Feces, garbage bags, destroyed apartment, insanity.

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Ott: Aug 20, 2003; this is the home of the vain

I read your posts in the other thread... hilarious story.

I'm having a hard time picturing the "Home Alone" security system, though.

# ¿ Nov 28, 2004 20:30

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Ott: Aug 20, 2003; this is the home of the vain

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nevar4getliz came out of the closet to say:

Oh wow, that explains it a lot better. That's genius, man. :freeman:

Yep that cleared it up. How long did you live there? (I am assuming you left or your roomate died from cholera or something)

# ¿ Nov 28, 2004 20:46

Ott: Aug 20, 2003; this is the home of the vain

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Grumbletub came out of the closet to say:
If the Home Alone doorlock thing just raises the bar straight up, as is illustrated in those mspaints... wouldn't it still block the door when it is raised? It would just be higher up blocking the door instead of at the bottom blocking the door. Wouldn't you need to somehow move the bar away from where the door slides? Maybe I'm just missing something here. Someone feel free to clarify.

If the string was attached off centre the dowel would tilt up or down, and when you opened the door it would be pushed to the side. I think.

# ¿ Nov 28, 2004 22:20

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