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Sekenr
Dec 12, 2013




Vato posted:

I don't buy those stupid pods because they don't work well. Cascade makes them for dishwashers, too. Just use normal detergent. It'll kill you just the same if you eat it...which you should not. So why do you need a more expensive, less effective product?

Pods taste better

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bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

remigious posted:

I'm gonna be pissed if tide pods get banned. I really like them and think they work fantastically (for cleaning clothes) :colbert:

Is it really that hard to fill the cap and dump it in the washer

DrPlump
Oct 5, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

bradzilla posted:

Is it really that hard to fill the cap and dump it in the washer

The cap then has residue in it that leaks down the side of the container. Then you drop the slippy container on the floor and slip over it and die.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

DrPlump posted:

The cap then has residue in it that leaks down the side of the container. Then you drop the slippy container on the floor and slip over it and die.

Tide should do one of them TV adverts where a woman in black and white tries to pour liquid detergent into the cap but it lands on her hand, corrodes through it leaving just a skeleton hand and the liquid continues to eat through the floor and then the house collapses.

Rhymenoserous
May 23, 2008

Sekenr posted:

Pods taste better

Bruh pour a glass of fabric softener and dip your pods in it. Sublime.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

AKA Pseudonym posted:

I ran into one of my neighbors in the trash room for my floor. He was putting a Tide Pod container in the plastics bin so I said "Hey food trash goes in the chute" and we both enjoyed a little chuckle. So this is really bringing people together.

And they say British humour is dry

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion

AKA Pseudonym posted:

I ran into one of my neighbors in the trash room for my floor. He was putting a Tide Pod container in the plastics bin so I said "Hey food trash goes in the chute" and we both enjoyed a little chuckle. So this is really bringing people together.

Did he put it down the chute?

amusinginquiry
Nov 8, 2009

College Slice

BovineFury posted:

The pump costs extra though.



Now we're talkin

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer
working in a company that produces them, i cant never not lol at this.
really, send help, it loving hurts and i cant stop!

solar energy panel
Apr 30, 2007

DrPlump posted:

The cap then has residue in it that leaks down the side of the container. Then you drop the slippy container on the floor and slip over it and die.

:tinfoil: I've noticed some detergent bottles do this every single time while others do not ever do it. It is almost as if the bottles from these certain manufacturers are specifically designed to do this.

amusinginquiry
Nov 8, 2009

College Slice

Yolomon Wayne posted:

working in a company that produces them, i cant never not lol at this.
really, send help, it loving hurts and i cant stop!

Do you get free samples/snacks at work?

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

solar energy panel posted:

:tinfoil: I've noticed some detergent bottles do this every single time while others do not ever do it. It is almost as if the bottles from these certain manufacturers are specifically designed to do this.

Or maybe try not being a dumbass and put the cap back on carefully? I've never had detergent leaking down from the cap.

solar energy panel
Apr 30, 2007

bradzilla posted:

Or maybe try not being a dumbass and put the cap back on carefully? I've never had detergent leaking down from the cap.

It doesn't happen with the cheapo generic brands, ya illiterate thrifty jerkface!

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Yolomon Wayne posted:

working in a company that produces them, i cant never not lol at this.
really, send help, it loving hurts and i cant stop!

Word fam

I laugh every day one of "Jesus's special children" eats concentrated cleaning detergent

loving idiots

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


Harald posted:

waht the heck?

Black ppl are dumb and eat poo poo is the gist of that meme it appears

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Carmant posted:

Black ppl are dumb and eat poo poo is the gist of that meme it appears

It references this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euXQbZDwV0w

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/eat-da-poo-poo

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/ugandan-knuckles

welcome to hell

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Still finding it very funny that people are eating detergent.

Hoping that tide release 100% bleach pods shaped like tiny muffins.

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmibYliBOsE

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Comet looks like pretty salt, I think loving idiots should eat that too tbqh

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985



:discourse:

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

No gently caress you mom *chemically burns throat by eating laundry detergent*

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

what do you think hurts more

the actual tide pod eater with melted loving lungs and throat and what not


or the pain of a parent knowing that your offspring is so loving dumb they literally ate poison for internet lolz

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!


Death v. Living Death. I take Death, Everytime.

Nerses IV
May 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
loving dummy went 0-60, everyone knows you have to start out with lovely offbrand pods before you can handle the real deal

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

food court bailiff posted:

what do you think hurts more

the actual tide pod eater with melted loving lungs and throat and what not


or the pain of a parent knowing that your offspring is so loving dumb they literally ate poison for internet lolz

I'm all for abortion up to the 96th trimester, so I figure ol mom was relieved when the problem is pretty sure to solve itself.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

There was an NPR piece on this "fad" as I was driving home from work. We are through the looking glass, people

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


PathAsc posted:

I'm all for abortion up to the 96th trimester, so I figure ol mom was relieved when the problem is pretty sure to solve itself.

They need to add contact poisons to Tide pods, otherwise they might live and just be even more retarded then before.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
I wonder if my dentist will agree to insert a small tide pod into one of my molars so i can commit suicide by meme whenever i'm in a situation that calls for it.

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

They need to add contact poisons to Tide pods, otherwise they might live and just be even more retarded then before.

I can't wait for the razor blades and lagoon water challenge to start.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Tide Pods: the choice for a new generation.

PathAsc posted:

I can't wait for the razor blades and lagoon water challenge to start.
I can't either. The Chlorox butt chug challenge.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 05:21 on Jan 31, 2018

Kak
Sep 27, 2002

ahahahaah

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Hmm well he's not wrong

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNyZuoj2EM0

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer

amusinginquiry posted:

Do you get free samples/snacks at work?

Funny enough, if theres a production surplus, they hand out freebies next to the cantina...

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008


jesus loving christ

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

This is like when we played bloody knuckles in middle school but way more retarded

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


1redflag posted:

There was an NPR piece on this "fad" as I was driving home from work. We are through the looking glass, people

But the looking glass is sparkling

Twenty Four
Dec 21, 2008


If you aren't mainlining motor oil for your youtube tough guy videos I don't even know what to tell you.

And none of those synthetic blends, straight 30 weight or higher or nothing.

stump collector
May 28, 2007

Statutory Ape posted:



roll tide pods

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Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

Statutory Ape posted:

the only way they can be sure nobody will eat their product



roll tide pods

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