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wasn't a goon going to build him a website i know people rag on him for not building the frog dog but what happened to all the kind goon folk who were gonna design him menus and build websites etc
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they didn't get their kickstarter rewards doobie is now devil piled high
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Jul 12, 2014 07:29
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two forty posted:This is a Good Idea. yeah, it's not like you can drive three towns over and drop an envelope off with no return address at a post office from your car what I'm saying is DO IT
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Jul 12, 2014 07:31
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It seems like GBS has lots of ideas that then turn sour, we've come a long way from the days of swap.avi where everyone agreed there was a happy ending to their crowd-funding adventure.
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ShaunO posted:wasn't a goon going to build him a website i know people rag on him for not building the frog dog but what happened to all the kind goon folk who were gonna design him menus and build websites etc I'm pretty sure he told SA to eat a dick after he got all the money from old GBS. Now we have GBS in its current state. Doesn't really matter because Something Awful deathpool. (Or so I am led to believe. Long live SA!?!?!? eof ATH NO CARRIER) e: oh wait your question was posed ironically so BELIEVE IN BOODGODS BRING JOY TO REFORM ALABAMA NONI MOVIE RIPOFF CHILDHOOD ETC HURP demodded fades to oblivion. pants in my pants fucked around with this message at 07:36 on Jul 12, 2014 |
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Orkin Mang posted:the catamite dollar Dr. Faustus fucked around with this message at 07:44 on Jul 12, 2014 |
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Jul 12, 2014 07:33
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two forty posted:I'm pretty sure he told SA to eat a dick after he got all the money from old GBS. Now we have GBS in its current state. Doesn't really matter because Something Awful deathpool. (Or so I am led to believe. Long live SA!?!?!? eof ATH NO CARRIER) so did those goons just quit SA or kill themselves or.. ?
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Jul 12, 2014 07:34
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skaboomizzy posted:yeah, it's not like you can drive three towns over and drop an envelope off with no return address at a post office from your car make the return address the something awful hq.
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Jul 12, 2014 07:37
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Frostwerks posted:make the return address the something awful hq. I mean its totally doable but how does one prove to The Something Awful Forums that they did the deed without a tracking number? Moreover why would someone care to do so? FORUMS SUPERSTARDOM?
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Jul 12, 2014 07:42
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two forty posted:Moreover why would someone care to do so? FORUMS SUPERSTARDOM? i know now what i must do
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Jul 12, 2014 07:51
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lowtax make some stamps please
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Jul 12, 2014 07:51
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Frostwerks posted:i know now what i must do Chip Block, All American!
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ShaunO posted:wasn't a goon going to build him a website i know people rag on him for not building the frog dog but what happened to all the kind goon folk who were gonna design him menus and build websites etc Doobie basically washed his hands of all goon contact. There were some key idiots that felt it was their personal duty to directly engage doobie and besides being totally unfunny they tipped doobie off that most of the suggestions were done ironically and that he would be laughed at if any of them appeared. I think a goon designed menu would have been a real plus to his actual business as well as a really loving funny photoshop thread
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Jul 12, 2014 09:24
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ShaunO posted:so did those goons just quit SA or kill themselves or.. ? they all went back to reddit
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ShaunO posted:wasn't a goon going to build him a website i know people rag on him for not building the frog dog but what happened to all the kind goon folk who were gonna design him menus and build websites etc
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Jul 12, 2014 14:42
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Slipknot Hoagie posted:did anyone write "doobs on dubs" yet? I didnt read the thread, but i think its good joke. Yes
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got to refix my kitchen dogs not fresh, but quit bitchin trisha rollin that doggy got every man in here wishing slippin on grease cuz she's dumb im like so what? it's junk dogs so freakin reekin im gonna short on the bun *to the tune of ignition remix by r kelly*
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Jul 12, 2014 15:43
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i still think we should get a GWS goon to open a shack up next to doobie.
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Maybe he'll buy a jet-ski and a timeshare next
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Jul 12, 2014 15:50
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why didn't he make a hotdog boat shack?
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The Sausage King of Reform
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Frostwerks posted:got to refix my kitchen So baby gimme that, "Frog dog" And lemme give ya that "Get out" Runnin' grease through the vent Bouncin' checks on the rent Truckers hot snacking on they radios
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Jul 12, 2014 16:45
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Whats a Doobie and do I need one?
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Jul 12, 2014 17:13
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doobie is an idea doobie is a way of life it's being able to scrape through life with the least amount of intellect possible yet being completely unaware of it
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Jul 12, 2014 17:18
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I thought they were brothers.
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ShaunO posted:wasn't a goon going to build him a website i know people rag on him for not building the frog dog but what happened to all the kind goon folk who were gonna design him menus and build websites etc Stone Cold happened
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I'm hereby commissioning someone here with legitimate talent make a serious rendition in their own chosen style of artistic expression which will portray  General William Tecumseh Sherman rolling through Reform, Alabama in a tank (a Sherman Tank, of course!...or maybe not?) burning everything in his path to ash and generally loving Doob's world up big time. It's time to just move on and bury this dumbshit for good and i cant think of a better way to seal up the whole saga than creating a grand work of art to finally come to terms with the reality of the just what the gently caress we've all been almost equally bearing witness to for close to a year now, i dont care whether or not you actively enabled the event, my vision is for the final and definitive work to exist and function as an ideal and final counterpoint to the brilliant doob.gif and the contents of the original thread, both below.    http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3571910   Give me black skies and finger-of-god Fujita 5 twisters on the horizon, faux-vintage Coca-Cola signs, a burnt out husk of a brown GM C/K Series truck with signs of once immaculately kept trim with secondhand craigslist chrome wheels, vent hoods,  , gas stations, crosses, ragamuffin children obviously suffering from dysentery and dehydration as buzzards circle and stand beside them, names of major kickstarter supporters painted in ur choice of fluid of an organic origin, Xanta Klaus carelessly dropping an orange cafeteria tray of frogdogs onto a very out-of-place looking upper middle white nuclear family complete with a distraught goon man w/ sobbing wife an children, Fries. catsup mustard cola onions chilli and fritos all falling from the sky on alabama just like the stars themselves did once upon a time and creating massive catastrophic condiment floods and/or mudslides rapidly enveloping everything that isnt dead on fire or smoldering in the background landscape of Pickens Co.,  , a 'closed' sign clearly visible on whatever remains of the doghouse trailer, doomed minorities and caucasians respectively looting/foraging the trailer park for valuables/survival goods in vain, and lastly the only figure left standing before and facing down Gen. Sherman is the Stone Mountain-esque flat affect visage of the mother of C.W.R.'s children in full crimson tide gameday wear posed like Molly Pitcher holding the arm of her incapacitated husband prepared to make the ultimate sacrifice for her Doobs and his very own crowdfunded American Dream that briefly bloomed like a corpse flower with a rare moment of strange and inviting beauty that captured the attention of thousands before subsequently swelling, drying up, and rotting away accompanied with the indistinguishably mephitic stench of decaying decades old bariatric american abdominal fat tissue that has its dense, porcine consistency completely scorched away in a few short moments to absolute nothingness shortly before liquefaction begins to occur in a manner which hasn't been witnessed by humanity since the fall Sodom and Gomorrah...something that could only be the handiwork of a wrath-filled old-testament YAHWEH. I really see no need to go further into graphic detail. I would prefer to leave things as open ended as possible to grant you the creator as much artistic freedom as u feel is needed as i am merely just acting as a patron of the photoshop arts...just make sure the best stuff is the focal point like JC in the Last Supper or the falling baby in Hogarth's Beer Street and Gin Lane. If u are actually willing to do what i have requested/outlined and sincerely consider to be a ambitious and purposeful undertaking please feel free to openly declare ur intentions and definitely do not feel inclined to rush things if by doing so u are trading in the integrity of your creation for something as petty as SA forums cred. just take ur time with it (but I am initially asking that all submissions be posted in GBS by Sep 26, 2014 to align with the one year anniversary of the original thread posting. feel free to make a new separate GBS photoshop type thread with a poll or something (and generally grab the reigns of the project) as it is likely the best way to present, share, and to discuss bringing this vision to life as well as explore the concept of Post-Doobieism. Ideally if this actually takes off, the single finest work will be presented with the Poster's Choice Award which will likely be decided via open poll vote and be given a  minimum award of their choice of a platinum upgrade or change of username/avatar/acct for ur friend or SO (which is subject to change at this point), submissions will be reviewed/critiqued in the order that they are presented, obviously crude MS Paint stick figure type submissions clearly demonstrating a lack of talent and/or understanding are far less likely to be favored or ultimately awarded unless an overwhelming objective consensus can be established regarding its artistic merit or the truth within the expression itself.     
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vent hood rich
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I GUESS THAT MEANS HE'S A HOOD RAT
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doobie is love doobie is life
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why did people give the hot dog man money? forgive me for just catching up here
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James Polk posted:why did people give the hot dog man money? forgive me for just catching up here
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James Polk posted:why did people give the hot dog man money? forgive me for just catching up here Noni posted:A humble hotdog stand, of all the things in the world, could help this town. It could affect real change.
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Jul 12, 2014 20:40
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lol noni is such a loving moron
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Jul 12, 2014 21:01
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WHERES THE CAMBER
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The Brown Menace posted:vent hood rich
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a mod repurposed a dark knight monologue and also said how nice it would be to eat hot dogs while thinking about goons
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Guys, we gave money because we thought it would be funny to think about some unsuspecting person to go into a restaurant and be served a bargain brand hot dog with a piece of processes cheese fresh out of the wrapper. It doesn't matter that someone typed out a Batman message. Nearly everybody who put in $15 or less knew that this current circumstance is exactly what would happen and is what they wanted out of it. A few people being dumb about it does not mean that the vast majority of donors got exactly what they paid for. Did we know that doobie would eventually place his dogs on comically undersized buns, that his wife would plum give out, or that doobie would consider a full order to be 8 Fries.? Of course we didn't, but everyone knew the dye they were casting and the path this would go down. Funding doobie was a brilliant move that has paid back low donating individuals several times over.
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