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naem
May 29, 2011

Are we all dead yet

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Only on the inside

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Another object show down over Mar La Go. Trump states Biden reckless


"LOOSE CANNON JOE"

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

:haibrower:

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

Nuts and Gum posted:

I saw on Twitter apparently norad left an old excel filter on that excluded anything under the size of small aircraft and recently deleted said filter and now all this random poo poo they should have been tracking the entire time shows up.

Reset your filters every month at least and recalibrate you brainiacs!!

I think it is something kind of like this. They got yelled at for the balloon mess, they have expanded what they track, things they may not have previously, and are paranoid of missing something now and are blowing away peoples research equipment.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

https://youtu.be/zrFOONfX7M4

The Grey
Mar 2, 2004

They missed the balloon over Lake Huron on the first try, but said the "middle landed safely in the water".

I don't really like the idea of the Great Lakes filling up with unexploded missiles.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Uncle Lloyd
Sep 2, 2019

The Grey posted:

They missed the balloon over Lake Huron on the first try, but said the "middle landed safely in the water".

I don't really like the idea of the Great Lakes filling up with unexploded missiles.

It's probably fine, Germany is filled with unexploded WWII ordnance after all and they don't seem to go around blowing themselves up. I expect the fish can survive swimming around a single missile.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Aliens enslaving the population to harvest illegal drugs would be the most comedic options.

Turning earth in an intergalactic exporting drug colony would be a major lol

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

Uncle Lloyd posted:

It's probably fine, Germany is filled with unexploded WWII ordnance after all and they don't seem to go around blowing themselves up. I expect the fish can survive swimming around a single missile.

Also, aren't there a couple of nukes submerged off the east coast?

Vernii
Dec 7, 2006

Rad-daddio posted:

Also, aren't there a couple of nukes submerged off the east coast?

Yea, and there's more lost off the coast of Greenland and Spain as well from crashes and accidental jettisons.

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

Most UFOs are actually USOs that have surfaced. They're down there on the seafloor. Doing something with them methane clathrate beds. Those start to melt and everything warms up. Trying to do some kind of climate change. God drat space orbs.

armpit_enjoyer
Jan 25, 2023

my god. it's full of posts

Mulaney Power Move posted:

Most UFOs are actually USOs that have surfaced. They're down there on the seafloor. Doing something with them methane clathrate beds. Those start to melt and everything warms up. Trying to do some kind of climate change. God drat space orbs.

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

Piss Creep posted:

I think it is something kind of like this. They got yelled at for the balloon mess, they have expanded what they track, things they may not have previously, and are paranoid of missing something now and are blowing away peoples research equipment.

Lol

https://aviationweek.com/defense-space/aircraft-propulsion/hobby-clubs-missing-balloon-feared-shot-down-usaf

https://twitter.com/POTUS/status/1626370846141841409

Wee fucked around with this message at 02:12 on Feb 17, 2023

Jon Pod Van Damm
Apr 6, 2009

THE POSSESSION OF WEALTH IS IN AND OF ITSELF A SIGN OF POOR VIRTUE. AS SUCH:
1 NEVER TRUST ANY RICH PERSON.
2 NEVER HIRE ANY RICH PERSON.
BY RULE 1, IT IS APPROPRIATE TO PRESUME THAT ALL DEGREES AND CREDENTIALS HELD BY A WEALTHY PERSON ARE FRAUDULENT. THIS JUSTIFIES RULE 2--RULE 1 NEEDS NO JUSTIFIC



the persecution of nerds continues in biden's america

Vernii
Dec 7, 2006


This is like the least believable part of this whole story. Besides the fact that these HAM radio balloons are spherical and only three feet diameter vs USAF shooting down two car-sized cylinders and an octagon, there's no way the US had a multi-agency investigation, massive debris search, and classified briefing to the whole Senate over a loving hobby balloon.

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

https://aviationweek.com/defense-space/aircraft-propulsion/hobby-clubs-missing-balloon-feared-shot-down-usaf

and so the coverup starts

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

Vernii posted:

This is like the least believable part of this whole story. Besides the fact that these HAM radio balloons are spherical and only three feet diameter vs USAF shooting down two car-sized cylinders and an octagon, there's no way the US had a multi-agency investigation, massive debris search, and classified briefing to the whole Senate over a loving hobby balloon.

No, they absolutely used a billion dollar plane using $85,000 of fuel an hour to shoot a $100,000 missile at balloons on 4 separate occasions. Because they are hysterical Americans.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



all of this is just the start of how the US is going to ease the public into accepting some of the new tech they're going to unveil soon. Tech that they've had for a long time, they just couldn't show it off yet.

Don't listen to the mainstream news media. You have to dig a little deeper. Read about Dulce, New Mexico, not Area 51.

DickParasite
Dec 2, 2004


Slippery Tilde

Vernii posted:

This is like the least believable part of this whole story. Besides the fact that these HAM radio balloons are spherical and only three feet diameter vs USAF shooting down two car-sized cylinders and an octagon, there's no way the US had a multi-agency investigation, massive debris search, and classified briefing to the whole Senate over a loving hobby balloon.

Yeah this is the same US military that spent 2 trillion to lose a war to the Taliban.

naem
May 29, 2011

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

all of this is just the start of how the US is going to ease the public into accepting some of the new tech they're going to unveil soon. Tech that they've had for a long time, they just couldn't show it off yet.

Don't listen to the mainstream news media. You have to dig a little deeper. Read about Dulce, New Mexico, not Area 51.

it’s impressive if we can track and shoot down a grocery store ballon across canada

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

William Henry Hairytaint posted:


Don't listen to the mainstream news media. You have to dig a little deeper. Read about Dulce, New Mexico, not Area 51.

Some real weird poo poo happened in those tunnels

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

Flowers for QAnon posted:

Some real weird poo poo happened in those tunnels

This guy was one of the first in there: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LR3x21lZWLU

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Flowers for QAnon posted:

Some real weird poo poo happened in those tunnels
What are tunnels but giant underground balloons?

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Welp, the wreckage of the UFOs we blew up has apparently disappeared and the government will no longer be searching for them. :lost:

quote:

U.S. ends its search for remnants of aerial objects shot down over Alaskan airspace and Lake Huron

U.S. Northern Command said Friday it recommended an end to the search for debris from two objects shot down in United States airspace this month.

Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin backed the recommendation, the command said in a statement. The end of recovery efforts could mean the country may never know what, exactly, the objects were, how they were propelled, and where they came from.

The conclusion applies to airborne objects shot down by U.S. fighter jets Feb. 10 near Deadhorse, Alaska, and Feb. 12 over Lake Huron, off the coast of Michigan.

"The U.S. military, federal agencies, and Canadian partners conducted systematic searches of each area using a variety of capabilities, including airborne imagery and sensors, surface sensors and inspections, and subsurface scans, and did not locate debris," the command said.

Efforts in Deadhorse were hampered by Arctic conditions and sea ice instability, it said.

The recommendation does not cover the Feb. 4 takedown of what the United States has described as a Chinese spy balloon off the coast of South Carolina.

Military officials said recovery efforts in the Atlantic, which ended Thursday, were successful, and recovered items were taken to an FBI lab "for counterintelligence exploitation," according to the statement Friday.

Airspace and maritime limits around all three recovery operations have been lifted, the command said.

One other incident involving the takedown of an airborne object took place in Canadian airspace Feb. 11 and is the purview of Canadian authorities.

The Biden administration announced Monday it was forming an interagency group to address the recent cluster and future unidentified objects.

President Joe Biden delivered remarks about the objects Thursday, downplaying the possibility that the non-balloon objects shot down might also be tied to surveillance efforts.

"We don’t yet know exactly what these three objects were, but nothing right now suggests they were related to China’s spy balloon program, or they were surveillance vehicles from other any other country," Biden said in public remarks.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/us-search-remnants-aerial-objects-shot-alaska-lake-huron-ends-no-resul-rcna71303

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal


LOL, the media already forgot about it, no one cares Joe.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
The balloon entity doesn't leave its kin behind.

naem
May 29, 2011

the balloons served to distract us from the chemical spill burning hydrochloric acid into the sky over Ohio and poisoning the water table with forever chemicals

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

The chemical train derailing company said it would be fine

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Accidents happen :shrug:

kliras
Mar 27, 2021
can't believe china actually pulled this off




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2c4_l2oe22U&t=36s

naem
May 29, 2011

Mulaney Power Move posted:

The chemical train derailing company said it would be fine

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Smdh that goons buy into right wing propaganda just in time for the most important election of our time

kliras
Mar 27, 2021
3.6 ppm. not great, not terrible

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Vinyl chloride is the chemical name for table salt :rolleye:

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
That’s just a vitamin cloud. We were transporting vitamins.

Jon Pod Van Damm
Apr 6, 2009

THE POSSESSION OF WEALTH IS IN AND OF ITSELF A SIGN OF POOR VIRTUE. AS SUCH:
1 NEVER TRUST ANY RICH PERSON.
2 NEVER HIRE ANY RICH PERSON.
BY RULE 1, IT IS APPROPRIATE TO PRESUME THAT ALL DEGREES AND CREDENTIALS HELD BY A WEALTHY PERSON ARE FRAUDULENT. THIS JUSTIFIES RULE 2--RULE 1 NEEDS NO JUSTIFIC



have they figured out what the UFOs were, (are?), yet?

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Jon Pod Van Damm posted:

have they figured out what the UFOs were, (are?), yet?

They were Chinese spy balloon. |
OR were they?



They were just Chinese spy balloons.

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