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spacemountain
Apr 9, 2003



The premise is simple; Take a serious, classy movie and turn it into a sordid sex and violence filled exploitation movie, like so...



Resources:

Examples of exploitation movie posters here, here, and here.

Find fonts here

Find photoshop brushes here

It'd be cool if you could make one from scratch rather than just swapping heads onto an already existing poster but it would also be cool if I got to walk on the moon so whatever...

spacemountain fucked around with this message at Apr 21, 2007 around 23:09

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Lupos
May 26, 2006

DIRECT HIT!

spacemountain posted:





Bar to high... can't possibly reach!
A.K.A. awesome starter and I like the concept. Will definitely be contributing to this.

Farix
Mar 23, 2003

by Fistgrrl


Thats a pretty good concept and execution. This thread is going places.

Ignotum p. Ignotius
Aug 11, 2006


When I get back from the lab I'm going to try my hand at this.

I have high hopes for this thread.

Gutya
Jan 3, 2007

Mmmmmm...

How can anyone possibly beat the OP? That's the most amazing thing I've ever seen.

SailorBob
Nov 5, 2005

:D WE LOVE YOU!

I'm not happy at all with the fonts in this one, but I did my best.

BullProofMonk
Dec 8, 2004

PURPLE RAIN!!!!!!!

spacemountain posted:

The premise is simple; Take a serious, a classy movie and turn it into a sordid sex and violence filled exploitation movie, like so...



I was hoping to see Shinder's Fist as the title for this exploitation romp, but this will do just as good I suppose.

Corny Cornflake
Sep 11, 2005
Latent issues? Rubbish!

I lack the skills required (far too green to do something for this thread) but I am simply going to request "What's Eating Gilbert Grape?". Those who have seen the film know how it must be done.

It should also include the line:

"It ain't Leonardo that's for sure!"

Manos del Sino
Apr 12, 2004

Original Pony


I can't compete, but I can at least contribute.

The Red Queen
Jan 20, 2007

You tricked me!

You said dis place was fun, but it ain't!

Spacemountain, this is a great thread, a great starter, and you gave us great resources to work with. Here's my meager contribution:



Although by some standards the movie's already exploitative, isn't it?

Smam
Jul 31, 2003


Here's my attempt.

Some of these are already amazing, including the OP.
It's much harder than it looks to create a crappy exploitive poster!

Mama Tried
Jun 19, 2004

by Ozma


This thread is incredible. I'll come out of my Photoshop retirement for this one once I get back from work.

Farix
Mar 23, 2003

by Fistgrrl


Here's a try. It's not even close to done.

Farix fucked around with this message at Apr 20, 2007 around 08:35

occamsmonkey
Jun 18, 2004

The Simplest Monkey

TheSwami
Sep 25, 2004

hello old friend

Man, these are kinda tough to make. OP's is brilliant.

Redrazors
Mar 24, 2004

In the cooking room I make too much blood

Redrazors fucked around with this message at Apr 20, 2007 around 12:21

Karma Sutra
Oct 22, 2006

by Lowtax


SombreroAgnew
Sep 22, 2004

unlimited rice pudding


SombreroAgnew fucked around with this message at Apr 19, 2007 around 21:30

The Swinemaster
Dec 28, 2005



I think I should stick to making sausage arms.

Manos del Sino
Apr 12, 2004

Original Pony


Karma Sutra posted:



So many good ones in this thread already. This, the original and SailorBob's are great.

Another one!

Police Academy 6
Jul 12, 2006


Manos del Sino posted:

So many good ones in this thread already. This, the original and SailorBob's are great.

Another one!



Ah, this is great. This was actually one of the first movies I thought of for this theme.

Safe Driver
Apr 15, 2006



Fantastic idea!

Safe Driver fucked around with this message at Apr 22, 2007 around 03:23

Joe Anglican
Mar 24, 2005

I've got a megaphone I've been saving for a special occasion.


Great idea!

Joe Anglican fucked around with this message at Apr 20, 2007 around 07:22

PvtJoker
Jan 3, 2005


This thread is great! Please keep them comming!

Lady Galaga
Apr 11, 2007


Pacheco de Chocobo


Karma Sutra posted:



Tongiht

But seriously, I don't get the premise, but it sure does make for great B-movie posters.

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

The video arcade made me what I am today!




Okay, I think I went a little overboard with the brushes, but you get the idea.

EDIT: For even more brush fuckwithery, and to make the spelling a little more BEARable.

King Vidiot fucked around with this message at Apr 20, 2007 around 03:11

spacemountain
Apr 9, 2003



Some good efforts, thanks for picking it up and running with it

Shawshank was going to be my second but it's been done now. I have an idea for another, hopefully it won't be used before I get a chance to do it.

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

Dontrelevision

This Photoshop thread is excellent and I will be awarding a free SA t-shirt and keychain to the winner (we'll hold a poll after the thread is over).

MoonageDaydream
Dec 22, 2006

www.poecide.com

Lowtax posted:

This Photoshop thread is excellent and I will be awarding a free SA t-shirt and keychain to the winner (we'll hold a poll after the thread is over).

I agree. I'll do one later if I have time.

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004



Likes: Katanas, Corea, Entertainment Centre, Couch, Yellow, Bald, Power, Teen Panties

click my av for a fun surprise


idiot race's bald fail admin of the week winner 2013

There's currently a thread in Helldump bemoaning the quality of recent Photoshop threads, but this is certainly proving it wrong. These are uniformly excellent.

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

Dontrelevision

Also if somebody posts a crappy, terrible entry in this thread, they will be banned. So if you lack Photoshop skills, STAY OUT.

Johnny B. Goode
Apr 5, 2004



Jesus. This is beyond my skills. Are there any tutorials as to how to utilize this awesomeness?

I've got a great idea, I just can't fathom how to use photoshop to do this.

Lowtax posted:

Also if somebody posts a crappy, terrible entry in this thread, they will be banned. So if you lack Photoshop skills, STAY OUT.

Edit: Oh Gaaahddd. Please be leniant on me if it's borderline?

Icarndos
Apr 18, 2007

by Eris Is Goddess


not so classy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RlK...related&search=

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Rusted_Halo
Oct 20, 2006
Irritable Prick



Click for large.

Skatman
May 24, 2005
Village Idiot

Rusted_Halo posted:



Click for large.

There must be a way to make this into a desktop wallpaper

PRADA SLUT
Mar 14, 2006

Fierce. Fabulous. Fearless.

Everybody wants this. Everybody wants to be us.

Skatman posted:

There must be a way to make this into a desktop wallpaper

Turn it on it's side, of course.

Mach Won
Jun 17, 2004

Is UNC playing? My post is either whining about (1) ref favoritism, (2) unfair recruiting/player caliber, (3) opposing team sucking or (4) the inevitable UNC win. The day you see me giving UNC credit for anything is the day someone hacked my account.

Roy era: 1-16 RIVALS!!!!!


Children of Men and Shawshank Redemption are my favorite, they both seem to work really well.

Also, Lowtax your avatar is terrifying

Saint Sputnik
Mar 31, 2007

when i mouth my
silent curses at you
i can see my breath

i hope the stars don't even
bother to come out tonight
i hope we both
freeze to death

Oh crap, the bar, can I reach it? Oh can I? THRILL AS I ATTEMPT TO REACH THE BAR!


e: gently caress yeah!
\/\/\/\/\/

Saint Sputnik fucked around with this message at Apr 20, 2007 around 00:00

Nubile Hillock
Feb 7, 2007

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Not as totally awesome as some of these other entries, but here's my shot at this:

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Rusted_Halo
Oct 20, 2006
Irritable Prick

Skatman posted:

There must be a way to make this into a desktop wallpaper

I can wallpaper it for you if you'd like. Widescreen or standard?

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