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Hi. My name is Steve and this is my real nose and glasses
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 21:32 |
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# ? Jun 7, 2024 11:26 |
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Cum here often?
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 21:32 |
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Rubber Chicken posted:Hi. My name is Steve and this is my real nose and glasses did your name used to be Groucho?
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 21:36 |
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ok so it's like, you pay 10 dollars and - no it's worth it bec- yeah. ok so if you make a really good post they change uh they can change the title of the thread to what you.. what you said. yeah i guess reddit is... no.. yeah. but if you do like a bad thing you have to spend anoth- uh, so, and uh, oh the mods haha no it's like someone who can like.. uuhhhh. so anyway, yesterday in the warhammer thread i. ok. ok. yeah ok uh yeah that's fine tell him uh tell him i said.. hi.. no that's dumb haha just kidding that would be s- ok. yeah i hope i uh hope you see- i see you later, tater. i- [loud exhale] ffffffuck!!
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 21:43 |
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let me get this. [Slaps down a wet $20] why's my wallet sticky? Let's just say I recently came into some money
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 21:47 |
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What's your favorite sports team? Really? Them? I can tell you like 50 reasons why my choice is way better. Starting with when the......... hey, why are walking away? Do you wannnnnnnaaaaa go out some time?
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 22:03 |
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I wupped Batman's rear end
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 22:05 |
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I ate Batmans rear end
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 22:18 |
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I have some anti-h.i v. Bat spray. You interested in letting me put my bat submarine in your batcave?
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 22:23 |
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Hey baby, I have direct access to a fusion reactor
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 22:27 |
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Would you like to go for a ride on my batpole?
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 22:30 |
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At a party: Hey ladies, I've got bat girl, and catwoman costumes. Wanna have a threesome with batman?
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 22:32 |
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Would you like to go see that new Clark gable movie? I hear he says */whispers/* "drat" in it. Can you believe that?
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 22:37 |
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Hey, can I come over and pet your pussy? No, seriously, I want to pet your cats.
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 22:55 |
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wesleywillis posted:What's your favorite sports team? The Philadelphia Eagles. Did you know during WWII they went in with the Pitts... Come back here, I was talking at you
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 23:07 |
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Hey, I hear theres a tornado coming. You don't want to die clothed do you
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 23:16 |
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At a star trek convention. Yes, I am fully functional. Programmed in multiple techniques.
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 23:17 |
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Please don’t yell at me.
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 23:18 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:The Philadelphia Eagles. BOOO! YOU SUCK!!!!!!
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 23:18 |
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Excuse me bathing is purely performative so you’re basically stupid as gently caress would you like to go out sometime.
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 23:18 |
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redshirt posted:BOOO! YOU SUCK!!!!!! yeah I know. But, did you know that the Philadelphia Eagles won two championships before it was called the Superbowl E: I like that your av changed while I was writing this
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 23:21 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:yeah I know. lol
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 23:23 |
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want to know how I got these cars? [shows handful of matchbox cars] ...the shop
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 23:34 |
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You should see how i can gape my rear end.
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 23:44 |
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wesleywillis posted:You should see how i can gape my rear end. pics or it didn't happen
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 23:45 |
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I mean, let's get down to brass tacks. I am single, unentangled, rich, smart, charming, funny, I have a giant compound and a whole mountain, that's just for starters, gosh.
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 23:47 |
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When the zombie apocalypse happens, you're going to be sorry that you didn't come for a ride in my jeep.
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 23:51 |
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redshirt posted:I mean, let's get down to brass tacks. I am single, unentangled, rich, smart, charming, funny, I have a giant compound and a whole mountain, that's just for starters, gosh. I can vouch for one of those claims
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 23:53 |
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Hey, I've got every episode of degrassi high and degrassi Jr high on DVD. You wanna do some degrassi and chill?
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 00:00 |
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wesleywillis posted:Hey, I've got every episode of degrassi high and degrassi Jr high on DVD. You wanna do some degrassi and chill? reported to the FBI
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 00:01 |
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If you don't beat my meat, you can't have any pudding.
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 00:08 |
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So wanna hunt pedophiles?
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 00:08 |
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Yeah baby, bought it 5 years ago, only 7 more years if payments and this truck is all mine.
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 00:19 |
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:So wanna hunt pedophiles? of course, who doesn't
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 00:22 |
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No, I'm not *JUST* RENTING. I'm renting to OWN these rims. 24s baby.
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 00:23 |
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Is hunting pedophiles a first date thing now??
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 00:24 |
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redshirt posted:Is hunting pedophiles a first date thing now?? are you asking me out? your av has a shovel
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 00:25 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:are you asking me out? I hunt, though I am not a hunter
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 00:26 |
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redshirt posted:Is hunting pedophiles a first date thing now?? I assumed it was due to my degrassi post. Though anyone I know that watches High and Jr high are gen Xers that are 40+ these days.
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redshirt posted:I hunt, though I am not a hunter I will drop the rock on the pedos head. No worries
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