Transporter, The (Action)

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The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > Cinema Discusso > The Film Dump > Transporter, The (Action)

Knight: Dec 23, 2000; SPACE-A-HOLIC; Taco Defender

Jason Statham takes his shirt off and jumps into a pool of grease to wrestle with a dozen sweaty muscle men. One of the men he likes so much that he singles him out and gives him a big open-mouthed kiss in an underwater scene, which I found very touching. There was also some comedy engrish from an asian porn star ("DEY BERU UP YAWL CAWL") and a runaway truck that even the director didn't know about until he did the DVD commentary.

3/5 for mindless action with some embarrasing parts

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Knight: Dec 23, 2000; SPACE-A-HOLIC; Taco Defender

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