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The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

Reminder that his job is building soundproof rooms.

:gonk:

# ? Oct 16, 2013 20:03

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 23:19

mustard_tiger: Nov 8, 2010

from reddit
http://i.imgur.com/GSxXVA4.jpg :nws:

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# ? Oct 16, 2013 20:25

The Monkey Man: Jun 10, 2012; HERD U WERE TALKIN SHIT

# ? Oct 16, 2013 21:20

canyoneer: Sep 13, 2005; I only have canyoneyes for you

mustard_tiger posted:

MEGA NSFW IMAGE

NWS that, dude.

# ? Oct 16, 2013 21:39

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

The Monkey Man posted:

She pulled a Steve-O

# ? Oct 16, 2013 22:06

Multiplesarcasm: Mar 3, 2006; a corduroy explosion.

I dig that tattoo on her, I think she wins.

# ? Oct 16, 2013 22:17

Assoonasitits: Dec 11, 2007; I guess frogout is too polite to simply say "begone".

mustard_tiger posted:

Tattoo which gives a whole new meaning to "sexual predator".

Is it bad that I thought this was kind of funny? The tits are a nice touch.

# ? Oct 16, 2013 22:27

Shoehead: Sep 28, 2005; Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Reminder that his job is building soundproof rooms.

Oh gently caress, oh god, that's the one detail that's sent me over on the creepy scale. I'm tapping out :gonk:

# ? Oct 16, 2013 22:43

Khazar-khum: Oct 22, 2008; Cat Army
2nd Battalion

mustard_tiger posted:

from reddit
http://i.imgur.com/GSxXVA4.jpg

Someone has woman issues.

Somebody has a new favorite as of 16:05 on Dec 9, 2013

# ? Oct 16, 2013 23:02

The End: Apr 16, 2007; You're welcome.

Edit: I can't read.

V Thanks. All I can say on my behalf is herp derp.

The End has a new favorite as of 00:22 on Oct 17, 2013

# ? Oct 17, 2013 00:14

Assoonasitits: Dec 11, 2007; I guess frogout is too polite to simply say "begone".

The End posted:

Crossposting from GBS - Idol No More is the proud owner of a fresh pokemon tentacle rape on his forearm

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3517179&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=39#post420581703

Already covered last page. Still horrific.

# ? Oct 17, 2013 00:19

Zesty: Jan 17, 2012; The Great Twist

# ? Oct 17, 2013 04:12

SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL: Feb 21, 2006; Holy Moly! DARKSEID IS!

Assoonasitits posted:

Already covered last page. Still horrific.

He also wants to get a companion piece featuring James and Squirtle in an equally disgusting motif.

# ? Oct 17, 2013 12:34

Vintersorg: Mar 3, 2004; President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club

My poor cousin - what the gently caress.

# ? Oct 17, 2013 16:24

Seventh Arrow: Jan 26, 2005

Met posted:

There's lonely, and then there's lonely.

# ? Oct 17, 2013 16:35

A Buttery Pastry: Sep 4, 2011; Delicious and Informative!

Seventh Arrow posted:

There's lonely, and then there's lonely.

Could be worse, could be one of those body mod implants.

# ? Oct 17, 2013 17:08

uranium grass: Jan 15, 2005

# ? Oct 17, 2013 17:14

Palpek: Dec 27, 2008; Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.

Vintersorg posted:

My poor cousin - what the gently caress.

I pray to the God of Kerning to strike this person down.

# ? Oct 17, 2013 17:15

bawk: Mar 31, 2013

That smear makes her look like she's wearing a maternity set of lingerie

# ? Oct 17, 2013 17:16

deedee megadoodoo: Sep 28, 2000; Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.

I love these tattoos. When one of my friends was apprenticing the guy he was working with made him draw cherry blossoms "until they don't look like a pile of poo poo." I'd be hanging out in the shop and the owner would be like "draw an anchor" or "draw me some script that says "sweet pea". It was months of drawing until he was allowed to touch a machine.

So I'm guessing most of the pieces in this thread weren't created by people with the same level of training. I love it.

# ? Oct 17, 2013 17:19

canyoneer: Sep 13, 2005; I only have canyoneyes for you

HatfulOfHollow posted:

"draw me some script that says "sweet pea".

Wasn't it in this thread there was a scripty "Sweet Pee" tattoo?

# ? Oct 17, 2013 19:14

Terminal Entropy: Dec 26, 2012

canyoneer posted:

Wasn't it in this thread there was a scripty "Sweet Pee" tattoo?

Yup, made all the better as it is a tramp stamp.

# ? Oct 17, 2013 19:18

POLICE CAR AUCTION: Dec 1, 2003; I'm not a princess

City newspaper ran a story about a local kitchen wizard and showcased some of his terrible work. Here's a coverup he did:

# ? Oct 17, 2013 19:58

DorkusMalorkus: Aug 4, 2009; "That's not Latin!"

HelmetCheese posted:

City newspaper ran a story about a local kitchen wizard and showcased some of his terrible work. Here's a coverup he did:

How small is your town that a kitchen wizard guy is news? Or did he get arrested? Link to original story maybe?

# ? Oct 17, 2013 20:07

dijon du jour: Mar 27, 2013; _{I'm shy}

HelmetCheese posted:

City newspaper ran a story about a local kitchen wizard and showcased some of his terrible work. Here's a coverup he did:

A coverup? Who gets a terrible tattoo, looks at it, and says "I'd better get this covered up at an establishment of equal or lesser repute." :psypop:

# ? Oct 17, 2013 20:11

deedee megadoodoo: Sep 28, 2000; Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.

"I better get this lovely outline covered up by a huge black blob."

# ? Oct 17, 2013 20:16

Choco1980: Feb 22, 2013; I fell in love with a Video Nasty

"Cover up" does not mean "color in the outline and smudge one detail."

What was he trying to do by erasing only the beak??

# ? Oct 17, 2013 20:29

POLICE CAR AUCTION: Dec 1, 2003; I'm not a princess

DorkusMalorkus posted:

How small is your town that a kitchen wizard guy is news? Or did he get arrested? Link to original story maybe?

http://www.lansingcitypulse.com/lansing/article-9440-needle-off-the-record.html

The article's all over the the loving place but the print version has a bunch of his "work" showcased, including that coverup I posted. With a caption that describes how he "fixed" that bird tattoo using materials he bartered for.

Weirds me right the gently caress out since this city actually has a couple of good studios.

e: I should mention this was in the free local rag, not the actual city's newspaper.

# ? Oct 17, 2013 21:51

deedee megadoodoo: Sep 28, 2000; Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.

When you click the link you can read the whole article with images here: http://npaper-wehaa.com/citypulse#2013/10/16/?article=2046030

On page 15 there is a collage of work and I guarantee you that the piece in the top left corner is not the same artist.

# ? Oct 17, 2013 21:56

banned from Starbucks: Jul 18, 2004

HelmetCheese posted:

City newspaper ran a story about a local kitchen wizard and showcased some of his terrible work. Here's a coverup he did:

He done gave that bird a wolf head

# ? Oct 17, 2013 22:15

DorkusMalorkus: Aug 4, 2009; "That's not Latin!"

Disney funtime!

I like everything about the leg anatomy on this one.

I guess this one is unsafe for work since that may be a sex toy he is holding.
http://i.imgur.com/Mj07DO5.jpg
This one is safe for work but it is Mickey Mouse as Hitler so you may not want it up on your screen at work.
http://i.imgur.com/BEtswH9.jpg

# ? Oct 17, 2013 22:22

Dr. Lunchables: Dec 27, 2012; IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD

God dammit, Lansing. I know the guy on the cover too. God dammit...

# ? Oct 17, 2013 22:22

UZworm: Feb 9, 2009; Young wild Elsweyrian
C'mon baby, do you have a soul gem

DorkusMalorkus posted:

I legitimately laughed out loud for a full minute. That mouth, THAT MOUTH.

# ? Oct 17, 2013 22:26

IUG: Jul 14, 2007

UZworm posted:

I legitimately laughed out loud for a full minute. That mouth, THAT MOUTH.

I think they merged her with Flounder or something. That's the only way that makes sense.

# ? Oct 17, 2013 22:41

Miss Kalle: Jan 4, 2013; This avatar is lacking a certain something, don't you think? IT'S MISSING YOUR SCREAMS, TRANSFER STUDENT!

I thought that was a nostril and everything underneath was a Homer Simpson mouth.

# ? Oct 17, 2013 22:44

canyoneer: Sep 13, 2005; I only have canyoneyes for you

Ariel's mouth looks like the prosthetic horse faces the pony fetish people wear (thanks awkward/ugly/gross thread).

# ? Oct 17, 2013 22:47

cool kids inc.: May 27, 2005; I swallowed a bug

DorkusMalorkus posted:

Disney funtime!

I guess this one is unsafe for work since that may be a sex toy he is holding.
http://i.imgur.com/Mj07DO5.jpg

He's holding a two scoop icecream cone...I think.

# ? Oct 17, 2013 22:48

DontMockMySmock: Aug 9, 2008; I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.