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Kids are boring as gently caress
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# ? Jun 17, 2021 23:16 |
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 00:15 |
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This was a very good post, makes me wanna look for other stories like this. poo poo's hosed up.
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# ? Jun 17, 2021 23:16 |
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AHH F/UGH posted:Kids are boring as gently caress Kids don't seem to "get" pro wrestling the way I do.
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# ? Jun 17, 2021 23:24 |
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# ? Jun 17, 2021 23:40 |
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If I die my idiot genes die with me
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# ? Jun 17, 2021 23:44 |
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im gonna have like 40 kids
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# ? Jun 18, 2021 01:11 |
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WILDTURKEY101 posted:im gonna have like 40 kids Yeah, babies EVERYWHERE
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# ? Jun 18, 2021 01:30 |
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WILDTURKEY101 posted:im gonna have like 40 kids Looks like Utah might be up your alley.
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# ? Jun 18, 2021 01:49 |
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It also said that they are all liberals, so liberals are a dying-breed. The "smartest" of people are also the most biologically unsuccessful go figure. With all the extinction traits they possess, evolutionarily speaking, homosexuals usually die off and don't pass genes as well. Go figure. The most biologically inept. drat. Science is hateful.
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# ? Jun 18, 2021 02:05 |
The Bloop posted:Imagine three olives at the edge of a cliff *shoves* Dont care if this joke was already done
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# ? Jun 18, 2021 02:18 |
KakerMix posted:Yeah, babies EVERYWHERE Christ I had forgotten about this image
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# ? Jun 18, 2021 02:21 |
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Honestly I dont see how me bringing a child into this world would make me happy. Im not married, im single, and I am loving every loving minute of it.
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# ? Jun 18, 2021 02:23 |
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Lliam posted:It also said that they are all liberals, so liberals are a dying-breed. The "smartest" of people are also the most biologically unsuccessful go figure. With all the extinction traits they possess, evolutionarily speaking, homosexuals usually die off and don't pass genes as well. Go figure. The most biologically inept. drat. Science is hateful. Whee! It's time. Tell me, what chromosome carries the liberal gene? We could isolate it in a lab to be reintroduced later in the event it does go extinct.
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# ? Jun 18, 2021 02:24 |
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AHH F/UGH posted:Kids are boring as gently caress lol no u
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# ? Jun 18, 2021 02:29 |
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Lliam posted:It also said that they are all liberals, so liberals are a dying-breed. The "smartest" of people are also the most biologically unsuccessful go figure. With all the extinction traits they possess, evolutionarily speaking, homosexuals usually die off and don't pass genes as well. Go figure. The most biologically inept. drat. Science is hateful. Kin selection means if homosexuality is able to provide a sufficient evolutionary advantage to nieces/nephews than it wouldn't actually be selected against, evolutionarily speaking. So uh, bullshit, but also you're ing wrong anyway.
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# ? Jun 18, 2021 02:50 |
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Went to a nice restaurant today out on vacation and my 20 year old ordered chicken fingers, smh you dumb kid
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# ? Jun 18, 2021 03:03 |
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Your 20 year old is stoned, make him share.
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# ? Jun 18, 2021 04:32 |
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Has this thread brought up backyard breeders yet? I feel like not a single person involved in the cottage industry of sweatshopping puppies and kittens is happy. Regardless of fancy purebreed or random mix they all seem like they got into it as a weird get rich quick scheme that they're helplessly beholdened to until the day they croak. Then their lil' furbabies skeletonize them when the kibble runs out.
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# ? Jun 18, 2021 04:45 |
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SMH at these dogs that don't even crunch their dead owners bones.teen witch posted:Not to mention the insane stigma there is around adoption in tyool 2021. This is news to me, so if anyone would care to expand on it I would be very interested.
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# ? Jun 18, 2021 09:36 |
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Kids are basically people, but a bit younger
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# ? Jun 18, 2021 10:07 |
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Weka posted:SMH at these dogs that don't even crunch their dead owners bones. (This is from a cursory search, I’m trying to find a specific article, so apologies) https://redtri.com/%E2%80%8Bhow-do-we-break-the-social-stigma-of-being-adopted-national-adoption-month/ https://adoptioncouncil.org/article/breaking-down-the-stigma-of-foster-care-adoption/ https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/beyond-blood/201205/stigmas-about-adoption-remain-and-hurt-families Growing up and mentioning that hey, maybe I’ll adopt, I was met with a LOT of resistance like “but you won’t bond with the kid as well” or “you don’t know where they came from” or “why wouldn’t you want a kid of your own??”. As if adoption was a second rate choice for a “lesser child”. I grew up with friends who were adopted, have taken care of kids who were adopted (and some with related issues surrounding it), older adults who went through foster care as kids, and saw how my mother’s friend went through the process of adopting her kids, and what that took. I myself am not adopted (despite what many people think), but most of us know people who were. And yet there’s still a weird vibe, mostly in person, that I’ve encountered when discussing the matter outside of a superficial “I’d like to adopt”. I don’t like that. I’m also reading through the adoption situation in Sweden where I live now, namely the controversy surrounding Adoptionscentrum and child theft in Pinochet’s Chile. This is fairly good overview in English, but the first hand stories from SVT are loving heartbreaking. I understand the controversies surrounding international adoption and to where consent vs coercion play a role but seriously, what happened to these women and these children is hosed up. But…if I want to adopt in a few years, it’s something I need to fully understand, among other related things. For instance, the hosed up situation with the Stauffer family. It’s loving heartbreaking, but something I gotta know about. E: this is more of a word vomit than I expected
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# ? Jun 18, 2021 10:29 |
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sebmojo posted:Kids are basically people, but a bit younger Also smaller. Small people
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# ? Jun 18, 2021 10:55 |
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Superman was adopted and he turned out alright
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# ? Jun 18, 2021 11:20 |
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I'm physically unattractive, financially destitute and severely mentally ill, but not having kids is totally a lifestyle choice for me, for sure
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# ? Jun 18, 2021 11:37 |
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WalletBeef posted:When people with kids ask me why I don't have kids, I ask them why they didn't have 5 or 6 instead of their current amount (which is usually 2). When I was younger and cared more, I would say something along the lines of "well, my mom has always been super loving & caring toward me because she always wanted me 100%, so if I can't want a child 100%, I have no business having one." Never mind that I wanted a child 0%. Not particularly clever or anything, but definitely truthful while also not really inviting further questioning. Do it ironically posted:The only time I ever hear about people being bugged about not having kids and having sick come backs that totally own that parent are on the internet and it’s clearly some made up scenario in their head I tend to believe that they said what they said because I know that I've been bugged enough about it to have spent time thinking of a response that would get people the hell off my back -- the parental ownage is complete bullshit though.
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# ? Jun 18, 2021 12:07 |
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STABASS posted:I'm physically unattractive, financially destitute and severely mentally ill, but not having kids is totally a lifestyle choice for me, for sure You say that like it's ever stopped anyone
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# ? Jun 18, 2021 12:47 |
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Yeah we've all met your mom 🤣
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# ? Jun 18, 2021 12:53 |
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I don't want kids because they have no idea how properly to handle vinyl records or that, actually, all of my action figures are for display only.No. 6 posted:What else is funny is that men seem to be judged MORE harshly than women in the matter (over 2 points worse on mean avg and 5 points for being childless). This is true of nothing other than when men do anything or display any traits that are perceived as feminine. Lliam posted:It also said that they are all liberals, so liberals are a dying-breed. The "smartest" of people are also the most biologically unsuccessful go figure. With all the extinction traits they possess, evolutionarily speaking, homosexuals usually die off and don't pass genes as well. Go figure. The most biologically inept. drat. Science is hateful. I'm not sure if this is a troll post but you do know that homosexuality is a genetic trait that is passed on from the parents and you don't have to be gay to have gay kids? In fact, most people with queer kids are not themselves queer! There are all kinds of reasons people are gay and there's some discussion that it actually has an evolutionary advantage for families.
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# ? Jun 19, 2021 05:38 |
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Troll post or not that is someone who really really wants to be both the underdog and domineering bully in every circumstance. Have they considered parenthood?
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# ? Jun 19, 2021 06:19 |
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mind the walrus posted:Troll post or not that is someone who really really wants to be both the underdog and domineering bully in every circumstance. Have they considered parenthood? After having read that post and all the crap No. 6 is saying and as someone who is autistic, it's times like this that I am reminded that autism truly is a spectrum.
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# ? Jun 19, 2021 06:29 |
Kids poop their pants and laugh about it, why would you want someone that toxic in your life?? You deserve better, queen or king.
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# ? Jun 19, 2021 06:50 |
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Son of Rodney posted:Kids poop their pants and laugh about it, why would you want someone that toxic in your life?? You deserve better, queen or king. You're thinking of goons.
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# ? Jun 19, 2021 07:04 |
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Being able to blame a little kid for the poop smell is pretty darn convenient
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# ? Jun 19, 2021 07:09 |
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I feel like a more accurate thread title would be "people with children just as miserable, more bitter"
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# ? Jun 19, 2021 07:20 |
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KakerMix posted:Yeah, babies EVERYWHERE Someone had that as their avatar forever. I can't remember who. My students will sometimes ask me if I have kids. I'll say "God, no! I hate kids!" Which of course will lead them to ask why I became a teacher. I point out that I like students. As long as they act like students and not kids, things are great. (Actually, I don't mind kids, I just don't want them myself...)
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# ? Jun 19, 2021 07:21 |
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No. 6 posted:I've gone back and forth on the idea multiple times in my life. My last relationship ended as a result of this topic. This lovely girl really wanted to have a kid. She was 38 and already had frozen her eggs to be sure she could at some point. You sound like a somewhat tedious person. Obviously you guys disagreed on the decision to have kids but you just come across as incredibly condescending with this post. You could probably have stopped with "we had differing ideas about having children" instead of vaguely intellectually belittling the person who has to carry the thing to term. Having a 'base fidelity' in a relationship is an okay thing to want, but you can still have a happy and healthy relationship without strict adherence to a defined code of morality. I'm not trying to be mean but insisting your partner have detailed ethical discussions on your terms is very
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# ? Jun 19, 2021 10:11 |
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I asked the child why would anybody want to leave so quickly for? He then posited this question as a response, "Ophelia where have you gone?" I got really pissed off needless to say.
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# ? Jun 19, 2021 13:55 |
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Poohs Packin posted:You sound like a somewhat tedious person. Obviously you guys disagreed on the decision to have kids but you just come across as incredibly condescending with this post. You could probably have stopped with "we had differing ideas about having children" instead of vaguely intellectually belittling the person who has to carry the thing to term. Having a 'base fidelity' in a relationship is an okay thing to want, but you can still have a happy and healthy relationship without strict adherence to a defined code of morality. I've no idea how anyone reads what I said as belittling?
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# ? Jun 19, 2021 14:05 |
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I think the ideas are ok but the delivery sucks.
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# ? Jun 19, 2021 17:50 |
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 00:15 |
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*picks u up in godly hand and places u by someone* Disciple Breeder *giant cow fartz on u*
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