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Which is the better coast
The WEST COAST is better
The EAST COAST is better
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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

a bone to pick posted:

#northcoast



Come forth to the north

David the Gnome live action movie looking good

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social media guru
Jan 18, 2016

by Cowcaster

a bone to pick posted:

#northcoast



Come forth to the north

#famnilyvalues #tradition #AMERICAUSA USAUSA

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Moltke posted:

West coast chill zombies who don't care about anything are far more annoying than us tell-it-like-it-is East coasters.

west coast people are more open, more initially accepting and less judgmental than east coast people.. On the flip side they make more flakey unpredictable friends.

social media guru
Jan 18, 2016

by Cowcaster
I do not consider those #dakota #faggots to be part of my #northcoast they are imposters and do not understand what it meanss to be a north coasterner

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

symbolic posted:

except that makes perfect sense in response to the statement "there's nothing good there"

what is there to do in Annapolis that makes you think its the bastion of activity and fun on the east coast? is it the maryland live casino? or is it surviving the crippling poverty affecting the entire MD area?

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

a bone to pick posted:

what is there to do in Annapolis that makes you think its the bastion of activity and fun on the east coast? is it the maryland live casino? or is it surviving the crippling poverty affecting the entire MD area?

Maryland live is nowhere near Annapolis. It's a small pleasant town but not a whole lot going on. It's also nice if you own a yacht.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

a bone to pick posted:

what is there to do in Annapolis that makes you think its the bastion of activity and fun on the east coast? is it the maryland live casino? or is it surviving the crippling poverty affecting the entire MD area?
well firstly i never said it was the happeningest place on the beast coast, just that there's something good in Maryland

also i've been there twice. the Naval Academy is a really cool place to visit, as is the Maritime Museum. this might also make me sound like an autist, but i also love waterfront cities since i can just gaze into the horizon and the sea.


Hector Beerlioz posted:

It's a small pleasant town but not a whole lot going on. It's also nice if you own a yacht.
also this

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Hector Beerlioz posted:

It's also nice if you own a yacht.

This kind of applies to anywhere if you have a yacht.

I will give this to the east coast, best fishing out of anywhere I've been, giant-rear end red snappers everywhere.

social media guru
Jan 18, 2016

by Cowcaster

a bone to pick posted:

This kind of applies to anywhere if you have a yacht.

I will give this to the east coast, best fishing out of anywhere I've been, giant-rear end red snappers everywhere.

I call youre #moms #proplasedanus a "red snapper] after we have #analsex together!!!!! @Abonertopick

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
wow, just got brutally owned by a north easterner. checking my butt- yep, its bleeding.

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

Moltke posted:

West coast chill zombies who don't care about anything are far more annoying than us tell-it-like-it-is East coasters.

Except that being a whiny git in the face of incontrovertible Cali Supremacy makes you far more annoying, so it is a paradox.

Moltke
May 13, 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtDhtadoeUk vs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFqgJdw5b_4

hmmm Randy Newman or JayZ and Alicia Keys... this is a toughie

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
West coast is the best coast. We have better gang signs too. Jay Z is a punk rear end bitch that can't even rap.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

Jay Z is a punk rear end bitch that can't even rap.

:yeah: he stole Nas' flow

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound
No group of states containing Florida can claim to be the best anything.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

natetimm posted:

No group of states containing Florida can claim to be the best anything.
Florida is relegated to Gulf Coast status

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



It was a hard-fought race, but we have enough votes in now that we can call the election now - West Coast is officially Best Coast.

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

CaptainSarcastic posted:

It was a hard-fought race, but we have enough votes in now that we can call the election now - West Coast is officially Best Coast.

it was never truly a question

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

i will always love the beast coast

icemang
Dec 13, 2015

a bone to pick posted:

...the crippling poverty affecting the entire MD area...

Hey dummy: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U.S._states_by_income

Zeno-25
Dec 5, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
East Coast are a bunch of assholes and West Coast are a bunch of annoying pussies. West Coast has way better weed though.

I'm from Chicago

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


The whole DC metro area is pretty rich thanks to government cow jobs.

icemang
Dec 13, 2015

etalian posted:

The whole DC metro area is pretty rich thanks to government cow jobs.

Yup. Not exactly "crushing poverty".

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
maryland is pretty lovely, here are some poverty stats:

http://www.indexmundi.com/facts/united-states/quick-facts/maryland/percent-of-people-of-all-ages-in-poverty#map

most of the west part and most of the East parts have a pretty lovely poverty level, no need to even mention baltimore, PG county gets worse every day

historically marlyand has had pretty high crime rates yet somehow it looks like its gotten better in recent years, although I doubt its going to get any better with the gentrification of DC

http://www.disastercenter.com/crime/mdcrime.htm

I grew up around the area I'm pretty sure I know how lovely maryland is, I wouldn't fish around the chesapeake bay no matter how much its changed over the years because I remember when it was a poo poo show of pollution and garbage

Cheesemaster200
Feb 11, 2004

Guard of the Citadel

a bone to pick posted:

maryland is pretty lovely, here are some poverty stats:

http://www.indexmundi.com/facts/united-states/quick-facts/maryland/percent-of-people-of-all-ages-in-poverty#map

most of the west part and most of the East parts have a pretty lovely poverty level, no need to even mention baltimore, PG county gets worse every day

historically marlyand has had pretty high crime rates yet somehow it looks like its gotten better in recent years, although I doubt its going to get any better with the gentrification of DC

http://www.disastercenter.com/crime/mdcrime.htm

I grew up around the area I'm pretty sure I know how lovely maryland is, I wouldn't fish around the chesapeake bay no matter how much its changed over the years because I remember when it was a poo poo show of pollution and garbage

Let me guess, you grew up in the county and watched The Wire in college.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
West Coast = Best Coast
East Coast = Yeast Coast

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

symbolic posted:

i will always love the beast coast

you will understand when you get older my child

Thunder Moose
Mar 7, 2015

S.J.C.
Beast coast REPRESENT!

Thunder Moose
Mar 7, 2015

S.J.C.
How many national capitals does Worst Coast have? OH RIGHT NONE.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Thunder Moose posted:

How many national capitals does Worst Coast have? OH RIGHT NONE.

Owned

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

West coast is also easier on the car since no salt on the roads and other winter weather fun

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

Thunder Moose posted:

How many national capitals does Worst Coast have? OH RIGHT NONE.

ummmm sacramento at one point we were the glorious independent california republic for like a few months

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

the great deceiver posted:

ummmm sacramento at one point we were the glorious independent california republic for like a few months

Just like the Texans you fuckers sold out pretty fast to feds.

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

etalian posted:

West coast is also easier on the car since no salt on the roads and other winter weather fun

have you driven on california freeways recently? they're like fury road hosed up. that's one thing i'll give the east coast, i drove I-95 from DC to Jacksonville and was very surprised at how well maintained the roads were. east coast does have toll roads which is like the most hosed up thing ever tho

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

etalian posted:

Just like the Texans you fuckers sold out pretty fast to feds.

well unlike the retarded texans we never had any intention of staying an independent republic. fremont came in and stole it from the mexicans and it became an independent state just so the feds could annex it easier

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




both coasts are good. its the middle that sucks rear end.

although i guess west coast might be better upon reflection because they have sea lions and also the east coast is only good from cape may to long island. eat poo poo new england and the south making us look bad over here.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

the great deceiver posted:

have you driven on california freeways recently? they're like fury road hosed up. that's one thing i'll give the east coast, i drove I-95 from DC to Jacksonville and was very surprised at how well maintained the roads were. east coast does have toll roads which is like the most hosed up thing ever tho

there are no toll roads on the west coast? :aaaaa:

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

a bone to pick posted:

there are no toll roads on the west coast? :aaaaa:

nope but lots of toll bridges. i think it's like loving $7 to cross the golden gate now

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Real hurthling! posted:

both coasts are good. its the middle that sucks rear end.

although i guess west coast might be better upon reflection because they have sea lions and also the east coast is only good from cape may to long island. eat poo poo new england and the south making us look bad over here.

both coast should put aside their differences and just make fun of the flyover states

(except Colorado it has weed)

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the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

etalian posted:

both coast should put aside their differences and just make fun of the flyover states

we dont even need to they do it to themselves

http://fox17.com/news/offbeat/police-man-arrested-for-having-sex-with-goat

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