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I did have a girlfriend who, when she had a particularly strong orgasm, would have too much of her blood rush down to that area, and if she tried to walk over to the shower or wherever without waiting a bit, she would stagger or once actually collapsed. It was also possible for her to cum herself unconscious, which... “gently caress me senseless” sounds good but the reality is kinda disturbing. I dunno if she like didn’t have enough blood or what, and I’ve never seen that in any other woman so it could be vanishingly rare, but I feel like that sort of thing could be the origin of “dick drunk.
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Akratic Method posted:I did have a girlfriend who, when she had a particularly strong orgasm, would have too much of her blood rush down to that area, and if she tried to walk over to the shower or wherever without waiting a bit, she would stagger or once actually collapsed. It was also possible for her to cum herself unconscious, which... “gently caress me senseless” sounds good but the reality is kinda disturbing. Fainting as a result of orgasm isn't all that rare in eithet gender
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i'm not a woman but i've definitely felt kinda wobbly after a really hot makeout session, so i can believe it
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sometimes after sex so much blood is in my boner (which is huge) that it tips me over and I fall down and die
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:sometimes after sex so much blood is in my boner (which is huge) that it tips me over and I fall down and die Same, except my giant (yuuuge) boner keeps me propped up like a kickstand until I regain consciousness.
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Jan 10, 2021 21:37
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When I see a sexy fellow sometimes I get so horned up I just faint right there and then, like an old timey lady.
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Jan 11, 2021 08:47
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One of my exes could only orgasm if I had sex with her butt. Imagine vaginal sex as an amuse-bouche, before the main course of anal, followed by a desert of squirting.
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Weak people or people with various deficiencies will feel light headed or disoriented or flustered when engaging in physical activities. You see this in the gym all the time. I imagine people getting pounded / pounding during sex can experience the same thing
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Jan 11, 2021 10:40
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Collapsing Farts posted:Weak people or people with various deficiencies will feel light headed or disoriented or flustered when engaging in physical activities. You see this in the gym all the time. I imagine people getting pounded / pounding during sex can experience the same thing
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Jan 11, 2021 14:01
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I'm fainting after reading this thread! Whoa nelly
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Honestly if I was a woman I'd want to just slaughter everything in sight because the bible says the universe is ruled by a god who hates me and wants me to suffer without the promise of reward that he offers men.
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Jan 11, 2021 15:53
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Dick drunk is what you get when you gently caress a whiskey dick
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Yaldabaoth posted:Honestly if I was a woman I'd want to just slaughter everything in sight because the bible says the universe is ruled by a god who hates me and wants me to suffer without the promise of reward that he offers men. At first I read this with slaughter being an amusing euphemism
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Into The Mild posted:One of my exes could only orgasm if I had sex with her butt. more like an amusing douche amirite goons
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libido is kind of annoying, i would like to just have no sexual desire, kinda like a kid where it is not a factor in decision making/motivation otoh i don’t want to be a weirdo and i like slamming hotties
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Jan 14, 2021 16:24
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if orgasms aren't real i'm not sure how to explain what happened when viewing this image
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Jan 14, 2021 17:03
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one time I dated a lady who called female masturbation jacking off. so we’d be talking dirty and then she be like “oh baby I’m jacking off right now” and I’d be like  I had always thought that jackin off was a male term. Is it gender-neutral now?
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Gentle Autist posted:libido is kind of annoying, i would like to just have no sexual desire, kinda like a kid where it is not a factor in decision making/motivation An on/off switch would be nice. At least some way to explain to my libido that we're single and likely to be for some time given my inherent gooniness and the pandemic situation, so keeping sexual thoughts to maybe half an hour at night would be great.
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Have you tried jacking it on and off
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:one time I dated a lady who called female masturbation jacking off. so we’d be talking dirty and then she be like “oh baby I’m jacking off right now” and I’d be like If the lady wants to jack off let her jack off
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what's up little mama you fart with that rear end?
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Do it ironically posted:what's up little mama you fart with that rear end? Only after I get hosed full of air 
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:one time I dated a lady who called female masturbation jacking off. so we’d be talking dirty and then she be like “oh baby I’m jacking off right now” and I’d be like We just say tuggin now
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I always liked "schlicking" as a term for female masturbating. It just sounds like it
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We don't use the term jacking it in this household but hell if we don't use jerking as a pan-gender term for bustin' a nut and/or lady nut.
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Jan 15, 2021 17:56
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Women saying they are "jacking off" is appropriation of male culture and it's not ok. That is our term.
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Meme Poker Party posted:Women saying they are "jacking off" is appropriation of male culture and it's not ok. Where do trans people fit in this?
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I have a hard time believing the Evangelical Christian housewife character in the OP who's never had an orgasm is also comfortable throwing the word "cum" around.
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General Dog posted:I have a hard time believing the Evangelical Christian housewife character in the OP who's never had an orgasm is also comfortable throwing the word "cum" around. You would be surprised how nasty those ladies are when they think people aren't watching.
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RFC2324 posted:You would be surprised how nasty those ladies are when they think people aren't watching. Women are nasty sex weirds, they're just better at hiding it
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Jan 15, 2021 18:38
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If they're posting it on the internet, they're not hiding it.
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Like I heard that lots of women have a fetish for emotional intimacy 
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Who What Now posted:Like I heard that lots of women have a fetish for emotional intimacy What til you hear about how we feel about cuddling
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RFC2324 posted:What til you hear about how we feel about cuddling Not you too, RFC2324? Where are all these  coming from???
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Females... on Something Awful!??? *The second astronaut pulls gun, has pink bow on helmet* "Always have been"
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Sunswipe posted:An on/off switch would be nice. At least some way to explain to my libido that we're single and likely to be for some time given my inherent gooniness and the pandemic situation, so keeping sexual thoughts to maybe half an hour at night would be great. My friend have you tried SSRIs
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Emily Spinach posted:My friend have you tried SSRIs They're nice for that but I hate the zonk feeling when I go to do things and I flub the task even though I was sure of my memonic routing. ex Pull your wallet out to prep metro for swipe becomes fumble awkwardly to turnstile and try to remember why you're out in the first place.
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Literally A Person posted:Not you too, RFC2324? Where are all these Lot of us around here, just waiting to be noticed. Kinda like the furries lurking around ever corner waiting to pounce
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RFC2324 posted:Lot of us around here, just waiting to be noticed. Kinda like the furries lurking around ever corner waiting to pounce This is an EXTREMELY unsettling comparison.
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If the female orgasm is a myth then I'm Heracles.
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