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(Thread IKs: TheSwizzler, STING 64, rox)
 
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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Namtab posted:

I apologise to sb_hermit and roxy. The way I won that match had no honour. I apologise to the audience as well for the abrupt finish. However, I cannot afford to waste time against the criminal Megamissen

You take a win against Megamissen however you can get it. They way they wrestle you'd have an easier time pulling out your own teeth.


The win had no honor, but it's a win against Megamissen. Take it and run for the exits.


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Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Shinjobi posted:

You take a win against Megamissen however you can get it. They way they wrestle you'd have an easier time pulling out your own teeth.


The win had no honor, but it's a win against Megamissen. Take it and run for the exits.

This is how I view my win against toph in the gauntlet. though my win there DID have honor.

Maerlyn
Jun 29, 2003

Everything at once
the evil step-son

This av has been socialized, viva la Revolución

How many people lost SAWbucks wagering against The Child?

I would have too

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


I do tiny weenie bets except when I bet big on myself and my cspam boys so I don't have a lot of bux, lol

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Maerlyn posted:

How many people lost SAWbucks wagering against The Child?

I would have too

i did not. I believe in The Child.

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com
church people should prolly stay away from kids

Chansey
Jan 18, 2024

verbal enema posted:

church people should prolly stay away from kids

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

verbal enema posted:

church people should prolly stay away from kids

Ok this gimmick might have a few flaws...

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG
PYF Men's Champion's poll closes in 24 hours!

https://strawpoll.com/NMnQ565pYn6

Remember that the PYF champ and their contenders will be competing to determine the #1 contender for the SAW Men's World Championship at the July PPV

CubicalSucrose
Jan 1, 2013

Phantom my Opera and call me South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut

TheSwizzler posted:

PYF Men's Champion's poll closes in 24 hours!

https://strawpoll.com/NMnQ565pYn6

Remember that the PYF champ and their contenders will be competing to determine the #1 contender for the SAW Men's World Championship at the July PPV

For those on the fence about voting because they don't remember if they already voted or not, if you try to vote and you already have, it just won't let you.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

I remember voting, but will not say who I voted for because I don't remember at all

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
A vote for Kild is a vote for a true warrior


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verbal enema
May 23, 2009

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I voted for Zets

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007
If you don't vote for the birthday boy you're a monster

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

MacheteZombie posted:

If you don't vote for the birthday boy you're a monster

It’s Bobo’s birthday?

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?
Vote for me, the guy with no wins on the season. I've earned that title shot!

Monathin
Sep 1, 2011

?????????
?

Vote for me to make it harder for MZ to kill me!

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

MacheteZombie posted:

If you don't vote for the birthday boy you're a monster

Rich Evans wasn't on the list

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

ilmucche posted:

Vote for me, the guy with no wins on the season. I've earned that title shot!

Voted for my best friend.

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


Looks like a whole lot of you want to play "Whack-A-Bob Wonkins".

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin



Dr. Kyle Farnsworth
Apr 23, 2004

another exclusive leak from a reliable source. looks like swizzler got...swizzled. ironic.

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TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG
Fake news

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
i dont remember voting in that poll but it says i did?

Leraika
Jun 14, 2015

Luckily, I *did* save your old avatar. Fucked around and found out indeed.
cavauro would never say gently caress :colbert:

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


It's really far too coherent to be Cav


Monathin
Sep 1, 2011

?????????
?

Majinfoose posted:

It's really far too coherent to be Cav

Yeah. Not one meandering digression? No way Cavauro keeps it together for a single conversation with Swizz without rambling.

Jeremor
Jun 1, 2009

Drop Your Nuts



I love cavauro

Go cocks

Monathin
Sep 1, 2011

?????????
?

Jeremor posted:

I love cavauro

Go cocks

hell, same

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Jeremor posted:

I love cavauro

Go cocks

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG
We're quite busy with the Pay Per View preparation, BUT, we will be having a special NON-CANON Titan Tomorrow featuring some special undebuted wrestler previews and everyone's favorite: Prop Bets!

Here's the card:

Prop bet: Will the match be won by a SAW roster member, or one of the waitlisted wrestlers?
Fatal Four-Way!
Endless Mike vs spatial trait vs Dr. Kyle Farnsworth vs Rags to Liches

Prop bet: How many wrestlers will Cavauro defeat?
Gauntlet Match!
Cavauro vs FilthyImp, Brutal Garcon, Anderson Koopa, Tekopo and CCBJSprauge24

Prop bet: Will a referee go down?
Shinjobi vs Stiev Awt

Prop bet: Which wrestler will get the win?
WARGAMES!
Snooze Cruise, Leraika, Cthulu Carla and Maeryln vs roxy, Megamissen, Namtab and sb hermit

Prop Bet: How many crotch chops will MacheteZombie do?
Two Best Pals vs the Mauler Cinematic Universe (Codependant Poster and Gambit From the X-Men)

Prop Bet: How many finishers total will be landed in this match?
Subjunctive vs ghosthorse

TheSwizzler fucked around with this message at 03:50 on May 16, 2024

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

TheSwizzler posted:

Prop bet: Which wrestler will get the win?
WARGAMES!
Snooze Cruise, Leraika, Cthulu Carla and Maeryln vs roxy, Megamissen, Namtab and sb hermit

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i thought my days of fighting the ton o teens were behind me for good. it's already happening again

Leraika
Jun 14, 2015

Luckily, I *did* save your old avatar. Fucked around and found out indeed.
We have the power of God and The Child on our side (also a witch, also a pair of invertebrates) so of course we'll win

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

Megamissen will betray us. It is in her nature


Dr. Kyle Farnsworth
Apr 23, 2004

when it comes down to it, truth will always win over a bunch of jabronis

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG
Card Update:

Due to something wrong with the most recent WWE2K24 Update and the Cell, the "Hell In A Shell" Match will be changed.

It is now a "Crab Bucket Match"

What that entails will be a surprise

CubicalSucrose
Jan 1, 2013

Phantom my Opera and call me South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut
!2k

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com
wonder what else is hosed up

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Vox Valentine
May 31, 2013

Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Special guest competitors, all of the Aquabats.

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