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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Post five words in here.
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Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

 Roofing and flooring combination: floofing.

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I recommend roofing through it.

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Uh, as in roofies. Iykwim.

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
And for my next trick:

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Drunken kettlebells, clean and snatch.

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
And after that, The Windmill.

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madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Karate Bastard posted:

Drunken kettlebells, clean and snatch.

Drunken kettlesmells, clean that snatch.

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Ooh, oup! Hup hup hup!

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Hup, oopaah! Annnd... Catch!

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

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FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

 Oof. Caught a probe instead.

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



 Posting four...not even once

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neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

 I can't even spell for

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Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀


 what a disaster. never four.

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Plastic Pal
Jun 5, 2004

~ It's you. Only you. ~


 For what is four for?

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ghost emoji
Mar 11, 2016

oooOooOOOooh
Five words... just those five.

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Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

 Do we post eight soon?

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Geemer
Nov 4, 2010



 we'll post what we ate

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Geemer
Nov 4, 2010



 or some other eight pun

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Scholtz posted:

Do we post eight soon?

Given last time's shitshow, ynot?

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neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

 What's worse? GOATMEAL or THROATMEAL?

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
 Brb soaking my overnight goats

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



 Out of catjail, fivepostin' time :f5h:

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madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

 So much pussy in catjail! :swoon:

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neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

 Found gravy on the dipstick

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
should do an enema first

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
God drat it you people

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
 Au jus: French for gravy

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
 Dip your meat in it.

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Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

 Yikes it was too hot

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
 Blow on it to cool

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
No that is too cool

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Breaking Glass
Dec 15, 2021

 Just got a new job.

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Breaking Glass
Dec 15, 2021

 Much rather not have one.

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Is it a blow job?

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
 It’s better than no job

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
 Not really, just a saying

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
 Some sayings don’t make sense

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
 But folks say them anyway

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Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Au jus: French for gravy

au jus means 'with juice'

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Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

 life is better with juice

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