December 8th, 2015 at 2:56PM: We've got to make a quick change on the forum database server, as the time zone was set to "default" instead of "UTC." What that means is that shit wasn't syncing up correctly, and one of our most horrible nightmares is a forum full of posts with slightly incorrect times. So we need to take down the server, change that setting, reboot, and we'll be done! Downtime should be like 10 minutes max. Thank you for being patient with us during all this recent downtime, but trust me, we're making everything a lot better!
In the meantime, please take a moment to either enjoy this very fun and festive animated gif, or read my shitty Twitter account.