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GO:
	Saints!
	Cowboys!
	...ugh i hate football

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

Dungy looks like someone in the studio just farted

# ? Oct 5, 2015 04:46

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# ? Jun 2, 2024 19:54

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

A.o.D. posted:

There is nothing on this earth I hate more than the Dallas Cowboys. Their every misfortune is my meat and drink.

This but the Falcons

# ? Oct 5, 2015 04:46

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

ahahahaha they just cut to dungy just staring dungily at nothing and I completely loving lost it

# ? Oct 5, 2015 04:47

mikemil828: May 15, 2008; A man who has said too much

Rasczak posted:

Wait what is pink colored eyeblack supposed to accomplish

Eyeblack probably wasn't going to do anything in a dome to begin with...

# ? Oct 5, 2015 04:47

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Rasczak posted:

Wait what is pink colored eyeblack supposed to accomplish

Awareness

# ? Oct 5, 2015 04:47

Rasczak: Mar 30, 2005

A.o.D. posted:

There is nothing on this earth I hate more than the Dallas Cowboys. Their every misfortune is my meat and drink.

Uh ok

# ? Oct 5, 2015 04:47

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

Rasczak posted:

Wait what is pink colored eyeblack supposed to accomplish

Makes you think about some real diseased taa-taas.

# ? Oct 5, 2015 04:47

Eltoasto: Aug 26, 2002; We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.

# ? Oct 5, 2015 04:48

Ragnarok the Red: Jun 21, 2002

So how dead is Sean Lee? Gonna be back anytime soon?

# ? Oct 5, 2015 04:48

The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

when does Matt Cassel start

# ? Oct 5, 2015 04:48

A.o.D.: Jan 15, 2006

Don't get me wrong, I've no love for Atlanta, but Dallas forever earned my enmity in the 90s when every lovely rear end bandwagon starter jacket wearing fake rear end scrub wanted to tell me how great the cowboys were.

And I grew up in New Orleans.

Seriously, gently caress Dallas, and gently caress all bandwagoneers forever.

# ? Oct 5, 2015 04:48

Kibner: Oct 21, 2008; Acguy Supremacy

Rasczak posted:

Uh ok

That's not completely unusual for a Saints fan. Usually goes, ATL-DAL-SF (if you are an older fan)/rest of NFCS.

# ? Oct 5, 2015 04:49

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

the Cowboys beat the Saints on Sunday night last year

Then I don't know what that was all about then. Maybe I misheard.

# ? Oct 5, 2015 04:49

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

A.o.D. posted:

There is nothing on this earth I hate more than the Atlanta Falcons. Their every misfortune is my meat and drink.

Florida Gators are #2 on that list for me.

# ? Oct 5, 2015 04:50

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

A.o.D. posted:

Don't get me wrong, I've no love for Atlanta, but Dallas forever earned my enmity in the 90s when every lovely rear end bandwagon starter jacket wearing fake rear end scrub wanted to tell me how great the cowboys were.

And I grew up in New Orleans.

Seriously, gently caress Dallas, and gently caress all bandwagoneers forever.

Same, I remember those times too. Just never replaced the divisional rivalry for me. I think if we had stayed in the old NFC:W I'd hate the 49ers more than anything though.

# ? Oct 5, 2015 04:50

Winkie01: Nov 28, 2004

Eltoasto posted:

Winkie posted a gif of this obtuse man

# ? Oct 5, 2015 04:50

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

A.o.D. posted:

Don't get me wrong, I've no love for Atlanta, but Dallas forever earned my enmity in the 90s when every lovely rear end bandwagon starter jacket wearing fake rear end scrub wanted to tell me how great the cowboys were.

And I grew up in New Orleans.

Seriously, gently caress Dallas, and gently caress all bandwagoneers forever.

I was not watching the Cowboys during the 90s because I was a coke-bottle glasses wearing turbonerd. I picked them up in 2006 because I moved out of bumfuck redneck town where football wasn't shoved down your throat every day. Every season I have watched with the Cowboys has been a popcorn fart with the exception of last season.

I get a lot of poo poo from people for liking the Cowboys, claims of bandwagon poo poo, how I keep bringing up the rings. I don't bring up the rings, I've never seen them be good for two straight seasons.

I hate my existence.

# ? Oct 5, 2015 04:51

Probably Magic: Oct 9, 2012; Looking cute, feeling cute.

A.o.D. posted:

Don't get me wrong, I've no love for Atlanta, but Dallas forever earned my enmity in the 90s when every lovely rear end bandwagon starter jacket wearing fake rear end scrub wanted to tell me how great the cowboys were.

And I grew up in New Orleans.

Seriously, gently caress Dallas, and gently caress all bandwagoneers forever.

I knew people from Indiana who were going, "Woooo, go Cowboys!" last year, and all I could think was, "What the gently caress?!"

gently caress the Cowboys forever.

# ? Oct 5, 2015 04:53

Algund Eenboom: May 4, 2014

you're right, we should all support mom and pop, locally grown and sustainable nfl teams. like the colts

# ? Oct 5, 2015 04:54

ulmont: Sep 15, 2010; IF I EVER MISS VOTING IN AN ELECTION (EVEN AMERICAN IDOL) ,OR HAVE UNPAID PARKING TICKETS, PLEASE TAKE AWAY MY FRANCHISE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9v6-dnHtAE

# ? Oct 5, 2015 04:55

The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

Algund Eenboom posted:

you're right, we should all support mom and pop, locally grown and sustainable nfl teams. like the colts

support the cool rear end raiders

# ? Oct 5, 2015 04:55

Ragnarok the Red: Jun 21, 2002

Shinjobi posted:

I was not watching the Cowboys during the 90s because I was a coke-bottle glasses wearing turbonerd. I picked them up in 2006 because I moved out of bumfuck redneck town where football wasn't shoved down your throat every day. Every season I have watched with the Cowboys has been a popcorn fart with the exception of last season.

I get a lot of poo poo from people for liking the Cowboys, claims of bandwagon poo poo, how I keep bringing up the rings. I don't bring up the rings, I've never seen them be good for two straight seasons.

I hate my existence.

I remember wearing a Mavericks shirt to school one day during the 90's and getting repeatedly chuckled and snickered at throughout the day.

At least the good times eventually came :unsmith:

# ? Oct 5, 2015 04:55

Probably Magic: Oct 9, 2012; Looking cute, feeling cute.

Algund Eenboom posted:

you're right, we should all support mom and pop, locally grown and sustainable nfl teams. like the colts

gently caress that, support locally grown and sustainable NFL franchise... the Tennessee Titans.

Wait, poo poo.

# ? Oct 5, 2015 04:56

Rasczak: Mar 30, 2005

Kibner posted:

That's not completely unusual for a Saints fan. Usually goes, ATL-DAL-SF (if you are an older fan)/rest of NFCS.

Yeah when you're a local fan it's kinda funny hearing how salty fans from some random non-division team gets about the Cowboys

# ? Oct 5, 2015 04:57

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

Probably Magic posted:

gently caress that, support locally grown and sustainable NFL franchise... the Tennessee Titans.

Wait, poo poo.

Support the Titans so you too can feel like you lost the winning lottery ticket every Sunday

# ? Oct 5, 2015 05:02

Rasczak: Mar 30, 2005

Donkwich posted:

to look super kawaii of course

I swear to god President Trump will deport your rear end to Japan

# ? Oct 5, 2015 05:04

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

Rasczak posted:

I swear to god President Trump will deport your rear end to Japan

We should build a wall to keep the anime out of are country.

# ? Oct 5, 2015 05:06

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Kibner posted:

That's not completely unusual for a Saints fan. Usually goes, ATL-DAL-SF (if you are an older fan)/rest of NFCS.

I would go ATL-SF-DAL, but either way.

# ? Oct 5, 2015 05:06

got any sevens: Feb 9, 2013; by Cyrano4747

Madcosby posted:

ive missed every last minute / ot prime time win this season due to peeing during the last commercial break

Slap on some adult diapers when OT starts.

# ? Oct 5, 2015 05:30

Eltoasto: Aug 26, 2002; We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.

Winkie01 posted:

Winkie posted a gif of this obtuse man

And it was fantastic sir, but I figured history could use a zoomed and enhanced version.

# ? Oct 5, 2015 05:35

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

# ? Oct 5, 2015 06:08

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# ? Jun 2, 2024 19:54

Rasczak: Mar 30, 2005

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Disrespected by a governor so godawful people are like "maybe Rick Perry wasn't so bad after all"

# ? Oct 5, 2015 06:18

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