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TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer

Supersonic Shine posted:

God, I could make so many hacky political jokes right now.

VOTE NINJA / NINJA 2024

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Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

Wer ist bereit zu tanzen?
CNN: NINJAS SEIZE CONTROL OF US GOVERNMENT

ME: god i wish i was dead

SgtSteel91
Oct 21, 2010

Season finale?

Bold statement

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




when higan inevitably wins, there are going to be so many problems

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
ninjas are real ultimate power

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

So Joseph is planning to nuke the world while Yamaji is sending his ninja army to take over the world. Everything is going to hell at the same time.

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer
I'm in DC right now and have a splitting headache so frankly I'd welcome a ninja invasion. Maybe a little adrenaline would help the painkiller kick in faster. Or maybe it'd make the headache worse, but it'd sure distract me from the pain...

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Lol at this commercial. Marie Osmond got so much plastic surgery she looks fake.

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

Wer ist bereit zu tanzen?
christ, this is gonna end in some dumb poo poo like Deus Ex: Human Revolution, isn't it

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp

Level Seven posted:

Goddammit it's a sharingan

this is sort of a different dumb version of the naruto plot at this point anyway, why not give the guy a weird eye

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Supplement commercial featuring a plastic surgery victim Marie Osmond

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer

SgtSteel91 posted:

Season finale?

Bold statement

I think they've said that for all their one-and-done shows. They just don't like saying series finale I guess

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
haha akira was a dork

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Polygynous posted:

haha akira was a dork

was?

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

Wer ist bereit zu tanzen?
I hear the army's still holding out in Riverside!

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


He used too much bleach, that's green.

Supersonic Shine
Oct 13, 2012
If you got nothing nice to say,

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp

right. lol.

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer

Argus Zant posted:

christ, this is gonna end in some dumb poo poo like Deus Ex: Human Revolution, isn't it

I've never played that game but I think "ending in dumb poo poo" was a foregone conclusion from like episode 3 if not episode 1

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Oh poo poo was he watching Power Rangers Ninja Storm(or whatever the Sentai was called)?

Supersonic Shine
Oct 13, 2012

Rhonne posted:

Oh poo poo was he watching Power Rangers Ninja Storm(or whatever the Sentai was called)?
He was making Kamen Rider references.

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

Wer ist bereit zu tanzen?
oh gently caress, zombie sharks

i was gonna say "oh man, these fish are probably all dead from starvation or lack of tank maintenance" but nope, zombie shark!

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
was that a zombie shark

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer

Rhonne posted:

Oh poo poo was he watching Power Rangers Ninja Storm(or whatever the Sentai was called)?

The suits did look very Ninja Storm

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Some idiot always has to hide their bite mark.

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


There's always a zombie on board because nobody follows bite protocol.

Supersonic Shine
Oct 13, 2012
Goddamn, Akira, how hard did you tackle him?

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Supersonic Shine posted:

Goddamn, Akira, how hard did you tackle him?

He played college rugby, you know.

Level Seven
Feb 14, 2013

Wubba dubba dubba
that blew.



Megamarm

Supersonic Shine posted:

Goddamn, Akira, how hard did you tackle him?

Former rugby team player

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer
Akira actually having a decent plan, shocking

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
i don't get how any of this is supposed to work timeline wise but i guess it's just not that kind of show

...er, wait it's that girl

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

Wer ist bereit zu tanzen?
but can the zombies handle... [slowly lumbers out of storage room wearing steel JIM suit] ...BIG DADDY?

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer

Rhonne posted:

He played college rugby, you know.

COULDA GONE PRO IF HE HADN'T JOINED THE NAVY EXPLOITATIVE CORPORATION

Level Seven
Feb 14, 2013

Wubba dubba dubba
that blew.



Megamarm
ROUNDABOUT

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
was the dub not allowed to say "ranger" for some dumb reason

SgtSteel91
Oct 21, 2010

TwoPair posted:

Akira actually having a decent plan, shocking

Sort of

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Bitting still loving hurts.

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Supersonic Shine
Oct 13, 2012
This reminds me of those guys wearing padded suits while training guard dogs.

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