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Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024
Hi. My name is Steve and this is my real nose and glasses

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Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024
Cum here often?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Rubber Chicken posted:

Hi. My name is Steve and this is my real nose and glasses

did your name used to be Groucho?

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
ok so it's like, you pay 10 dollars and - no it's worth it bec- yeah. ok so if you make a really good post they change uh they can change the title of the thread to what you.. what you said. yeah i guess reddit is... no.. yeah.

but if you do like a bad thing you have to spend anoth- uh, so, and uh, oh the mods haha no it's like someone who can like.. uuhhhh. so anyway, yesterday in the warhammer thread i. ok. ok. yeah ok uh yeah that's fine tell him uh tell him i said.. hi.. no that's dumb haha just kidding that would be s- ok. yeah i hope i uh hope you see- i see you later, tater. i- [loud exhale]




ffffffuck!!

egg_dog
Nov 12, 2005

nͬ͒̂̓̂ͪoͨ́
Fun Shoe
let me get this. [Slaps down a wet $20] why's my wallet sticky? Let's just say I recently came into some money

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
What's your favorite sports team?

Really? Them? I can tell you like 50 reasons why my choice is way better. Starting with when the......... hey, why are walking away? Do you wannnnnnnaaaaa go out some time?

Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024
I wupped Batman's rear end

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


I ate Batmans rear end

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
I have some anti-h.i v. Bat spray. You interested in letting me put my bat submarine in your batcave?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Hey baby, I have direct access to a fusion reactor

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Would you like to go for a ride on my batpole?

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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At a party:
Hey ladies, I've got bat girl, and catwoman costumes. Wanna have a threesome with batman?

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Would you like to go see that new Clark gable movie? I hear he says */whispers/* "drat" in it. Can you believe that?

Serge Painsbourg
Jul 26, 2016

Hey, can I come over and pet your pussy?

No, seriously, I want to pet your cats.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

wesleywillis posted:

What's your favorite sports team?


The Philadelphia Eagles.
Did you know during WWII they went in with the Pitts...
Come back here, I was talking at you

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Hey, I hear theres a tornado coming. You don't want to die clothed do you

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
At a star trek convention.

Yes, I am fully functional. Programmed in multiple techniques.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Please don’t yell at me.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

The Philadelphia Eagles.
Did you know during WWII they went in with the Pitts...
Come back here, I was talking at you

BOOO! YOU SUCK!!!!!!

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Excuse me bathing is purely performative so you’re basically stupid as gently caress would you like to go out sometime.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

redshirt posted:

BOOO! YOU SUCK!!!!!!

yeah I know.
But, did you know that the Philadelphia Eagles won two championships before it was called the Superbowl

E: I like that your av changed while I was writing this

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

yeah I know.
But, did you know that the Philadelphia Eagles won two championships before it was called the Superbowl

E: I like that your av changed while I was writing this

lol

egg_dog
Nov 12, 2005

nͬ͒̂̓̂ͪoͨ́
Fun Shoe
want to know how I got these cars? [shows handful of matchbox cars]

...the shop

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
You should see how i can gape my rear end.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

wesleywillis posted:

You should see how i can gape my rear end.

pics or it didn't happen

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I mean, let's get down to brass tacks. I am single, unentangled, rich, smart, charming, funny, I have a giant compound and a whole mountain, that's just for starters, gosh.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
When the zombie apocalypse happens, you're going to be sorry that you didn't come for a ride in my jeep.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

redshirt posted:

I mean, let's get down to brass tacks. I am single, unentangled, rich, smart, charming, funny, I have a giant compound and a whole mountain, that's just for starters, gosh.

I can vouch for one of those claims

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Hey, I've got every episode of degrassi high and degrassi Jr high on DVD. You wanna do some degrassi and chill?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

wesleywillis posted:

Hey, I've got every episode of degrassi high and degrassi Jr high on DVD. You wanna do some degrassi and chill?

reported to the FBI

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
If you don't beat my meat, you can't have any pudding.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

So wanna hunt pedophiles?

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Yeah baby, bought it 5 years ago, only 7 more years if payments and this truck is all mine.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

So wanna hunt pedophiles?

of course, who doesn't

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
No, I'm not *JUST* RENTING. I'm renting to OWN these rims. 24s baby.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Is hunting pedophiles a first date thing now??

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

redshirt posted:

Is hunting pedophiles a first date thing now??

are you asking me out?
your av has a shovel

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

are you asking me out?
your av has a shovel

I hunt, though I am not a hunter

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

redshirt posted:

Is hunting pedophiles a first date thing now??

I assumed it was due to my degrassi post. Though anyone I know that watches High and Jr high are gen Xers that are 40+ these days.

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

redshirt posted:

I hunt, though I am not a hunter

I will drop the rock on the pedos head. No worries

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