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Huzanko
Aug 4, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Flesh Forge posted:

Who trolls the trollmen :shrug:

Apparently Doredrin.

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ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002
Moviefight!



A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

Doredrin posted:

It would be quite clear to any reader who was familiar with the events of the novella that my film was a faithful adaptation in the same vein as the Lord of the Rings live action movies.

Actually what's clear to the reader is that in the case of the Lord of the Rings movies a bunch of people worked very sincerely on making the best possible self-contained artwork they could for their audience, one derived from prior art but fully capable of standing on its own and delivering a comprehensible message to people who'd never read the books, and consequently achieved great success and acclaim; whereas your video is a slipshod, self-indulgent piece of mental detritus given the name of a greater work of fiction, but incapable of functioning as art even riding its coattails.

A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 21:27 on Sep 14, 2016

InfiniteZero
Sep 11, 2004

PINK GUITAR FIRE ROBOT

College Slice

Doredrin posted:

In addition to learning the craft of filmmaking, art, and animation at college I spent many more hours trying to come up with an idea that was worthy of such lofty goals.

Why is your title screen a broken map of Europe mixed with a Canadian flag?

It's probably an image I can't see. Forgive my ignorance.

Jenny Angel
Oct 24, 2010

Out of Control
Hard to Regulate
Anything Goes!
Lipstick Apathy

ALFbrot posted:

Moviefight!







Doredrin
Sep 5, 2016

by zen death robot

InfiniteZero posted:

Why is your title screen a broken map of Europe mixed with a Canadian flag?

It's probably an image I can't see. Forgive my ignorance.

That is my vision for how the EU should look.

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
this is all fake

Capntastic
Jan 13, 2005

A dog begins eating a dusty old coil of rope but there's a nail in it.

china bot posted:

this is all fake

This is all art

SuperMechagodzilla
Jun 9, 2007

NEWT REBORN

china bot posted:

this is all fake

Well obviously.

However, people fantasize that the fakery is the result of some secret plan, when truth is that the art is fake because OP has no plan. He is first and foremost deceiving himself.

porfiria
Dec 10, 2008

by Modern Video Games
OP, I'm gonna level with you: I liked it.

awesome-express
Dec 30, 2008

Doredrin posted:

That is my vision for how the EU should look.

Please list all 28 countries of the EU (incl. Britain) without looking it up online.

Doredrin
Sep 5, 2016

by zen death robot

awesome-express posted:

Please list all 28 countries of the EU (incl. Britain) without looking it up online.

Britain
France
Italy
Spain
Portugal
Sweden
Norway
Finland
Greece
Latvia
Serbia
Switzerland
Germany
Czech Republic
Slovakia
Ireland
Austria
Belgium
Netherlands
Poland
Bulgaria
Romania
Denmark
Macedonia

and a few others


*edit* looking it up Macedonia is not a country in the EU, nor is Serbia. I missed Cyprus, Malta, Croatia, Hungary, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Estonia, and Slovenia.


The map in the opening credits is the founding members of CERN+former Soviet states.

Doredrin fucked around with this message at 10:27 on Sep 15, 2016

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
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Plaster Town Cop
OP, please watch Sullivan's Travels

do not remake it as an animation

Doredrin
Sep 5, 2016

by zen death robot

china bot posted:

OP, please watch Sullivan's Travels

do not remake it as an animation

"The Metamorphosis" can be interpreted as somewhat of a dark comedy. There are stories of Kafka reading it while laughing and pointing out the humorous things to his friends and colleagues.

grate deceiver
Jul 10, 2009

Just a funny av. Not a redtext or an own ok.
The same could be said about this thread.

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

wikipedia posted:

Doredin wakes up in the sub-forum of another chat board, with no memory of who he is or how he got there. In his confused state, he insults the posters who find him, for which he is sentenced to six years in a goon camp. Doredin slowly regains his memory. While in the goon camp, Doredin attends a showing of Sullivan's Travels. Looking at the pure joy in the audience's faces, Doredin realizes that comedy can do more good for the poor than his "avant-garde" animation, The Metamorphosis.

porfiria
Dec 10, 2008

by Modern Video Games
Just to reiterate: I did like it (although I didn't bother to watch the whole thing). The aggressive crappiness made me laugh. To be fair, I feel that this thread is a sort of indispensable companion piece.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

porfiria posted:

Just to reiterate: I did like it (although I didn't bother to watch the whole thing). The aggressive crappiness made me laugh. To be fair, I feel that this thread is a sort of indispensable companion piece.

The art was coming from the thread the whole time!

Warm und Fuzzy
Jun 20, 2006

Doredrin posted:

It would be quite clear to any reader who was familiar with the events of the novella that my film was a faithful adaptation in the same vein as the Lord of the Rings live action movies.

I'm afraid you trolled too close to the sun.

Yaws
Oct 23, 2013

china bot posted:

this is all fake

Yes. People are attempting to troll a troll. It's a dangerous game.

K. Waste
Feb 27, 2014

MORAL:
To the vector belong the spoils.

Yaws posted:

Yes. People are attempting to troll a troll. It's a dangerous game.

Ah, yes, the most dangerous game of all.

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

I awaken every night, sheets drenched in sweat, terrified beyond all reason that one of the insane obsessives I made a joke about on the Internet might actually, secretly be a slightly different kind of insane obsessive.

A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 03:09 on Sep 16, 2016

Shbobdb
Dec 16, 2010

by Reene
I liked the whole disjointed multiple facets thing. But it wasn't really fapworthy. Have you considered either adding n-dimensional breasts or making a cockroach with, like, really sexy titties?

Otherwise it was great.

MrMojok
Jan 28, 2011

I just watched it with Also Sprach Zarathustra playing in the background. It was excellent.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

MrMojok posted:

I just watched it with Also Sprach Zarathustra playing in the background. It was excellent.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpJ6anurfuw

Warm und Fuzzy
Jun 20, 2006

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

I awaken every night, sheets drenched in sweat, terrified beyond all reason that one of the insane obsessives I made a joke about on the Internet might actually, secretly be a slightly different kind of insane obsessive.

Don't sweat it - we all had fun. Besides, the video wasn't much worse than the Robin fan film someone posted 6 months ago, and that was real.

Also, I thought the Dalgo professor detail was the tip off he was trolling, but I googled his name and he really is a professor somewhere. So there's probably some truth to the story, like the OP paid for classes taught by the Dalgo director.

Doredrin
Sep 5, 2016

by zen death robot

Warm und Fuzzy posted:

Also, I thought the Dalgo professor detail was the tip off he was trolling, but I googled his name and he really is a professor somewhere. So there's probably some truth to the story, like the OP paid for classes taught by the Dalgo director.

Say what you will about "Delgo", but sitting in a theater watching a commercially released film with one of the directors of the film in attendance was a unique experience.

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Shbobdb posted:

I liked the whole disjointed multiple facets thing. But it wasn't really fapworthy. Have you considered either adding n-dimensional breasts or making a cockroach with, like, really sexy titties?

Otherwise it was great.

I agree some tits would spice it up

REALTHEWILL
Jul 21, 2016
DIdn't Watch the whole thing, but seemed cool. Just make sure you never stop pursuing what you love.

That Dang Dad
Apr 23, 2003

Well I am
over-fucking-whelmed...
Young Orc

Doredrin posted:

It is mostly serious, but I am aware of the kind of response it will get from most people. If good or even great art was immediately appreciated by everyone, than Van Gogh would have died a rich man.

He's right

SuperMechagodzilla
Jun 9, 2007

NEWT REBORN

Warm und Fuzzy posted:

Also, I thought the Dalgo professor detail was the tip off he was trolling, but I googled his name and he really is a professor somewhere. So there's probably some truth to the story, like the OP paid for classes taught by the Dalgo director.

That's because he's not lying. The purpose of this thread is to prop up the bad art by distracting us with very factual autobiographical details.

OP's basic point is that he has all the trappings of an artist - went to art school, is mentally ill, read Kafka, is laughed at - so therefore his film must be good.

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
But who are you to disagree with that? Maybe it is actually good and the problem with the viewer :shrug:

DeusExMachinima
Sep 2, 2012

:siren:This poster loves police brutality, but only when its against minorities!:siren:

Put this loser on ignore immediately!
OP you need to take a different tack on the anti-commercialism. Livestream yourself flying a hijacked airliner into your workplace. No one will ever forget.

Also you'll need a workplace for this plan to work.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
So what did the Sundance selection committee say?

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



I'm not reading this whole thread, but in case it hasn't been asked before, can we see your Kanye West animations?

Doredrin
Sep 5, 2016

by zen death robot

Vince MechMahon posted:

I'm not reading this whole thread, but in case it hasn't been asked before, can we see your Kanye West animations?

People don't seem interested enough and it would have to be on an alternate youtube account for copyright reasons.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Doredrin posted:

People don't seem interested enough and it would have to be on an alternate youtube account for copyright reasons.

Do it. I need to see these.

Warm und Fuzzy
Jun 20, 2006

Doredrin posted:

People don't seem interested enough and it would have to be on an alternate youtube account for copyright reasons.

Of course we're interested! Isn't the Kanye West video the Verwandlung moment in the OP? I can't believe we didn't think to ask before.

Edit: In my mind you made a video the offended the director of Dalgo and he put you on academic probation. Now that would be a cool backstory.

Warm und Fuzzy fucked around with this message at 22:37 on Sep 17, 2016

Doredrin
Sep 5, 2016

by zen death robot

Vince MechMahon posted:

Do it. I need to see these.

Ok. There are a lot of swastikas though so be warned.

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Warm und Fuzzy
Jun 20, 2006

Doredrin posted:

Ok. There are a lot of swastikas though so be warned.

I can only vote so 5.

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