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We got a drunk bear out of this deal I'm satisfied with this result
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Everything about this guy, bear included, is just kinda gross to me Well no, the bear isn't gross, just kinda tragic. What they did to it is gross
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May 17, 2024 01:12
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Ask Elihaba what he thinks of Bright Ben Would you like him?–seems like you’d get on like a house on fire–he could be Fight Ben As a bonus thatd keep him (Ben) away from almost everyone too
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May 17, 2024 02:53
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Theglavwen posted:See what else the bear likes. Wine? Whisky? What about other intoxicants? Cocaine bear? Voting to subconsciously enhance the bear to live forever Change from Zd to U, thanks for the guidance Jael
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May 17, 2024 03:01
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Offer the bear some of Ish's chronic
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May 17, 2024 03:08
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DCBomB posted:Everything about this guy, bear included, is just kinda gross to me Yeah, we definitely need to invent a 12 step program and get Bright Boy onto it. e: I'm serious about this.
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May 17, 2024 03:13
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ThatBasqueGuy posted:Offer the bear some of Ish's chronic This might just work...
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May 17, 2024 04:01
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Question 1. Can we ask our human and melachim doctors on how to treat the bear? 2. I don't suppose their city has been fighting the bnaimokt ala kelashin? 3. Quiz Beri on his leadership skills and compare it to the okay standards of the previous guy from ahlab.
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May 17, 2024 04:03
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stevey666 posted:Also ask Puabi about Amok flicking blood in our eye to make us understand him, does the same apply to bear blood  Do not do this
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May 17, 2024 04:48
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I don't know if We're allowed to spill the deets of The South to anyone, even a Mel.
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May 17, 2024 05:07
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Diogines posted:
It's not his nose I'm worried about. I think this bear might be an alcoholic. Note that I said "IF we do not have any beer", not that we literally do not have any. It's certainly possible there was a translation error or the bear isn't quite that clever, but if it is clever then it might have thought we were trying to deny him more beer. I'm not sure what we can ask the bear to try and rule out alcoholism, especially if further inquiry upsets him to violence.
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Does anyone have the full series of votes in a single place? I lost #4 somewhere. I don't plan on voting, merely starting my view, so don't waste time consolidating on my behalf.
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May 17, 2024 08:55
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Ask the bear: Do you like Shisa? What name do you think of yourself as? (or) What do you call yourself? What is your favorite food? Have you ever hurt a human? What do you think of people? When was the last time you were sober? If you don't get beer, will you hurt people?
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Diogines posted:"What if I what?" What if, instead of option Zd, I caused Beri to had a dream that I did Zd
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alpaca diseases posted:What if, instead of option Zd, I caused Beri to had a dream that I did Zd You nailed it before the edit.
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May 17, 2024 11:01
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Ask the envoy: What are your relations to the other major powers in the area? Allies, enemies? Have you had any dealings or fights with the goblins and the bnaimokt? Have you had any serious monster incursions? How did the last Jubilee go? When was the last time your city went to war?
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Freakazoid_ posted:It's not his nose I'm worried about. I think this bear might be an alcoholic. The bear is obviously an alcoholic. If we had taken points in Medicine, we'd probably be able to see that his liver is pickled.
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[Natural Order check] Is an alcoholic bear a perversion of the way things should be according to El's design?
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Ask Suriel, what does an assessor of the Celestine Court of Measures and Proscriptions think of this city of false idols? Is the Old Tale of Gazmal true?
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Car Hater posted:[Natural Order check] Is an alcoholic bear a perversion of the way things should be according to El's design? Swedish Thaumocracy posted:Ask the envoy:  "We are a friend to all who welcome our merchants." Swedish Thaumocracy posted:Have you had any dealings or fights with the goblins and the bnaimokt? "The goblin have not troubled us and the Bnaimokt are too distant, no." Swedish Thaumocracy posted:Have you had any serious monster incursions? "Serious? No. I suppose we've slain a minotaur or two?" Swedish Thaumocracy posted:How did the last Jubilee go? "Delightful! We had quite the blast! I even filled one of the city fountains with wine, a good time was had by all!" Swedish Thaumocracy posted:When was the last time your city went to war? "You know I am unsure? It has been a while, quite a while I suppose... perhaps in my great-grandfathers day?" A Terrible Person posted:Ask the bear: Do you like Shisa?  "The bear says yes, Shisha is a very, very good friend and is very, very good. I am taking some liberties with the translations here, please remember Enkidel that it is a bear. They tend to be clever as far as animals are concerned but it is an animal. A more direct translation may be that Shisa does good things for them and is has a status of being a mother-sibling-child which is to say, a family relation, but not literally their mother, sibling or child." A Terrible Person posted:What name do you think of yourself as? (or) What do you call yourself? A Terrible Person posted:What is your favorite food? A Terrible Person posted:Have you ever hurt a human? A Terrible Person posted:What do you think of people? A Terrible Person posted:When was the last time you were sober? A Terrible Person posted:If you don't get beer, will you hurt people? Polgas posted:1. Can we ask our human and melachim doctors on how to treat the bear? Polgas posted:2. I don't suppose their city has been fighting the bnaimokt ala kelashin? Polgas posted:3. Quiz Beri on his leadership skills and compare it to the okay standards of the previous guy from ahlab. Through the Magic of Question Time you ask the SAME questions to Beri, who is not actually the king of Nephtarah, nor was even sent by them, but is the richest man in the city, related to the king and very influential(he also brought several other nobles with him). So to answer the question you ACTUALLY asked, which is about being a ruler... On a scale of 1 to 10... Technical Correctness: 3 Justness: 3.5 Piety: 4 As a reminder he is not a ruler. alpaca diseases posted:Ask Elihaba what he thinks of Bright Ben stevey666 posted:Ask the bear what he thinks of a cold beer on a hot day. stevey666 posted:Also ask if he wants to learn how to brew his own beer.
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alpaca diseases posted:Ask Suriel, what does an assessor of the Celestine Court of Measures and Proscriptions think of this city of false idols?  And after a moment.... And after another moment.... And after as many MORE moments as you stand there, you continue to stand there, because Suriel does not respond. The Melachim who came to take you to Court does not seem happy about that time you had Jael force him to go save Zepath. They very, very rarely talk to you and indeed almost everything they ever said to you occurred before you did that, with a very rare few exceptions after? This not being one of those times. Mostly they just stay in one place and stare at you wherever you are. Or follow you wherever you go. And keep staring at you. Waiting for you to make a mistake of some sort, or for him to regain JURISDICTION so he can take you away? Or perhaps simply waiting because he, it, has no other orders?
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May 17, 2024 23:44
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Ask the bear what it thinks of cats
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Diogines posted:Our apologies but there are several people named Elihaba at this point. Can you clarify which you mean? I honestly have no idea. Our Appalachian hulk of a great(?)-grandson husband of Josephine, has a blue-shard cestus, hates people and loves fighting
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alpaca diseases posted:Our Appalachian hulk of a great(?)-grandson Was going to say "extremely large man who smells terrible, married to the lady who perches on his shoulder and goes "  " while he pummels bandits and such" but yes that works too.
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Why would he care about a drinking bear that isn't even that strong or violent?
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“Bright Ben these goblins have taken your beer and won’t give it back”
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alpaca diseases posted:Our Appalachian hulk of a great(?)-grandson This probably does not come as a shock, but they are not in Zepath at the moment.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvCQ80Brkw0
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Surely you’re still not angry at being allowed to contribute to the titanic struggle of that night, by smiting a foe of El who sought to eradicate a city of people who do goodly works in his name—as you yourself put it? Don’t forget thats also what caused me to direct my excess to Mt Har, so they have you to thank for that too! :-) alpaca diseases fucked around with this message at 03:44 on May 18, 2024 |
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May 18, 2024 03:41
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Decorate Suriel with flowers, garlands, and other cutesy decor that a small girl would find appropriate. if you aren't gonna be useful to us you can bring some cheer in other ways
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I wonder if he's more pissed about the expense if Nephew or the insult of being made to expend it in the first place. Wonder if he'll chill out if we give him some
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Blasphemaster posted:I wonder if he's more pissed about the expense if Nephew or the insult of being made to expend it in the first place. Wonder if he'll chill out if we give him some He thought an offer of water was a bribe attempt, what do you think he'd call that?
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Lanky Coconut Tree posted:Decorate Suriel with flowers, garlands, and other cutesy decor that a small girl would find appropriate. 6Zf It's kinda what we ascended for. Killing in El's name is kind of a big deal. 5u Not our problem. 4s "Your artists are free to live and die however they like. If they go adventuring with our men, however, they should prepare for the latter if they aren't sufficiently prepared. Especially if they think it's just a game to just write home about." 3Ja 2G 1E: Accept the bear into the Zuu contingent on Shisa staying on as caretaker. Assign a Melachim to periodically check in on Me to make sure they are sobering up safely and have their needs met in other ways. A Terrible Person fucked around with this message at 11:01 on May 18, 2024 |
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Diogines posted:"I don't trust the answer they gave. Please remember again Enkidel that it is a bear. Their memory of the day to day is... different from yours. Unless it mauled someone recently or it was a particulary memorable incident I can't imagine they would remember anyway." Personally give the bear a cake and a little beer. Introduce them to Snarls. I like that lack of guile.
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I also just re-read from our last trip to Baitel -> Jubilee (still awesome btw) and was wondering if I could throw these unrelated questions out Diog? Chait, do you know an Ea Nasir?—Word on the street was that he was from Sier The
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alpaca diseases posted:Ask Elihaba what he thinks of Bright Ben Diogines posted:Oh. You have someone track down Josephine and ask her to get Elihaba to see about the bear.  Eventually, after a lot of persuasion...  "Can't own people."
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Slaan posted:What happened to that poor lady's nose It's in her name Nonosephine.
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