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spacemountain
Apr 10, 2003

The premise is simple; Take a serious, classy movie and turn it into a sordid sex and violence filled exploitation movie, like so...



Resources:

Examples of exploitation movie posters here, here, and here.

Find fonts here

Find photoshop brushes here

It'd be cool if you could make one from scratch rather than just swapping heads onto an already existing poster but it would also be cool if I got to walk on the moon so whatever...

spacemountain fucked around with this message at 00:09 on Apr 22, 2007

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Lupos
May 26, 2006

DIRECT HIT!

spacemountain posted:





Bar to high... can't possibly reach!
A.K.A. awesome starter and I like the concept. Will definitely be contributing to this.

Farix
Mar 23, 2003

by Fistgrrl
Thats a pretty good concept and execution. This thread is going places.

Ignotum p. Ignotius
Aug 11, 2006
When I get back from the lab I'm going to try my hand at this.

I have high hopes for this thread.

Gutya
Jan 3, 2007

Mmmmmm...
How can anyone possibly beat the OP? That's the most amazing thing I've ever seen.

SailorBob
Nov 5, 2005

:D WE LOVE YOU!
I'm not happy at all with the fonts in this one, but I did my best.

BullProofMonk
Dec 8, 2004

PURPLE RAIN!!!!!!!

spacemountain posted:

The premise is simple; Take a serious, a classy movie and turn it into a sordid sex and violence filled exploitation movie, like so...



I was hoping to see Shinder's Fist as the title for this exploitation romp, but this will do just as good I suppose.

STOP LITTERING
Sep 11, 2005

I lack the skills required (far too green to do something for this thread) but I am simply going to request "What's Eating Gilbert Grape?". Those who have seen the film know how it must be done.

It should also include the line:

"It ain't Leonardo that's for sure!"

Manos del Sino
Apr 12, 2004

Original Pony
Soiled Meat
I can't compete, but I can at least contribute.

The Red Queen
Jan 20, 2007

You tricked me!

You said dis place was fun, but it ain't!
Spacemountain, this is a great thread, a great starter, and you gave us great resources to work with. Here's my meager contribution:



Although by some standards the movie's already exploitative, isn't it?

Smam
Jul 31, 2003
Here's my attempt.

Some of these are already amazing, including the OP.
It's much harder than it looks to create a crappy exploitive poster!

Mama Tried
Jun 19, 2004

by Ozma
This thread is incredible. I'll come out of my Photoshop retirement for this one once I get back from work.

Farix
Mar 23, 2003

by Fistgrrl
Here's a try. It's not even close to done.

Farix fucked around with this message at 09:35 on Apr 20, 2007

occamsmonkey
Jun 18, 2004

The Simplest Monkey

TheSwami
Sep 25, 2004
<img src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-theswami-14.jpg"><br><i>hello old friend</i>
Man, these are kinda tough to make. OP's is brilliant.

Redrazors
Mar 24, 2004

In the cooking room I make too much blood

Redrazors fucked around with this message at 13:21 on Apr 20, 2007

Karma Sutra
Oct 22, 2006

by Lowtax

SombreroAgnew
Sep 22, 2004

unlimited rice pudding

SombreroAgnew fucked around with this message at 22:30 on Apr 19, 2007

The Swinemaster
Dec 28, 2005

I think I should stick to making sausage arms.

Manos del Sino
Apr 12, 2004

Original Pony
Soiled Meat

Karma Sutra posted:



So many good ones in this thread already. This, the original and SailorBob's are great.

Another one!

Police Academy 6
Jul 12, 2006

Manos del Sino posted:

So many good ones in this thread already. This, the original and SailorBob's are great.

Another one!



Ah, this is great. This was actually one of the first movies I thought of for this theme.

E.G.G.S.
Apr 15, 2006

Fantastic idea!

E.G.G.S. fucked around with this message at 04:23 on Apr 22, 2007

Joe Anglican
Mar 24, 2005

I've got a megaphone I've been saving for a special occasion.
Great idea!

Joe Anglican fucked around with this message at 08:22 on Apr 20, 2007

PvtJoker
Jan 3, 2005
This thread is great! Please keep them comming!

Kill All Cops
Apr 11, 2007


Pacheco de Chocobo



Hell Gem

Karma Sutra posted:



Tongiht :colbert:

But seriously, I don't get the premise, but it sure does make for great B-movie posters.

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!


Okay, I think I went a little overboard with the brushes, but you get the idea.

EDIT: For even more brush fuckwithery, and to make the spelling a little more BEARable.

King Vidiot fucked around with this message at 04:11 on Apr 20, 2007

spacemountain
Apr 10, 2003

Some good efforts, thanks for picking it up and running with it :)

Shawshank was going to be my second but it's been done now. I have an idea for another, hopefully it won't be used before I get a chance to do it.

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer
This Photoshop thread is excellent and I will be awarding a free SA t-shirt and keychain to the winner (we'll hold a poll after the thread is over).

MoonageDaydream
Dec 22, 2006

www.poecide.com

Lowtax posted:

This Photoshop thread is excellent and I will be awarding a free SA t-shirt and keychain to the winner (we'll hold a poll after the thread is over).

I agree. I'll do one later if I have time.

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم
There's currently a thread in Helldump bemoaning the quality of recent Photoshop threads, but this is certainly proving it wrong. These are uniformly excellent.

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer
Also if somebody posts a crappy, terrible entry in this thread, they will be banned. So if you lack Photoshop skills, STAY OUT.

Johnny B. Goode
Apr 5, 2004

by Ozma
Jesus. This is beyond my skills. Are there any tutorials as to how to utilize this awesomeness?

I've got a great idea, I just can't fathom how to use photoshop to do this.

Lowtax posted:

Also if somebody posts a crappy, terrible entry in this thread, they will be banned. So if you lack Photoshop skills, STAY OUT.

Edit: Oh Gaaahddd. Please be leniant on me if it's borderline?

Icarndos
Apr 18, 2007

by Eris Is Goddess
not so classy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RlK0Xd4c2c&mode=related&search=

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Rusted_Halo
Oct 20, 2006
Irritable Prick


Click for large.

Skatman
May 24, 2005
Village Idiot

Rusted_Halo posted:



Click for large.

There must be a way to make this into a desktop wallpaper

PRADA SLUT
Mar 14, 2006

Inexperienced,
heartless,
but even so

Skatman posted:

There must be a way to make this into a desktop wallpaper

Turn it on it's side, of course.

Mach Won
Jun 17, 2004

Is UNC playing? My post is either whining about (1) ref favoritism, (2) unfair recruiting/player caliber, (3) opposing team sucking or (4) the inevitable UNC win. The day you see me giving UNC credit for anything is the day someone hacked my account.

Roy era: 1-16 :qq: RIVALS!!!!!
Children of Men and Shawshank Redemption are my favorite, they both seem to work really well.

Also, Lowtax your avatar is terrifying :cry:

Saint Sputnik
Apr 1, 2007

Tyrannosaurs in P-51 Volkswagens!
Oh crap, the bar, can I reach it? Oh can I? THRILL AS I ATTEMPT TO REACH THE BAR!


e: gently caress yeah!
\/\/\/\/\/

Saint Sputnik fucked around with this message at 01:00 on Apr 20, 2007

autism ZX spectrum
Feb 8, 2007

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe
Not as totally awesome as some of these other entries, but here's my shot at this:

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Rusted_Halo
Oct 20, 2006
Irritable Prick

Skatman posted:

There must be a way to make this into a desktop wallpaper

I can wallpaper it for you if you'd like. Widescreen or standard?