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Wax Dynasty posted:I kinda like this one, despite the subject matter, but here's a tattoo for a REAL hero: What, he didn't want a copy of the man's sweet tribal? 
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Lucid Nonsense posted:Cross post from the Idiots on Social Media thread. I bet he certainly does miss brain.
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Nov 27, 2013 21:32
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hyperhazard posted:What, he didn't want a copy of the man's sweet tribal? You don't love it? I love it; he got it at Ross.
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Nov 27, 2013 22:02
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Who needs friends... or a job...or a life?
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Nov 28, 2013 04:00
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Say Nothing posted:Who needs friends... or a job...or a life? I feel like he'd get along well with the guy with the "Racist" face tattoo from earlier in this thread. That's at least one friend
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Nov 28, 2013 04:20
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Inspector Zenigata posted:That tattoo on the side of his head above his ear gave me the impression that he had a very peculiarly-shaped head. On further inspection, his face is really asymmetrical, and if you cover the left half of the photo with your thumb he looks like a sad meathead teenager, and if you cover the right he looks like a hardened criminal. His face is a sad "("
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Clearly he's always crying and wanted to show that with a tattoo... or he killed two people or whatever that tattoo means.
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Say Nothing posted:Who needs friends... or a job...or a life? Nothing bangs won't fix.
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Krispy Kareem posted:Nothing bangs won't fix. Yeah. He can create bangs by brushing the hair from the back of his head forward! When it grows out. In case that's not actually as funny of a mental image as I think it is, here's a crappy tattoo.  And on the same person:  http://imgur.com/VO1I9GlI have no clue what the thing on his penis is supposed to be. But there's a penis tattooed on his leg, too! Bored has a new favorite as of 08:31 on Nov 28, 2013 |
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Nov 28, 2013 08:03
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Bored posted:I have no clue what the thing on his penis is supposed to be. Looks like an acorn to me. It matches his other tattoo.
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Bored posted:Yeah. He can create bangs by brushing the hair from the back of his head forward! When it grows out. That's an acorn. On his nads. Goddammit, I hate you. ninja edit: it's the squirrel from Ice Age, and he's trying to get the acorn, which is --again-- on the dude's nads.
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Nov 28, 2013 08:16
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Ah. Thank you. It just looked like a big infection to me.
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Say Nothing posted:Who needs friends... or a job...or a life? gently caress You
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Nov 28, 2013 10:20
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Constipated posted:gently caress You 
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I just saw this gem on my tumblr dash this morning. I had no idea tattooing hearts over your nipples was a thing. Also, that is indeed a Sailor Moon tattoo right next to her crotch (I actually like the show as a nostalgia trip, but I don't know about getting a tattoo from it - especially with that kind of placement). http://i.imgur.com/JzQQR1S.jpg
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Dahlia posted:I just saw this gem on my tumblr dash this morning. I had no idea tattooing hearts over your nipples was a thing. Also, that is indeed a Sailor Moon tattoo right next to her crotch (I actually like the show as a nostalgia trip, but I don't know about getting a tattoo from it - especially with that kind of placement). I clicked that link expecting terrible things. I was pleasantly surprised.
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Dahlia posted:I just saw this gem on my tumblr dash this morning. I had no idea tattooing hearts over your nipples was a thing. Also, that is indeed a Sailor Moon tattoo right next to her crotch (I actually like the show as a nostalgia trip, but I don't know about getting a tattoo from it - especially with that kind of placement). This is amazing.
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Say Nothing posted:Who needs friends... or a job...or a life? 
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TINA TURNER posted:About conquering depression: When I quickly glanced at this one on my phone, I first thought it was on her left butt-cheek. It gave the tat a whole different meaning!
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 "Darling, you'll be 9kay" This is apparently this girl's first tattoo and I hope her next one is a coverup
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Nov 29, 2013 15:15
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Christopher Robin posted:
That's a cursive "O", unless they're supposed to be known as the Baltimore 9's  Still doesn't stop the lines on it being absolutely terrible though.
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Lowercase O's do not look like that in cursive, and anyway none of the other letters (aside from the first) is capitalized. Besides, that is some really lovely calligraphy.
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Aerdan posted:Lowercase O's do not look like that in cursive, and anyway none of the other letters (aside from the first) is capitalized. Besides, that is some really lovely calligraphy. There's more than one or two fonts in the world.
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IUG posted:There's more than one or two fonts in the world. Despite that, almost every cursive style closes the O's or has the loop at the top overlap it. The top loop never should cut through the middle of the letter. The font they used in the tattoo isn't even cursive to begin with. The K in okay is capitalized, nothing connects properly and the y's don't even match. It isn't cursive - it's someone printing and then trying to add loops and flourishes on afterwards. Even preschoolers are taught better handwriting than this.
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Nov 29, 2013 21:20
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Horrible Smutbeast posted:Despite that, almost every cursive style closes the O's or has the loop at the top overlap it. The top loop never should cut through the middle of the letter. It's a dumb choice and lovely tattooing, but it's very clearly an "O". Especially given that the "O" in "you'll" is done in the same way. Lots of people mix cursive and print in their writing, often with non standard cursive lettering, and will continue to until the menace of cursive is finally eradicated from society.
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Dahlia posted:I just saw this gem on my tumblr dash this morning. I had no idea tattooing hearts over your nipples was a thing. Also, that is indeed a Sailor Moon tattoo right next to her crotch (I actually like the show as a nostalgia trip, but I don't know about getting a tattoo from it - especially with that kind of placement). I'm surprised to find I don't hate it (the nipple thing). A bit cutesy, but nothing terrible.
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Weldon Pemberton posted:I'm surprised to find I don't hate it (the nipple thing). A bit cutesy, but nothing terrible. Yeah. I was pretty impressed with how well they matched the nipple color, or else that the lady sat there for that long getting her nipple tattooed to match the heart. That would be such a pain for the tattoo artist if the latter were the case, I would think.
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Gyges posted:It's a dumb choice and lovely tattooing, but it's very clearly an "O". Especially given that the "O" in "you'll" is done in the same way. Lots of people mix cursive and print in their writing, often with non standard cursive lettering, and will continue to until the menace of cursive is finally eradicated from society. Upper and lower case letters aren't written the same way in cursive writing though. It's not even a good block handwriting script/font, it's literally just someone printing out some letters and attaching them. I mean, christ, they tried to draw on the extra thick lines you'd get from doing a copperplate/old fashioned style cursive script on their printed letters after the fact. And that the letters aren't outlined, they just connect and stop midstroke for no reason. It's ugly, lovely, and if you want a cursive style tattoo you could at least half rear end it by printing a font out and tracing it.
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Weldon Pemberton posted:I'm surprised to find I don't hate it (the nipple thing). A bit cutesy, but nothing terrible. I've seen quite a few nipple tattoos and when the colours are matched up right I think they look good. Radeo on SG has stars and they look really cute 
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ReidRansom posted:Her face looks like a Louis Wain painting.
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It looks more like she passed out at a party and her friends drew all over her with sharpie markers.
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Say Nothing posted:That watermark is appropriate. I don't want to believe this is real. I really don't. It's not as bad as a lot of the stuff in this thread, but for some reason it makes me really sad to think it might be real. Say Nothing posted:It looks more like she passed out at a party and her friends drew all over her with sharpie markers. I'm hoping that only a few of the messy tattoos are real and what you described is what happened to most of her face. It looks like a piece of the moko (that's what the chin tattoo is called, right?) is bolder than the rest of the black squiggles. Edit: I can't find the origin of that picture beyond "stupid humans", but here are some others that came up as "visually similar":  I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that this one is a picture of a lady/bug using a tiny toilet on a branch. for boobies, maybehttp://imgur.com/qQbTkAH  This guy is really in to monogamy, but he spelled Elise wrong.  I immediately decided that this is Nicolas Cage when I scrolled past it. I have no clue why. for Butt-erflyhttp://imgur.com/b1e6fRV Bored has a new favorite as of 05:48 on Nov 30, 2013 |
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Bored posted:
Oh man, I must have issues, because I totally saw this as a woman's lower back, and her jaw was sideboob. The hair was really messing with me for a second.
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Bored posted:
See, I thought this was going to be a picture of butterfly showing their butt. I was very, very much incorrect.
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TINA TURNER posted:About conquering depression: This is from a Slipknot song by the way. Actually two Slipknot songs.
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PETA's website has a section of animal rights-themed tattoos. Some of them are cute, some of them are meh, and some of them are...this. VEC I LIIE  That cow in the background   And my favorite: 
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hyperhazard posted:PETA's website has a section of animal rights-themed tattoos. Some of them are cute, some of them are meh, and some of them are...this. How could someone honestly think that looks like a 4? I get staying with the thready lines theme but thicken the drat things up or actually connect that to the rest of the number or something.
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