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Say Nothing posted:Contribution... 
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Oct 18, 2013 02:25
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While both of those are tasteless and poorly done, I have to admit I laughed, as I am apparently ten years old.
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Oct 18, 2013 02:27
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She's got that Innsmouth look.
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Oct 18, 2013 05:59
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She looks like a Teenage Mutant Ninja Fishgirl
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Oct 18, 2013 06:05
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Say Nothing posted:Looks like Tinkerbell flew face first into a windscreen. Wow those women don't look obese... Unlike most people I see with tinkerbell tattoos.
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Oct 18, 2013 06:33
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Say Nothing posted:Contribution... If you're gonna wear your pants low just to show off your fake ugly leopard print thong, why not just wear a real thong?
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Oct 18, 2013 07:04
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Corridor posted:If you're gonna wear your pants low just to show off your fake ugly leopard print thong, why not just wear a real thong? Well, you know guys like him. He probably thinks a real thong is "too fruity." Or maybe his wife/girlfriend/common law lover knows it was him who was raiding her panty drawer, so he got it inked as a compromise.
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Oct 18, 2013 07:16
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Oct 18, 2013 08:10
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I'm a little worried because a facebook friend had someone post to her wall "Your tattoo gun is ready, and it looks awesome!" I'm worried as to what is going to come from it, but at least she is just practicing on food for now. 
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Oct 18, 2013 16:09
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Wrong thread, I cracked up for a solid minute.
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Oct 18, 2013 18:57
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RZA Encryption posted:Wrong thread, I cracked up for a solid minute. I have to wonder, is there some sagging old cynical woman in her 60's wandering about with a 'I'M GOING TO KILL YOU, ARCHIE BUNKER' trampstamp tattoo?
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Oct 18, 2013 19:06
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No matter how many times I see this tattoo, it is never not funny. E: 5er posted:I have to wonder, is there some sagging old cynical woman in her 60's wandering about with a 'I'M GOING TO KILL YOU, ARCHIE BUNKER' trampstamp tattoo? I really really hope so.
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Oct 18, 2013 19:10
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crazkylo posted:I'm a little worried because a facebook friend had someone post to her wall "Your tattoo gun is ready, and it looks awesome!" She's starting out in the correct manner at least.
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Oct 18, 2013 19:47
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Fun fact, I know the artist who did this. He works out of Montana and is as hilarious as you think he is.
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Oct 18, 2013 20:14
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5er posted:I have to wonder, is there some sagging old cynical woman in her 60's wandering about with a 'I'M GOING TO KILL YOU, ARCHIE BUNKER' trampstamp tattoo? At least, back then, the tattoo had meaning. Archie Bunker was considered controversial because of his bigoted viewpoints, though the character was made to mock those who thought this way. The Ray Romano one doesn't make sense because he's a beaten-down wuss like so many other TV male characters from the 1990s to now.
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Oct 18, 2013 22:31
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crazkylo posted:I'm a little worried because a facebook friend had someone post to her wall "Your tattoo gun is ready, and it looks awesome!" It's pyf tasteless tattoos, not pyf delicious citrusy tattoos.
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Oct 18, 2013 23:26
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crazkylo posted:I'm a little worried because a facebook friend had someone post to her wall "Your tattoo gun is ready, and it looks awesome!" "Well, as of right now, I only feel confident enough to tattoo on oranges and ballsacks"
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Oct 19, 2013 00:01
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Spider-face, spider-face. Does whatever a spider-face can...which does not include getting employed.
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Oct 19, 2013 00:16
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DorkusMalorkus posted:Spider-face, spider-face. Does whatever a spider-face can...which does not include getting employed. Maybe those craters in his nose are real and he got the tattoo to disguise them...
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Oct 19, 2013 00:23
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That's a lot of money and pain to make sure you don't ever get laid again.
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Oct 19, 2013 01:15
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Serious question. I recently saw an incredible exhibition of Egyptian papyri, and have been seriously thinking of getting a tattoo, possibly even a large motif, based on them. The mythology is fascinating, and the art is just so incredibly elegant. However, I am of Eastern European heritage and white as snow. Is there any way that it wouldn't be tacky and tasteless/possibly offensive as hell?
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Oct 19, 2013 01:24
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Crow Jane posted:Serious question. I recently saw an incredible exhibition of Egyptian papyri, and have been seriously thinking of getting a tattoo, possibly even a large motif, based on them. The mythology is fascinating, and the art is just so incredibly elegant. However, I am of Eastern European heritage and white as snow. Is there any way that it wouldn't be tacky and tasteless/possibly offensive as hell? This guys opinion? Bleh. As long as you don't get some sexually deviant artwork of children slaves fellating dinner guests under a table I suppose it could be interesting. Just don't get some giant ankh unless you want constant Death comments. And yes that artwork from ancient times exists. It was on display in SF a few years back.
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Oct 19, 2013 01:48
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Crow Jane posted:Serious question. I recently saw an incredible exhibition of Egyptian papyri, and have been seriously thinking of getting a tattoo, possibly even a large motif, based on them. The mythology is fascinating, and the art is just so incredibly elegant. However, I am of Eastern European heritage and white as snow. Is there any way that it wouldn't be tacky and tasteless/possibly offensive as hell? I would first spend a year researching Egyptian papyri, mythology, etc., and making sure that's something you're 100% committed to. Then, think about it some more whiles you find a good artist to tattoo you. I don't think it really matters at all that you're white, after all, there's so much body art/modification that has been inspired by other cultures and generally those who oppose* it are just looking for a fight. Stretched lobes, labrets, nostrils, septums, etc., body piercings, tribal tattoos, etc. *Oppose as in are vehemently opposed to it, not just thinking "heh, white guy with a tribal tattoo, probably doesn't even know what it means."
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Oct 19, 2013 01:55
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Oct 19, 2013 02:36
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Once one of those companies changes their logo, that will suck even harder.
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Oct 19, 2013 04:13
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UGGH NO ONE CARES. GET YOUR TATTOO. Short of someone that exclusively does X culturally important BLAH no one gives a poo poo. loving GOONS.
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Oct 19, 2013 04:37
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Oct 19, 2013 05:31
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Back of the head chub is the best chub.
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Oct 19, 2013 06:12
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He's going to get so bloody sick of people asking if they can borrow his pen.
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Oct 19, 2013 07:06
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Istari posted:He's going to get so bloody sick of people asking if they can borrow his pen. I glanced at it quick and thought...that green blob sure is tasteless and bad, I AGREE POSTER. I thought the pen was real. =( Boo...I totally would of asked him for a pen and been VERY disappointed.
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Oct 19, 2013 12:42
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That guy should keep a real pen there so when he lends it so someone they get a surprise. That'd be cool like two times.
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Oct 19, 2013 17:12
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As stupid as those are they do appear to be pretty well done at least.
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Oct 19, 2013 17:27
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I wonder if he's not one of those folks who get tattoos for the purpose of being paid to keep them on their body as an ad for companies.
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Oct 19, 2013 17:33
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crazkylo posted:I'm a little worried because a facebook friend had someone post to her wall "Your tattoo gun is ready, and it looks awesome!" I'm curious, what is the proper way to get into tattooing and start practicing? I mean professional artists working in studios had to start somewhere. If they start with oranges, then what next?
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Oct 19, 2013 17:35
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There are people in this world who are stupid enough to allow a tattoo artist to practice on them.
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Oct 19, 2013 17:38
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pageerror404 posted:I'm curious, what is the proper way to get into tattooing and start practicing? I mean professional artists working in studios had to start somewhere. If they start with oranges, then what next? Apprentice at a reputable shop.
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Oct 19, 2013 17:57
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pageerror404 posted:I'm curious, what is the proper way to get into tattooing and start practicing? I mean professional artists working in studios had to start somewhere. If they start with oranges, then what next?
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Oct 19, 2013 18:03
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pageerror404 posted:I'm curious, what is the proper way to get into tattooing and start practicing? I mean professional artists working in studios had to start somewhere. If they start with oranges, then what next? There are some fairly expensive synthetic skin-like materials you can buy and practice. If you "know a guy", pig skin is nearly identical to humans. Also, yeah, you could set up a sign downtown saying you're giving out lovely tattoos for free but the customer has no say over the design and morons would FLOCK to you. My ex's brother was not an artist in any sense of the word but was covered in free tattoos for this very reason.
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Oct 19, 2013 18:16
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Inzombiac posted:There are some fairly expensive synthetic skin-like materials you can buy and practice. If you "know a guy", pig skin is nearly identical to humans. By "know a guy" do you mean a butcher? Genuinely curious, getting pigskin can't be that difficult, can it?
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Oct 19, 2013 18:37
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aDecentCupOfTea posted:By "know a guy" do you mean a butcher? Genuinely curious, getting pigskin can't be that difficult, can it? You mean a farmer, not a butcher http://www.thedesignstattoo.com/amazing-tattoos-on-the-live-pigs/
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