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Platystemon posted:Aleman and her niece were unharmed.  Was the donkey ok?
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Are tacos and burritos sandwiches? A judge in Indiana ruled yes.
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How the lion got a machete, I'll never know
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Captain Hygiene posted:How the lion got a machete, I'll never know I mean you could always just check it's credit card purchase history?
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A machete - for when a chancla just isn't enough
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US Judges taking care of the important stuff.
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By popular demand posted:US Judges taking care of the important stuff. Given the current state of the judiciary, we should probably be glad this is what is occupying their time and attention.
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New Floridaman dropped…again… http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/diaper-battery-bust-089647 
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Autopsy shows teen died from spicy chip challenge.
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My coworker wants me to do the one chip challenge with him because I’m always eating spicy food. I decline to pay a shitload of money for one chip that I won’t even enjoy. The flavor will be bad, the heat will be excessive, and it will be old and stale. Maybe a head high though from the stupid capsaicin level
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That could be kind of a cool way to go out if you're captured by the enemy, though. Like, why bother dealing with the hassle of a cyanide tooth like an old person when you can just pull out a one chip challenge and explode your heart
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Captain Hygiene posted:That could be kind of a cool way to go out if you're captured by the enemy, though. Like, why bother dealing with the hassle of a cyanide tooth like an old person when you can just pull out a one chip challenge and explode your heart I'm going to die the way God intended. On a shitload of MDMA and LSD - sucks for the people that captured me having to deal with my poo poo before I finally succumb to it.
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After success of 1970s anime show, Tokyo battles surge of destructive raccoons that went from pet to pest
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Sausage, famously a German food and not at all universal.
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True but the Germans go a bit harder on the sausage than most.
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Much like your mother.
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FreudianSlippers posted:True but the Germans go a bit harder on the sausage than most. [Citation needed]
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Have you seen Heinrich lately? Been going hard on the sausage since his girl left. -For sure, he's put on seven kilos of weight. And drat near pulled his dick off too.
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https://www.globaltrademag.com/czechs-germans-and-austrians-eat-the-most-sausages-per-capita-in-europe/ Germans eat 19kg of sausage per capita per year. Czechs match them but since they spent several centuries under German rule they're basically just eastern Germans. Now it might just be Wurst Hans and Klobasa Jan who each eat a kilo per day skewing the average but I doubt it. FreudianSlippers has a new favorite as of 10:53 on May 17, 2024 |
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I'm German and I think it's racist to insinuate anyone else eats as much sausage as us
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The french eat white bread and wine, the germans eat butter and sausages, the finns eat black bread and licorice, the swedes eat anything as long as it disturbing to someone else. Together we could rule part of the world!
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About 12% are vegetarians or vegans, and a lot more eat little meat. The averages are absolutely cooked by Fleischwurst Florian and his Kegelclub.
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I would blow Dane Cook has a new favorite as of 13:23 on May 17, 2024 |
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i wish they would stop reviving tupac with lovely tech e: https://i.imgur.com/iPehDcE.mp4 Carthag Tuek has a new favorite as of 13:53 on May 17, 2024 |
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ThisIsJohnWayne posted:The french eat white bread and wine, the germans eat butter and sausages, the finns eat black bread and licorice, the swedes eat anything as long as it disturbing to someone else. Together we could rule part of the world! Like Northern Europe or what
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Oh my god lmao
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Yngwie Mangosteen posted:Like Northern Europe or what 
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I don't know if classic rap feuds usually involve accusations of pedophilia.
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The MSJ posted:I don't know if classic rap feuds usually involve accusations of pedophilia. Tbf that wasn't until after the AI Tupac.
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Classic rap feuds generally involved more murder. But alas Drake is Canadian and a former child actor and has probably never done a non-pedophile crime.
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The MSJ posted:I don't know if classic rap feuds usually involve accusations of pedophilia. Might want to listen to the opening track of The Chronic again...
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Yngwie Mangosteen posted:Like Northern Europe or what pro tip: northern europe is part of the world, unfortunately (interpret that as you wish)
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