SNF: DALLAS @ NEW ORLEANS: QUARTERBACKS ARE FOR THE BIRDS...TEAMS.

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GO:
	Saints!
	Cowboys!
	...ugh i hate football

fast cars loose anus: Mar 2, 2007; Pillbug

Well it was fun while it lasted

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Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

trash defense from an rear end in a top hat

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Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

Shouldn't have even bothered with overtime!

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Big Bob Pataki: Jan 23, 2009; The Bob that Refreshes

loving finally its over

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Frinkahedron: Jul 26, 2006; Gobble Gobble

hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahah

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The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

INT. GARRETT'S BEDROOM - FAINT DAWN - SNOW SCENE.

An incredible one. Big, impossible flakes of snow, a too
picturesque farmhouse and a snow man. The jingling of sleigh
bells in the musical score now makes an ironic reference to
Indian Temple bells - the music freezes -

GARRETT'S OLD OLD VOICE
Rush... three....

The camera pulls back, showing the whole scene to be contained
in one of those glass footballs which are sold in novelty stores
all over the world. A hand - Garrett's hand, which has been
holding the ball, relaxes. The ball falls out of his hand and
bounds down two carpeted steps leading to the bed, the camera
following. The ball falls off the last step onto the marble
floor where it breaks, the fragments glittering in the first
rays of the morning sun. This ray cuts an angular pattern
across the floor, suddenly crossed with a thousand bars of
light as the blinds are pulled across the window.

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davecrazy: Nov 25, 2004; I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

All aboard the Giants 7-9 winning the NFC East train. Toot toot motherfuckers.

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That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

Brees probably no-look passed and just stared at the kicker the entire time Spiller was running downfield

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Democrazy: Oct 16, 2008; If you're not willing to lick the boot, then really why are you in politics lol? Everything is a cycle of just getting stomped on so why do you want to lose to it over and over, just submit like me, I'm very intelligent.

I feel bad for that coaching staff.

Having to answer to Jerry Jones after this, Jesus

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Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

this is gonna end up being the most disappointing cowboys season of my lifetime i just loving know it

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Beautiful Ninja: Mar 26, 2009; Five time FCW Champion...of my heart.

Quiet Feet posted:

Philadelphia Eagles are not out of the hunt for the NFC East.

You can somehow be in the hunt for the NFC East and #1 pick in the draft at the same time with how the division ended up being. The Giants are going to run away with this if they can stop being allergic to fourth quarters.

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Top Hats Monthly: Jun 22, 2011; People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

NICE. WIFI IN CARS.

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Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

Codependent Poster posted:

Shouldn't have even bothered with overtime!

overtime was a good choice

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3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

That Works posted:

Just tebowed the cowboys. wow

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Winkie01: Nov 28, 2004

Pull your shirt down fatass

take your top off

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Rasczak: Mar 30, 2005

Welp (my iPad wanted to autocorrect this to WELP)

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Ussr: Sep 17, 2004; Wait, what?

With that play:

Drew Brees improves to 9 - 9 in overtime.
Saints break 6 game losing streak at home.
Drew Brees throws his 400th touch down.
Cowboys snap their 10 game road winning streak.

Real Dallas Cowboys football poo poo there.

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Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

"who knows? One of these kids might be the next Hitler."

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Its Rinaldo: Aug 13, 2010; CODS BINCH

That Works posted:

Brees probably no-look passed and just stared at the kicker the entire time Spiller was running downfield

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Kibner: Oct 21, 2008; Acguy Supremacy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QGz_IVwE6s

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Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

ulmont posted:

WHO DAT!

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Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

this is gonna end up being the most disappointing cowboys season of my lifetime i just loving know it

8-8 was better than the hell you have to go through now :getin:

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Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

this team is helpless without romo

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A.o.D.: Jan 15, 2006

Okay, this season is partially redeemed. The saints can now go 3-13, as long as the two other wins are over the falcons. I can be content with that.

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That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

ulmont posted:

WHO DAT!

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Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Ussr posted:

With that play:

Drew Brees improves to 9 - 9 in overtime.
Saints break 6 game losing streak at home.
Drew Brees throws his 400th touch down.
Cowboys snap their 10 game road winning streak.

Real Dallas Cowboys football poo poo there.

Also, I think we remain undefeated in Sunday night, or Sunday night on NBC? They mentioned that at the beginning of the show.

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That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

A.o.D. posted:

Okay, this season is partially redeemed. The saints can now go 3-13, as long as the two other wins are over the falcons. I can be content with that.

I hope but honestly watching the Falcons the last 2 weeks we're probably gonna get massacred.

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Madcosby: Mar 4, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

ive missed every last minute / ot prime time win this season due to peeing during the last commercial break

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Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Silly Burrito posted:

Also, I think we remain undefeated in Sunday night, or Sunday night on NBC? They mentioned that at the beginning of the show.

the Cowboys beat the Saints on Sunday night last year

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Kibner: Oct 21, 2008; Acguy Supremacy

A.o.D. posted:

Okay, this season is partially redeemed. The saints can now go 3-13, as long as the two other wins are over the falcons. I can be content with that.

I'm empty quoting a good bit tonight, but...

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Josh Lyman: May 24, 2009

A.o.D. posted:

Okay, this season is partially redeemed. The saints can now go 3-13, as long as the two other wins are over the falcons. I can be content with that.

You are now my nemesis

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got any sevens: Feb 9, 2013; by Cyrano4747

Tails always fails

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Algund Eenboom: May 4, 2014

poz my neg rear end

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The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

i made a lot of good posts in this thread

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The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

this is gonna end up being the most disappointing cowboys season of my lifetime i just loving know it

Everyone is loving hurt

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Algund Eenboom: May 4, 2014

my neg rear end? it's pozzed

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Ragnarok the Red: Jun 21, 2002

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

this is gonna end up being the most disappointing cowboys season of my lifetime i just loving know it

The only reason my expecations didn't die with Romo's collarbone was the ineptness of the rest of the division. Any other division and we'd already be looking foward to the top 10 pick.

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A.o.D.: Jan 15, 2006

Josh Lyman posted:

You are now my nemesis

There is nothing on this earth I hate more than the Dallas Cowboys. Their every misfortune is my meat and drink.

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Rasczak: Mar 30, 2005

Wait what is pink colored eyeblack supposed to accomplish

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Donkwich: Feb 28, 2011; Grimey Drawer

Rasczak posted:

Wait what is pink colored eyeblack supposed to accomplish

to look super kawaii of course

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