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Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Some classic linkin park for Brazil

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Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.
haha Linkin Park

Don't care, go Maia

Save Russian Jews
Jun 7, 2007

who the fuck is this guy anyway, i can't even see his face

Lipstick Apathy
is the brazil crowd singing along to this or am i hearing things

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Save Russian Jews posted:

is the brazil crowd singing along to this or am i hearing things

They are. I'm told that Linkin Park had two or three very popular hits over there.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Save Russian Jews posted:

is the brazil crowd singing along to this or am i hearing things

Brazil is a 15 year old boy in 2004. Suddenly everything makes sense.

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
Maia is going to squeeze LaFlare's head until head-juice comes out

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.

fatherdog posted:

Maia is going to squeeze LaFlare's head until head-juice comes out

i'd like to see this

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Illegal Burger shall drive LaFlare to victory.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


As fancy as head juice would be, I decided to take a spaceship money parley on Nunes and Laflare.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

CommonShore posted:

As fancy as head juice would be, I decided to take a spaceship money parley on Nunes and Laflare.

Where is this spreadsheet-gambling hellhole you speak of?

sexy tiger boobs
Aug 23, 2002

Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

Old man Maia having his way with the flare.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Duzzy Funlop posted:

Where is this spreadsheet-gambling hellhole you speak of?

eve-bet.com. Need to register with igb.

e. This is the least exciting maia fight so far tonight.

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009

CommonShore posted:

eve-bet.com. Need to register with igb.

e. This is the least exciting maia fight so far tonight.

I'm enjoying the jiu-jitsu battle.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Tezcatlipoca posted:

I'm enjoying the jiu-jitsu battle.

Yeah but in the three Osiris Maia fights, two guys had their souls stolen and another guy's head was literally pulled off of his shoulders arm was literally ripped off of his body

CommonShore fucked around with this message at 05:52 on Mar 22, 2015

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
I respect how talented Maia is but I find him terribly boring to watch fight.

i can still taste him
Feb 16, 2003
Buglord

Le Saboteur posted:

I respect how talented Maia is but I find him terribly boring to watch fight.
I like what he does, because it's very skilled. But when it's against a guy who is good enough to defend against it, but not good enough to go on the offensive against it, it's... well, it's this.

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
just tap already

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Demian Maia and Hendricks should fight imo

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
That was a cool scramble

Schenck v. U.S.
Sep 8, 2010
Maia so tired he's pulling side control just to rest

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Is Maia gassed like a flaccid fartcushion?

Evil_Penguin_v2
Apr 18, 2004
Ask me about my brother.
Omg Maia is heavyweight gassed

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!
Someone get some strings and pulleys to get Maia back up to his feet.

Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man
laflare deserves a victory by TKO (cardio)

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
I have Flare Gun winning 1-0

Fentry
Mar 7, 2003



Really glad this was 5 rounds instead of 3 on some undercard so everyone comes out of this looking really lovely

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Should have taken a point from Maia for all that stalling.

Schenck v. U.S.
Sep 8, 2010

Le Saboteur posted:

Should have taken a point from Maia for all that stalling.

He did.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

hahaaa what the gently caress, did big john take a point

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Mccarthy took a point at the end. Funny things on the scorecards are now possible.

TheRationalRedditor
Jul 17, 2000

WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.
lmao maia's cowardly -1 flops were the only worthwhile aspect of that fight

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
Point deduction for being too insanely gassed to fight

Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg
Big John owns

Northjayhawk
Mar 8, 2008

by exmarx
47-46 Maia

manyak
Jan 26, 2006
Im watching with the sound off but tell me that even the Brazilian homer crowd was booing Maia for that bull poo poo

Doresain
Oct 7, 2003

Fun Shoe
Big John continues to be The Best.

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
Maia's coming off a terrible bone disease, and is 37 years old, and is Demian Maia, so I have no issue forgiving him for the end of this.

The only thing that sucks is drat near every other fight on this card had a finish, even fights that didn't have them, and this fight cooled things off

canti32
Apr 27, 2008

Fearless in Devotion, Rising to Promotion,
Rising to the ranks of mighty heroes, Fighting foes in every land,

History only tells a story, We are to see your glory,
Stand aside the Reds are coming,
WREXHAM IS THE NAME
gently caress demian maia hes a bitch

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.

manyak posted:

Im watching with the sound off but tell me that even the Brazilian homer crowd was booing Maia for that bull poo poo

they were. from like round 2 onward lmao

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fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
I hope two rear end in a top hat judges gave LaFlare round 1 and it's a majority draw

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