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Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007
no lube anal fan
jfc a fourth Drake hit track has dropped, Kendrick is deep into world record hater territory and it rules

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El Palo Mota
Aug 5, 2009

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Tired: shooting dogs,

Wired: shooting anti genocide protestors

holtemon
May 2, 2019

Dancing is forbidden
Just think of the level of psychopath you need to be to kill a puppy then write about it in a book trying to describe how tough you are

America :patriot:

Blame Pyrrhus
May 6, 2003

Me reaping: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Pillbug

Third World Reagan posted:

playing video games where you gotta kill dogs

every final fantasy game
maybe metal gear
old world of tanks
i dunno tmnt?

elden ring

piss guzzler 420
Dec 25, 2022

piss guzzler 420
Dec 25, 2022

holtemon posted:

Just think of the level of psychopath you need to be to kill a puppy then write about it in a book trying to describe how tough you are

America :patriot:

settler mindset

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007
no lube anal fan

Elephanthead posted:

Tired: shooting dogs,

Wired: shooting anti genocide protestors

America hasn’t had a mass shooting of students in so long, we crave death!! where is the death????

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

holtemon posted:

Just think of the level of psychopath you need to be to kill a puppy then write about it in a book trying to describe how tough you are

America :patriot:

She did make up a story in which she stared down Kim Jong-un and totally owned him.

quote:

In one, Noem writes: “Through my tenure on the House armed services committee, I had the chance to travel to many countries to meet with world leaders.

“I remember when I met with North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un. I’m sure he underestimated me, having no clue about my experience staring down little tyrants (I’d been a children’s pastor, after all).”


But the Scout quoted one “longtime, high-level Capitol Hill staffer” who worked on the armed services committee when Noem was on it, between 2013 and 2015, as saying: “It’s bullshit.”

“That staffer was among a dozen staffers … who said they had no knowledge of the meeting, or who said Noem had never mentioned it before,” the paper said.

It quoted experts saying Noem’s claim to have met with Kim, the autocratic leader of a pariah state who did not even meet with Barack Obama – the US president for the first five years of Noem’s time in the US House – was unlikely.

“I don’t see any conceivable way that a single junior member of Congress without explicit escort from the US state department and military would be meeting with a leader from North Korea,” George Lopez of Notre Dame University, an expert on North Korea, told the Scout.

“What would have been so critical in his bag of tricks that he would have met with an American lawmaker, this one distinctively?”

Another North Korea expert, Benjamin Young of Virginia Commonwealth University, called Noem’s account of meeting Kim “dubious”.

“There’s no way,” Young told the Scout. “There’s no way.”

Noem also claims to have canceled a meeting with Emmanuel Macron, the president of France. She writes of being in Paris, “slated to meet” the French president.

“However, the day before we were to meet he made what I considered a very pro-Hamas and anti-Israel comment to the press. So, I decided to cancel. There is no place for pro-Hamas rhetoric.”

Macron’s office told the Scout no direct invitation to Noem was issued, though it did say Noem and Macron might have been scheduled to attend the same event last 10 November.

Noem spoke at a conference in Paris that day, the same day Macron called for a ceasefire in the Israel-Hamas war.

Noem’s spokesperson did not comment to the Scout before it published its story.

After the story went live, the paper said, it was told: “The publisher will be addressing conflated world leaders’ names in the book before it is released.”

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/article/2024/may/03/kristi-noem-kim-jong-un

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮

https://x.com/sundercr/status/1786890708923699456?s=46

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

Red Baron posted:

jfc a fourth Drake hit track has dropped, Kendrick is deep into world record hater territory and it rules

"now if you excuse me, I gotta go home and put water in drake's mama's dish"

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
the pedophile drake is finished after this

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

I stumbled ass-backwards into a comfortable, easy life for reasons beyond my comprehension and now I think I'm better than you for it.

crime fighting hog posted:

"now if you excuse me, I gotta go home and put water in drake's mama's dish"

lmao forever that it's taken the hip hop world 15 years to catch on that Degrassi Jr High is just the Canadian Mickey Mouse Club and that Aubrey "Drake" Graham is just as manufactured a pop star as Britney Spears or Justin Timberlake

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out
gonna listen to maad city like 20 times again today gently caress

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005



mornin' :coffee:

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


crime fighting hog posted:

gonna listen to maad city like 20 times again today gently caress

Maad? hehe

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

boroda posted:

I want trump to go back on the drugs that make you bisexual

:same:

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

he's right

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





smoking in bed

piss guzzler 420
Dec 25, 2022

Impkins Patootie posted:

smoking in bed

that’s what’s up

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

William Bear posted:

She did make up a story in which she stared down Kim Jong-un and totally owned him.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/article/2024/may/03/kristi-noem-kim-jong-un

lmao

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ
https://twitter.com/jmart/status/1786939822789087243

Smell the desperation

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

:orb:

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
Hey does anyone know of any chemicals that make things taste like crab??

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
ahaha my man is so thirsty but can’t take a sip

https://x.com/atrupar/status/1787121040260297168?s=46

piss guzzler 420
Dec 25, 2022


BORING get a new gimmick

piss guzzler 420
Dec 25, 2022

your new protester stuff had legs, just needs to be refined a bit to be really hit

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007
no lube anal fan

Salt Fish posted:

Hey does anyone know of any chemicals that make things taste like crab??

on a long enough timeline everything becomes crab

flavor, spiders, ocean life, it’s all crab

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Joementum posted:

ahaha my man is so thirsty but can’t take a sip
liddle marco
:yooge:

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


Joementum posted:

ahaha my man is so thirsty but can’t take a sip

https://x.com/atrupar/status/1787121040260297168?s=46

Trump would never pick Rubio imo

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.

in every one of your posts lol

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

CaptainBeefart posted:

Trump would never pick Rubio imo

it is so obvious that Trump is stringing him along to humiliate him like he did with Romney and the Secretary of State pick

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010


the man has a keen political insight that seems unique among republicans in that he knows people don't want to hear about how you murdered a dog

like a dog

holtemon
May 2, 2019

Dancing is forbidden
Lol Imagine paying one million us dollars to post in real life

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


Joementum posted:

it is so obvious that Trump is stringing him along to humiliate him like he did with Romney and the Secretary of State pick

Yeah it owns lol

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



https://x.com/pelosimorning/status/1787118099130384626?s=46&t=Ne8cfmCvaC92KcE1tnFQBQ

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ
https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1787123883474313722

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ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

boroda posted:

I apologize for all the posts I have made
am making
will ever make
world without end
amen

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