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Captain Trips
May 23, 2013
The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about

Cosima posted:

Cuntcess: vaginal abscess.

Life imitating tattoo, or tattoo imitating life?

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Sep 10, 2010

KongGeorgeVII posted:

Are you thinking of Ninja from Die Antwoord?



I never realized he has the Thai version of the Coke label on him.

Mocking Bird
Aug 17, 2011


He probably meant Scarlett Johansson

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Trilineatus posted:



He probably meant Scarlett Johansson

Yes! That was the one I was thinking of. That just looks loving stupid.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost


A character from a terrible yaoi webcomic, naked, holding a dildo, now on your foot forever. :thumbsup:

Oswald Kesselpot
Jan 14, 2008

HONK HONK HONK
Of all the things wrong with this, both conceptually and artistically, the burning question I have is why the hell does it have a 3rd ear?

Palisader
Mar 14, 2012

DESPAIR MORTALS, FOR I WISH TO PLAY PATTY-CAKE

Sham I Am posted:

Of all the things wrong with this, both conceptually and artistically, the burning question I have is why the hell does it have a 3rd ear?

I think it's the tip of the ninth tail. You'd never be able to tell one way or the other of course. What a wonderful example of perspective!

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

weedchrist posted:



Ironic bad tattoos are apparently a thing in Sweden?
http://www.blackinkcon.se/
.
I can assure you that those Swedes are on the bleeding edge of hipsterdom.

Captain Trips
May 23, 2013
The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about

axolotl farmer posted:

.
I can assure you that those Swedes are on the bleeding edge of hipsterdom.

Being a hipster before it was cool? I shudder to think of the possible paradoxes that could create.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Captain Trips posted:

Being a hipster before it was cool? I shudder to think of the possible paradoxes that could create.

This is what happens when a society stops rampaging and pillaging.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



I liked the switchblade and that gallery event looked like fun :shrug:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Pick posted:



A character from a terrible yaoi webcomic, naked, holding a dildo, now on your foot forever. :thumbsup:
I though 'aw, cute!' then I realize what it was holding.

Contribution, what a dickhead!

Bad Roy
Jan 29, 2008

Animals are like humans, always being dicks.

Choco1980 posted:

Bad Royal Cuntcess?

I feel like I need a name change...

Oswald Kesselpot
Jan 14, 2008

HONK HONK HONK

Choco1980 posted:

Bad Royal Cuntcess?
Golem Golem

dinosaursforsale
Jun 10, 2011

it looks like this dude's nipple is trying to escape into his armpit.

uranium grass
Jan 15, 2005

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
See, that's just wrong. The hardest thing to give is a gently caress.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

dinosaursforsale posted:

it looks like this dude's nipple is trying to escape into his armpit.

His nipple can do anything through Christ

Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008




AlbieQuirky posted:

See, that's just wrong. The hardest thing to give is a gently caress.

The thumbnail looked like the hardest thing to give was the teeth, but for a 6 year old, that's untrue!

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

If it werent for the bra I'd never have worked out where on the body that might have been. :gonk:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
As long as people have skin, this thread will live on.

Sassy Not Classy
Dec 21, 2007

I'm not hearing a No.

This is awesome :colbert:

HandlingByJebus
Jun 21, 2009

All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world, so there was only one thing I could do:
was ding a ding dang, my dang a long racecar.

It's a love affair. Mainly jebus, and my racecar.

Sassy Not Classy posted:

This is awesome :colbert:

Unironically awesome.

synthetik
Feb 28, 2007

I forgive you, Will. Will you forgive me?

Telemaze
Apr 22, 2008

What you expected hasn't happened.
Fun Shoe
What the holy hell is going on with Mario's eye there?

darkhand
Jan 18, 2010

This beard just won't do!
:psyduck: The controller buttons

Wonder what the rest of his LOSE tattoo says.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Telemaze posted:

What the holy hell is going on with Mario's eye there?

Sometimes brain damage can cause one eye to be permanently dilated. Maybe it's a reflection of the owner of the tattoo.

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

Jeeze, I usually roll my eyes at the whole "ALL VIDEOGAME TATTOOS ARE BAD! IF YOU LIKE SOMETHING I DON'T YOU'RE TERRIBLE!" line, but that tattoo makes me really, really ashamed to like have anything to do with old games. And this is from a person whose prize possessions are super rare SNES cartridges.

If you're going to get your hobby literally inked into your skin, then loving get it done well. At the very least.



E:Also, yes, I know my hobby is terrible, rag me on it all you want. It is sad I care so much about plastic and circuit boards, etc. I do realize it's dumb.

DicktheCat has a new favorite as of 22:24 on Dec 16, 2013

Inspector Zenigata
Jul 19, 2010

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Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Telemaze posted:

What the holy hell is going on with Mario's eye there?
Mario Bowie.

the future is WOW
Sep 9, 2005

I QUIT!

DicktheCat posted:

E:Also, yes, I know my hobby is terrible, rag me on it all you want. It is sad I care so much about plastic and circuit boards, etc. I do realize it's dumb.

Hey man, ain't nothing wrong with plastic and circuit boards. I have a love for certain vintage recording gear that extends to working on DIY recreations and clones of said gear. I've done some basic circuit board design work for the sake of recreating dumb poo poo that 99.999% of the world's population doesn't care about or even know exists (granted it's also tied to my profession, but still) and I love doing it. But I sure as hell won't be getting the schematic for a Neve BA238 output amp tattooed on my dick. As long as one retains some self-awareness about how silly ones hobbies can be then all will be ok.

fullroundaction
Apr 20, 2007

Drink beer every day
It's possible ...



Benji Harris (who my gf and I got tattood by when visiting Philly :woop:) just posted this on Facebook.

Inspector Zenigata
Jul 19, 2010

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defectivemonkey
Jun 5, 2012

Inspector Zenigata posted:

This is the bad tattoos thread. Do you think that tattoo is bad? Looks pretty good to me, though all the characters look a little...special. The starman at the top looks great, though.

Tasteless tattoos means that even if it's technically beautifully executed like this seems to be, why would you put it on your body forever.

fullroundaction
Apr 20, 2007

Drink beer every day

Inspector Zenigata posted:

This is the bad tattoos thread. Do you think that tattoo is bad? Looks pretty good to me

No I agree, I just so happened to have something pop up on my feed that supported the "not all VG tattoos are retarded" statement. Although I can see why some people would think it's stupid anyway.

e: Also I try to never miss an opportunity to brag that I got a chance to get ink at Art Machine.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Giant armpit spark plug.

Your guess is as good as mine.

iRend
Jun 21, 2004

MOTHER, DID YOU eeeeeayyyyy.... ooooooaaa... ff.



NITROUS DIVISION
Armpit Sparkplug is a pretty good name for a band

Patchouli Patrol
Nov 11, 2007

iRend posted:

Armpit Sparkplug is a pretty good name for a band

Is that what it is? I thought it was a broken lightsaber.

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T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

Shut up DUMMY

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