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Deformed Church
May 12, 2012

5'5", IQ 81


Gyges posted:

Aside from being dumb, aren't horseshoes supposed to always have the opening up so the luck doesn't run out or something?

I've heard it both ways. You have to balance keeping the luck in with letting the evil out. Maybe put it on it's side or something?

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Assoonasitits
Dec 11, 2007

I guess frogout is too polite to simply say "begone".

Gyges posted:

Aside from being dumb, aren't horseshoes supposed to always have the opening up so the luck doesn't run out or something?

Horseshoes open up when hung above a door, thus "collecting" luck. When they get full, it is said, the horseshoe will flip over, thus pouring out all the stored luck. If you happen to be standing under it when this happens, you are the benefactor of said luck.
:goonsay:

Grem
Mar 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 25 days!
Doesn't the horseshoe just drop on your head?

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Grem posted:

Doesn't the horseshoe just drop on your head?

Then you get lortabs. Good luck.

Multiplesarcasm
Mar 3, 2006

a corduroy explosion.
Between the spade, fire and horsehoe, that arm cannot decide which way is "up".

Multiplesarcasm has a new favorite as of 00:39 on Oct 26, 2013

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

Can someone link the awesome tattoo thread?

MAKE NO BABBYS
Jan 28, 2010
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3519790

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT

Gyges posted:

Aside from being dumb, aren't horseshoes supposed to always have the opening up so the luck doesn't run out or something?
Yeah, that tattoo totally isn't going to work.

Captain Kosmos
Mar 28, 2010

think of it like the "Who's Who" of genitals


Thats just the goon tattoo thread filled with goony tattoos. Here's the good tattoo thread.

dinosaursforsale
Jun 10, 2011

Captain Kosmos posted:

Thats just the goon tattoo thread filled with goony tattoos. Here's the good tattoo thread.

Disregard this. The tattoo megathread may be full of arrogance and bickering, but the general quality of the tattoos in there is far superior to the majority of the ones in this thread.

Edit for dumb word double-up.

dinosaursforsale has a new favorite as of 11:45 on Oct 26, 2013

Captain Kosmos
Mar 28, 2010

think of it like the "Who's Who" of genitals

dinosaursforsale posted:

Disregard this. The tattoo megathread may be full of arrogance and bickering, but the general quality of the tattoos in there is far superior to the majority of the ones in this thread.

Edit for dumb word double-up.

I was joking about the goony tattoos, the quality of tattoos is great and there's couple of mine in that thread also. But still its mostly chatting about tattoos and where to get tattoos.

Nauticus
Dec 25, 2010

Long may yer big jib draw
From a group dedicated to local bad tattoos:



Laocius
Jul 6, 2013


If it didn't have the text, I would've thought this one was some kind of weird robot face.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Lole.

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Laocius posted:

If it didn't have the text, I would've thought this one was some kind of weird robot face.

My first guess was the stylized head of a Grecian column, which I thought was okay if a little sloppy, and then I enlarged the picture and everything got so much stupider.

Corridor
Oct 19, 2006


Verily, she beyeth the much byloved and most ilystryous Promme Quene.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Another article from that lovely "best first tattoos ideas" page features this:



as "Food Tattoo Ideas to Titillate Your Taste Buds".

Meat Recital
Mar 26, 2009

by zen death robot

Maybe she's Burmese?

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Palpek posted:

Another article from that lovely "best first tattoos ideas" page features this:



as "Food Tattoo Ideas to Titillate Your Taste Buds".

If somebody is loving this guy from behind it would look like he's really happy about it.

Aerdan
Apr 14, 2012

Not Dennis NEDry
That's not what 'titillating' means.



Don't ever let Bieber touch a tattoo gun again, guys. :I

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Aerdan posted:

That's not what 'titillating' means.



Don't ever let Bieber touch a tattoo gun again, guys. :I

It's no worse than his music or driving ability.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
My next what?

Marta Velasquez
Mar 9, 2013

Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...
Fallen Rib

Cream-of-Plenty posted:

Here are 25 totally great and not at all horrible ideas for first time tattoos!

http://slodive.com/inspiration/first-tattoo-ideas/



FYAD member spotted

The tattoo is well done, though.

Mocking Bird
Aug 17, 2011
You're making GBS threads me, right?

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Trilineatus posted:

You're making GBS threads me, right?

Pocket Billiards
Aug 29, 2007
.

eating only apples posted:

Oh man :3:

"The given image is a calf tattoo in back ink. It is a vibrating musical note and is good as a first tattoo."



A vibrating musical note :3: Other gems include "lovely little stars" and "it is a scary skull"

Going to be a pedantic cockhole here but that's a clef and not a note.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Say Nothing posted:

My next what?


Hand job duh.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

LingcodKilla posted:

Hand job duh.

Well then you'd need to put it all on one hand.

Captain Trips
May 23, 2013
The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about

Frostwerks posted:

Well then you'd need to put it all on one hand.

Maybe for you're dick. :smug:

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Captain Trips posted:

Maybe for you're dick. :smug:

Your on to something.

TunaSpleen
Jan 27, 2007

How do I say, "You're the grossest thing ever" without offending you?
Grimey Drawer


Also, weird question: if you tattoo a grapefruit, is the fruit still edible? I understand that it's a terrific method of practicing but I can't help but see perfectly good fruit going to waste.

UZworm
Feb 9, 2009

Young wild Elsweyrian
C'mon baby, do you have a soul gem

Pocket Billiards posted:

Going to be a pedantic cockhole here but that's a clef and not a note.

It's not vibrating, either.

Inspector Zenigata
Jul 19, 2010

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Inspector Zenigata has a new favorite as of 22:00 on Apr 2, 2014

Corridor
Oct 19, 2006

TunaSpleen posted:



Also, weird question: if you tattoo a grapefruit, is the fruit still edible? I understand that it's a terrific method of practicing but I can't help but see perfectly good fruit going to waste.

There's a cool art nouveau design in there somewhere, I wonder what it was ripped off from.

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

contrapants posted:



FYAD member spotted

The tattoo is well done, though.

Goons can't recognize a photoshop? For shame.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Corridor posted:

There's a cool art nouveau design in there somewhere, I wonder what it was ripped off from.

It kind o looks like a stylized fishing net from old timey maps of the ocean.

lamb
Mar 9, 2004

A single act of carelessness leads to the eternal loss of beauty

Palpek posted:

Another article from that lovely "best first tattoos ideas" page features this:



as "Food Tattoo Ideas to Titillate Your Taste Buds".

I can't unsee Homer Simpson when I look at this.

Marta Velasquez
Mar 9, 2013

Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...
Fallen Rib

Ok Fella posted:

Goons can't recognize a photoshop? For shame.

It was a failed joke. The description even calls it a photoshop.

quote:

The tattoo is photoshopped, also the lipstick is done in photoshop. It was very hard to let it look realistic, especially in this small size but there's copyright on it so I'll have to!

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
Oh it was from that dumbass first time tattoo ideas article. I didn't notice that.

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Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!






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