have a player named St Louis?

# ? Aug 18, 2019 02:50

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Aloha Cowboys means both hello and goodbye :getin:

# ? Aug 18, 2019 03:03

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Cowboy down, that didn't take long.

# ? Aug 18, 2019 03:10

Fat Jesus: Jul 13, 2011; to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023

https://twitter.com/mattderrick/status/1162911351007789056

# ? Aug 18, 2019 03:23

Tom Sellout: May 27, 2011; $240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

Rams didn't draft the right Memphis running back

# ? Aug 18, 2019 03:31

LiquidFriend: Apr 5, 2005

Fat Jesus posted:

https://twitter.com/mattderrick/status/1162911351007789056

Took a direct hit right to the knee at full speed, so no surprise. I don't know about that tough blow for the Chiefs part because the WR room was super packed.

# ? Aug 18, 2019 03:34

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Punt status: Muffed.

# ? Aug 18, 2019 03:35

Fat Jesus: Jul 13, 2011; to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023

LiquidFriend posted:

Took a direct hit right to the knee at full speed, so no surprise. I don't know about that tough blow for the Chiefs part because the WR room was super packed.

He was doing really good so sucks for him
also Speaks just died

# ? Aug 18, 2019 03:40

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Takes No Damage posted:

Punt status: Muffed.

# ? Aug 18, 2019 03:47

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Watching baseball by accident with all these bats.

# ? Aug 18, 2019 04:20

Amy Pole Her: Jun 17, 2002

Backup QB is a dream job good for Henne

# ? Aug 18, 2019 04:37

kiimo: Jul 24, 2003

LiquidFriend posted:

Took a direct hit right to the knee at full speed, so no surprise. I don't know about that tough blow for the Chiefs part because the WR room was super packed.

Cody Thompson will make the team now and I'll get to call him and Darwn the Thompson twins.

# ? Aug 18, 2019 18:15

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

BrownThunder posted:

Josh Norman in shambles
https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1162156303730585602

Norman looks like 40 pounds heavier this year. His arms are massive compared to how they used to be, did anyone else notice that?

Tom Sellout posted:

Rams didn't draft the right Memphis running back

Who's the other one?

# ? Aug 18, 2019 18:27

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Nice stop, Saints D.

# ? Aug 18, 2019 21:11

ulmont: Sep 15, 2010; IF I EVER MISS VOTING IN AN ELECTION (EVEN AMERICAN IDOL) ,OR HAVE UNPAID PARKING TICKETS, PLEASE TAKE AWAY MY FRANCHISE

Silly Burrito posted:

Nice stop, Saints D.

I�ll take �Phrases Never Said� for $800, Alex.

# ? Aug 18, 2019 21:17

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

ulmont posted:

I�ll take �Phrases Never Said� for $800, Alex.

That pass breakup was a beautiful thing, then immediately followed by an INT.

They are looking preseason good.

# ? Aug 18, 2019 21:32

MoaM: Dec 1, 2009; Joyous.

Do the chargers have the least-bad backup QBs right now?

# ? Aug 18, 2019 22:04

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Well they WERE looking good.

Teddy did not have a good game.

# ? Aug 18, 2019 22:28

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

MoaM posted:

Do the chargers have the least-bad backup QBs right now?

I'm confident in Tyrod being able to win a game if Rivers is hurt

# ? Aug 18, 2019 22:40

Tom Sellout: May 27, 2011; $240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

Cowboys fourth round pick and preseason superstar Tony Pollard backed up Darrell Henderson. Memphis used him mostly as a receiver and returner, but he has shown some surprisingly good vision and balance between the tackles. Look for him to make Malcolm Jenkins miss in space - the hype train will officially be chugging along

# ? Aug 18, 2019 22:49

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

That was a nice hit.

# ? Aug 18, 2019 23:26

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Thank you John Harbaugh for Wil Lutz.

# ? Aug 18, 2019 23:59

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

I am happy with how that game went

# ? Aug 19, 2019 00:08

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

a neat cape posted:

I am happy with how that game went

Same. Your backup QBs look excellent. Glad Taysom pulled them out of their funk.

# ? Aug 19, 2019 00:20

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

I think it's pretty cool that the Vikings offensive line has Vision's power to turn completely intangible. There's probably better uses for it though.

# ? Aug 19, 2019 01:20

shirts and skins: Jun 25, 2007; Good morning!

Cousins again falling victim to his center's sweaty backside, just tragic

# ? Aug 19, 2019 01:20

D-LINK: Oct 1, 2007; I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

I'm so stoked to watch AB try and circus catch bad passes from Landry Jones in the XFL in the near future

# ? Aug 19, 2019 01:32

Tom Sellout: May 27, 2011; $240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

i love it when a network shows replays of some poor dude's knee get twisted into a pretzel

# ? Aug 19, 2019 01:32

Paint Crop Pro: Mar 22, 2007; Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.

Out of everything, good to see that Adam Thielen is still real good.

# ? Aug 19, 2019 01:33

Duke Chin: Jan 11, 2002; _{^{Roger That:}}
MILK CRATES INBOUND

_{_{^{- FUCK THE HABS -}}}

lol that vikings receiver 100% pushed off Shaquill but whatev :shrug:

# ? Aug 19, 2019 01:34

LiquidFriend: Apr 5, 2005

kiimo posted:

Cody Thompson will make the team now and I'll get to call him and Darwn the Thompson twins.

I think it bodes well for Smith too. Went from I have no idea where he fits on the roster to they probably shouldn't risk Hill or Hardman on returns.

# ? Aug 19, 2019 02:11

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

Russel Wilson describing his own team sounds like a nervous fan describing his fantasy team.

# ? Aug 19, 2019 03:10

seiferguy: Jun 9, 2005; FLAWED
INTUITION; Toilet Rascal

Paxton Lynch just got murdered with a helmet to helmet :rip:

# ? Aug 19, 2019 03:53

Finger Prince: Jan 5, 2007

seiferguy posted:

Paxton Lynch just got murdered with a helmet to helmet

Establishing the run in heaven.

Announcer like "oops it was on accident", c'mon dude, QB going for a slide, tackle leading with helmet. That was a bad defensive move period.

# ? Aug 19, 2019 03:55

seiferguy: Jun 9, 2005; FLAWED
INTUITION; Toilet Rascal

Finger Prince posted:

Establishing the run in heaven.

Announcer like "oops it was on accident", c'mon dude, QB going for a slide, tackle leading with helmet. That was a bad defensive move period.

Paxton Lynch got Glennon neck for a second there!

# ? Aug 19, 2019 03:56

D-LINK: Oct 1, 2007; I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

https://twitter.com/cjzero/status/1163271350959640576

# ? Aug 19, 2019 03:59

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 16:40

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

For the three other hopeless football junkies watching 49ers-Broncos, both Handsome Joe and Handome Jimmy look like poop from an rear end.

# ? Aug 20, 2019 01:28

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