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Cream-of-Plenty posted:I never understood why Hitler was part of the Spiderman cast. Multiverse. The answer is always multiverse.
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Cream-of-Plenty posted:I never understood why Hitler was part of the Spiderman cast. Me neither. Didn't he die of syphilis in Bolivia before Peter Parker was born?
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Jan 11, 2014 03:40
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The sounds of a zillion typewriters echo throughout the newsroom. "Bring me pictures of Peter Parker!" Hitler screams as he bangs his fist on the oak desk. Spiderman obeys.
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Jan 11, 2014 03:48
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Cream-of-Plenty posted:I never understood why Hitler was part of the Spiderman cast. 
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Jan 11, 2014 04:10
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BrigadierSensible posted:Multiverse. The answer is always multiverse. Crisis on Infinite Hitlers.
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Jan 11, 2014 06:01
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AlbieQuirky posted:Crisis on Infinite Hitlers. How else would all those Golden Age heroes have been able to sock him right in the jaw?
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Jan 12, 2014 01:11
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Jan 12, 2014 01:13
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Jan 12, 2014 01:17
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I think it might be on the guy who lowered Owen from the rafters.
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Jan 12, 2014 01:18
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Say Nothing posted:I think it might be on the guy who lowered Owen from the rafters. 
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Jan 12, 2014 02:44
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I used to joke, when I was a teenager, that I had a tattoo of Dumbo's face. I'd lay it out as a joke, telling people that the ears started "here" (my upper thighs) and let them finish the punchline in their heads. http://i.imgur.com/bYJQGfB.jpg
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Jan 12, 2014 07:56
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particle409 posted:I used to joke, when I was a teenager, that I had a tattoo of Dumbo's face. I'd lay it out as a joke, telling people that the ears started "here" (my upper thighs) and let them finish the punchline in their heads. I don't have a picture of it, but I served with a guy who had that exact same tattoo you just described. The best part? His elephant had a pierced nose. Think about it.
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Jan 12, 2014 15:44
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particle409 posted:I used to joke, when I was a teenager, that I had a tattoo of Dumbo's face. I'd lay it out as a joke, telling people that the ears started "here" (my upper thighs) and let them finish the punchline in their heads. That guy is disturbingly hairless. Also, that looks more like Pinocchio is having trouble getting the whole thing in his mouth, which is awful and disturbing.
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Jan 13, 2014 00:45
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"It isn't in his mouth though" is probably not something that should ever have to be said when discussing tattoo's of small boys and your dick. Also, I cant even imagine how one asks a tattoo artist for this or how a tattoo artist agrees to do it for you.
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Jan 13, 2014 17:40
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Sham I Am posted:"It isn't in his mouth though" is probably not something that should ever have to be said when discussing tattoo's of small boys and your dick. I don't even understand why you'd want it in the first place. I guess it's funny, depending on what your definition of humour is, but it's not, you know, sexy. Maybe there is someone out there who would want to have sex with Pinocchio's nose, but it's not me.
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Jan 13, 2014 20:04
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DorkusMalorkus posted:I don't even understand why you'd want it in the first place. I guess it's funny, depending on what your definition of humour is, but it's not, you know, sexy. Maybe there is someone out there who would want to have sex with Pinocchio's nose, but it's not me. I read this in Lisas voice, thanks.
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Jan 13, 2014 21:31
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 Surely this one meme wont become tired and worn out, right?
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Jan 15, 2014 06:44
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Should I feel weird that I've never really "gotten" that meme? It's just strange phrases usually around a shib inu. I don't understand it and I feel like I am missing something :???:
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Jan 15, 2014 07:43
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You should never feel bad about not getting a meme, ever. 
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Jan 15, 2014 07:52
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Yeah it's loving dumb. But then again it's a meme so it'll probably be bad.
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Jan 15, 2014 08:38
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Jan 15, 2014 09:32
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Huh. I guess it's a coin slot after all.
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Jan 15, 2014 10:19
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Did she ever get the reward for that? If so, how much?
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Jan 15, 2014 11:04
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Jan 15, 2014 22:13
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I think it's the razor rash that transforms that from 'idiotic' to 'unutterably disgusting', somehow.
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Jan 15, 2014 22:42
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Upshot to this is that it was put in so lightly that most of it will fall out anyway.
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Jan 15, 2014 22:43
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Slim Killington posted:Upshot to this is that it was put in so lightly that most of it will fall out anyway. Pick the poo poo outta them scabs. Cos you know they'll just let it get dry and scabby as gently caress!
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Jan 16, 2014 01:15
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Man I'm looking at it a second time and I can't get over how superficial that tattoo is. That guy either can't set a needle, or was terrified of hurting whoever his client was.
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Jan 16, 2014 01:27
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I just realised that thing on the right is a stack of poker chips...
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Jan 16, 2014 02:18
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 My mom's friend went with her daughter to get matching tramp stamps. How touching.
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Jan 16, 2014 03:34
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A Lady, indeed.
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Jan 16, 2014 03:46
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Did they go to Egypt? Or just to the Luxor in Las Vegas? Wait I think I know the answer. It was the closest tattoo shop in a strip mall
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Jan 16, 2014 04:03
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I think it's a kobold or something? Featured on exactly the sort of greasy, skinny, pale, pony-tailed man you would expect. 
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Jan 16, 2014 05:51
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Are these people ironically getting tattoos of things they know will be irrelevant in less than a month or are they misguided tattoos thinking that the magic will last forever. It doesn't make sense either way. 
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Jan 16, 2014 11:54
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1-800-DOG-LAW posted:I think it's a kobold or something? Featured on exactly the sort of greasy, skinny, pale, pony-tailed man you would expect. It complements his bacne.
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Jan 16, 2014 15:56
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RillAkBea posted:Are these people ironically getting tattoos of things they know will be irrelevant in less than a month or are they misguided tattoos thinking that the magic will last forever. It doesn't make sense either way. I so desperately want these to be all the same dude.
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1-800-DOG-LAW posted:I think it's a kobold or something? Featured on exactly the sort of greasy, skinny, pale, pony-tailed man you would expect. Where's the other foot? 
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Jan 16, 2014 17:57
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Of course Harlem Shake would be on the whitest legs I've ever seen.
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that shirt serves as a reminder to others
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