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strange feelings re Daisy posted:If you ever work in retail or food service you will eventually see someone melt down like this over nothing. While working at a grocery store in an extremely upscale neighborhood a customer once pitched a fit and threw a bag of dogfood over her shoulder so hard it smacked into the guy behind her in line and exploded all over the place. She was wearing an extravagant pearl necklace and was covered in diamonds. She was a perfectly polite and normal customer in every regard until the end of the transaction and the automatic change machine on my register didn't have enough pennies in it to give her the full 17 cents in change she was entitled to. I apologized for the inconvenience and told her that while I could give her the dime and nickel she'd need to see another register or the front register for the last two pennies. That's when the dogfood went airborne. That's when I learned it didn't matter what kind of neighborhood you worked in. Retail was retail.
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PinheadSlim posted:That's when I learned it didn't matter what kind of neighborhood you worked in. Retail was retail. Yeah its actually worse is rich neighbourhoods
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PinheadSlim posted:That's when I learned it didn't matter what kind of neighborhood you worked in. Retail was retail. 
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Bogus Adventure posted:Terazano's does it right Those seem like an extended version of this one, which still makes me laugh every time I think of Farley saying "You son of a bitch". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdQKVDUBu2g ANGRY AFewBricksShy fucked around with this message at 11:49 on May 21, 2021 |
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May 21, 2021 11:46
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AFewBricksShy posted:Those seem like an extended version of this one, which still makes me laugh every time I think of Farley saying "You son of a bitch". Lol, this rules
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May 21, 2021 13:58
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Farley's reaction in that, while a meme now, is just so amazing. I dunno if I've ever seen anyone convey a sense of true, absolute betrayal quite like he does in those few moments before losing his poo poo.
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May 21, 2021 14:06
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hahahaha ''AS GOD IS MY WITNESS!!!!" that is extremely funny
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May 21, 2021 14:21
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straight up funniest skit in years Adam Driver is the funniest person https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7HD2xG92-0
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Big Beef City posted:Farley's reaction in that, while a meme now, is just so amazing. I honestly think if he hadn't overdosed that he would have been able to put together some incredible dramatic performances. There's little nuggets of brilliance that you can see (like what you pointed out) that show through in a lot of his work, and I think had he lived long enough to develop that he would have been great. Apparently he had been working on a biopic about Fatty Arbuckle that would have been his first dramatic role. It's a shame he never got the chance to make it. AFewBricksShy fucked around with this message at 19:02 on May 21, 2021 |
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AFewBricksShy posted:I honestly think if he hadn't overdosed that he would have been able to put together some incredibly dramatic performances. There's little nuggets of brilliance that you can see (like what you pointed out) that show through in a lot of his work, and I think had he lived long enough to develop that he would have been great. I would've loved to see him play Jim Carrey's role in The Cable Guy, but he turned it down back in the day due to scheduling conflicts.
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AFewBricksShy posted:Those seem like an extended version of this one, which still makes me laugh every time I think of Farley saying "You son of a bitch". I love this sketch.
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May 21, 2021 20:28
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Here's something from SNL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_yypcu5hQc weird. I've been trying to find the old SNL commercial for Yardapult for years, never been able to find it. [edit]was looking for the cookie dough sports drink one but found this, was very funny at the time with the crystal pepsi campaign https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0sjRG34DlA [edit2] I'm a loving idiot, I found yardapult by doing a simple search https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6prPrnXutKY Tarkus fucked around with this message at 21:00 on May 21, 2021 |
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May 21, 2021 20:50
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Here's another one I think is good, I love Fred Armisen though https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HphFPQvAWHY
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May 21, 2021 20:55
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7drK5-sMns These joke swaps are good stuff
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Yesterday's episode was a 10/10 as far as SNL episodes go, take the stick out of your rear end and give it a watcheroo.
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You'll never get me to watch a Colin Jost and Michael Che Weekend poo poo
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7drK5-sMns when I saw "joke swap" I thought maybe someone had edited weekend update and swapped around the punchlines to jokes to make them actually funny as soon as I realized it was just an actual clip of those two I turned it off
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Sure showed them!
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The Fuzzy Hulk posted:I really liked “Deep Thoughts” by Jack Handy. Also "My Big Thick Novel"
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There’s stories of how Chris Farley would drop his pants, stick his rear end out the window, and just poo poo down onto the streets below
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TheWorldsaStage posted:My favorite Bill Hader sketch This was great
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Dandywalken posted:This was great Bill Hader does a great chaotic evil game show host. https://youtu.be/rImxuuD_kwM
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Should we take bets on which long time cast member leaves and which new featured player will not come back and we'll never see them again? Colin has said before that he planned on leave after the 2020 election. Cecily has a new Lorne produced show on Apple+. Kate can't really seem to get any deals that aren't bit parts in movies you that are so bad, you only see on airplanes.
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the best snl skits are the digital shorts, to wit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkrpvCs-kfE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ie6LpKOJVf0
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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:Bill Hader does a great chaotic evil game show host. Holy poo poo this is hilarious.
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neato burrito posted:Yesterday's episode was a 10/10 as far as SNL episodes go, take the stick out of your rear end and give it a watcheroo. no
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Ok I tried to watch the episode with Anya Taylor Joy but I only watched the monologue because she is enchanting. I dunno what it is about those bug eyes, you know what I mean? The rest of the episode is like making it through a cringe compilation, I couldn't do it. I found this though: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NBPDCz_xuU lol
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Guys, SNL has always been this way. Remember in the 90s when everyone danced under a massive portrait of Ken Starr? Or when they publicly apologized during a segment for making fun of Gorbachev's birthmark?
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Mods please just change this to the Kyle Mooney beck Beckett fan thread officially. It’s all we want
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Don't forget Bill Hader!!!
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SNL related commentary, I agree with him for the most part https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGjxX4gvaqk
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Owlspiracy posted:the best snl skits are the digital shorts, to wit:  at both of these
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Tarkus posted:SNL related commentary, I agree with him for the most part The utter balls on Charles Rocket.
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Kenan Thompson acts like Kenan Thompson and recycles characters from All That. There is literally nothing in his performance than resembles a performance. He could be playing a cactus, he could be playing Oprah, he could be playing a Shakesperaean master. You literally would never know without the context of makeup, setting, and what the other cast members are doing. He is, and can only be, Kenan Thompson, a buffoon so inept at buffoonery that 80% of his perceived worth as a comedian is based on the fact that he can open his mouth in an amusing o-face sort of thing. Amongst drag queens, that's a basic talent, but apparently this is enough for the show to keep him around longer than Don loving Pardo.
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I think the worst skit I've seen on SNL was one where Will Ferrell and Molly Shannon went on a date to an airport bar and it was just weird, awkward conversation
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:Kenan Thompson acts like Kenan Thompson and recycles characters from All That. There is literally nothing in his performance than resembles a performance. He could be playing a cactus, he could be playing Oprah, he could be playing a Shakesperaean master. You literally would never know without the context of makeup, setting, and what the other cast members are doing. He is, and can only be, Kenan Thompson, a buffoon so inept at buffoonery that 80% of his perceived worth as a comedian is based on the fact that he can open his mouth in an amusing o-face sort of thing. Amongst drag queens, that's a basic talent, but apparently this is enough for the show to keep him around longer than Don loving Pardo. Well, Don Pardo died lmao
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Live from Hell, It's Sat ur day night!
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COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:Well, Don Pardo died lmao He was also part of the show for decades, which was actually my point.
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