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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
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Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable

holtemon posted:

Beat up? Nahhh that dude whooped his rear end lmao

lol flew 10 feet yeah ok I'm sure you got beat up by a marvel super hero. Also lifelong disability from rib fractures? gently caress off you welfare queen piece of poo poo. I have seen literally thousands of people with old rib fractures and guess what it doesn't loving do anything.

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PDP-1
Oct 12, 2004

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.

sounds like a contractor that should be stiffed on their payment

Scarabrae
Oct 7, 2002

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Thank you lol

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Now this...this I'll let you hang in the gallery

Flavahbeast
Jul 21, 2001



blaming anne hathaway for making this mainstream

PDP-1
Oct 12, 2004

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.
tallahassee florida got hit with three EF2 tornadoes this week well before the usual storm season has even started, and predictions suggest this will likely be one of the worst seasons for hurricanes ever

thank you, meatball ron, for getting on top of this thing and making it illegal to reference climate change or to even consider it while making new state policy. your political career seems to be pretty much dead, get those corporate grift bucks while you can.

https://www.npr.org/2024/05/17/1252012825/florida-gov-desantis-signs-bill-that-deletes-climate-change-from-state-law

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

admittedly theres nothing the lone state of Florida really could've done for tornados

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."
titty_baby_ did you get the job??

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

UFOTacoMan posted:

Thank you lol

didn't make it but you're welcome

Korean Boomhauer
Sep 4, 2008

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

Ultra Carp

limp dick calvin posted:

alo I’m so glad that you’re back in school

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ
I couldn’t care less about Florida, never gonna go there again

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
it feels like this is the year I'm finally gonna get got by a hurricane

it's been an honor trenmpoing with you all

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Glumwheels posted:

I couldn’t care less about Florida, never gonna go there again

You will be illegal soon

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

lol

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

https://twitter.com/HoppyKercheval/status/1791066763154911534

PDP-1
Oct 12, 2004

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.

Glumwheels posted:

I couldn’t care less about Florida, never gonna go there again

florida sucks rear end, i got my ticket out of this backwards corrupt shithole but i feel bad for those who can't make that move

it's just amazing to see a state where 90% of the residents think climate change is real but still has an elected government dedicated toward ignoring the freight train coming down the tracks toward us at top speed

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

who’s signs

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

our signs!

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


One of my favorite little ones, Penny, right before she died. rip

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Barron Trump must have been in absolute agony for the last eight years

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

PDP-1 posted:

florida sucks rear end, i got my ticket out of this backwards corrupt shithole but i feel bad for those who can't make that move

it's just amazing to see a state where 90% of the residents think climate change is real but still has an elected government dedicated toward ignoring the freight train coming down the tracks toward us at top speed

Is that accurate, 90% of residents think climate change is real?

I wouldn’t agree with that based on voting patterns

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

limp dick calvin posted:

alo I’m so glad that you’re back in school

Nacho Judas
Feb 8, 2024
i'm in awe

https://x.com/TheInsiderPaper/status/1791638313796776303

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016




trump 2024

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

Ultra Carp



Nacho Judas
Feb 8, 2024

kaleedity posted:

trump 2024

that's right

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

Ultra Carp

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007
no lube anal fan


she sleepin

El Palo Mota
Aug 5, 2009
https://i.imgur.com/7btIn9K.mp4

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007



thought about this thread when i saw that

unforgivable

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys
"family & friends I love you all" i write, not gonna specify in my definitely real suicide note

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
bird got in our house today and poo poo all over the place and knocked itself unconscious against a window before I could shoo it outside. Here it is shortly after I placed its drunk rear end outside and moments before it flew away

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


Good Citizen posted:

bird got in our house today and poo poo all over the place and knocked itself unconscious against a window before I could shoo it outside. Here it is shortly after I placed its drunk rear end outside and moments before it flew away
how a professional escapes any situation

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


full point
Jan 21, 2006

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Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

lmao

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19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!
tyrmp

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