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zetamind2000 posted:you can do whatever you want in life That will always by my favorite. Also, while it's not a line I'll probably ever get a chance to use, I do love,"My car parts are on my car, by the way" That strip also has the wonderful alt text: "Seven men pissing into empties, calling you human being. They cannot see you."
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bloody ghost titty posted:Recently I have gotten a distressing amount of mileage out of “‘all of their money’ is ‘away from them’” Similarly, "dong-razzled"
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Safety Dance posted:Similarly, "dong-razzled" Probably at least a decade and change ago, I was back in my college town partying with a bunch of friends and on the ride back to go to sleep, almost totally blacked out, they asked me how I was and I said 'I'm dong-razzled' and the whole car burst into laughter, mostly at the quickly-produced absurd phrase. I owe Onstad for that one.
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withak posted:Rough chuckles seem to come up a lot more than they really ought to here. goons are getting older, and on average we’re either entering middle age or we’ve been there for a while. It’s the chunk of your life where poo poo really starts to get real for many people— you start and lose careers, families, marriages, homes, etc. Your older family members and acquaintances, and even some of your younger ones, die. Your health and the health of people you care about starts going to poo poo, often catastrophically so. A major financial setback means having your entire life fall apart. You know, the only game in town.
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trilobite terror posted:goons are getting older, and on average we’re either entering middle age or we’ve been there for a while. It’s the chunk of your life where poo poo really starts to get real for many people Yeah I think where this place has an intangible, irreplaceable benefit is that a huge chunk of us found it in our teens / early 20's and now there's very little replenishment so we're all just being friendly, old people on a glorified, defunct Facebook page. You can't really find a platform of this quality left on the internet. Reddit is like a college town where everyone's age caps out a 21 and a bunch of kids are posting in /r/RelationshipAdvice. I used to have an SA account ages -long abandoned- ago when I spent my time being an idiot and sparring with people in LF, now I just kinda coast through threads like a chill old man. Back in the old days I copped probes like plugging the meter. Which is all to say, we chose not to move "forward" into false self actualization and instead moved laterally into the arms of Ashkirri, the Mother-Man.
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I've been getting a lot of mileage out of "it's a triumph for your body when you keep yourself fed" lately
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Scags McDouglas posted:Yeah I think where this place has an intangible, irreplaceable benefit is that a huge chunk of us found it in our teens / early 20's and now there's very little replenishment so we're all just being friendly, old people on a glorified, defunct Facebook page. Replenishment checking in! Never going to get tired of flexing my burgeoning adulthood. I just turned twenty! I've got friends who DJ! I'm never getting old! Suckers! Hahaaaaa *peels away on motorcycle*
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Apr 5, 2024 05:48
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lol DJ’ing is a thing for 50-70 year olds
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mutantIke posted:Replenishment checking in! Never going to get tired of flexing my burgeoning adulthood. I just turned twenty! I've got friends who DJ! I'm never getting old! Suckers! Hahaaaaa *peels away on motorcycle*
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trilobite terror posted:lol DJ’ing is a thing for 50-70 year olds So's owning a motorcycle
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drrockso20 posted:Once more singing the praises of KOODGE as an Onomatopoeia With the deterioration of infrastructure and build quality in late stage capitalism, "external combustion engine" is getting more and more use for me. Also: zetamind2000 posted:you can do whatever you want in life will forever live supreme.
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my favorite less remembered achewoodism is “Restroom Eyes”
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I KNEW the wedding would be a meet-n-greet for the funeral
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Apr 5, 2024 18:08
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Sometimes love is wondering if you trapped an innocent person.
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That alt text. God dammit somebody check on Onstaf
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Is the word that Beef's looking for just "burnt" or is my language center also going? 
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I was thinking "toasty" or "toasted"
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Deathlove posted:Sometimes love is wondering if you trapped an innocent person. Technically yeah but really it's more like we colluded.
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Safety Dance posted:I was thinking "toasty" or "toasted" Could go with "scorched" but I tend to reserve that for when it's kind of carbony
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I do have a few others. I can't see six dollars in cash without referring to is as a cute amount of money for a cute little guy, or seven dollars without thinking "I will love you forever seven dollars."
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theironjef posted:I do have a few others. I can't see six dollars in cash without referring to is as a cute amount of money for a cute little guy, or seven dollars without thinking "I will love you forever seven dollars." For us, it's "six hundred dollars is class money" / "serious money"
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Apr 5, 2024 21:03
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trilobite terror posted:lol DJ’ing is a thing for 50-70 year olds Maybe the way you do it, Grandpa. My friends play Talking Heads and Marvin Gaye. Very cool among the youths  Also I would like to shout out Onstad's perpetual commitment to illustrating the act of chewing with as much detail as possible
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Antivehicular posted:For us, it's "six hundred dollars is class money" / "serious money" Oh yeah, the one that establishes that not only does Cornelius have a serious problem with leaving his various musical instruments on the floor, but he's spreading it to the other house residents too. Connie, quit leaving your french horns and childhood drums all over the floor, it's really on you this keeps happening!
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Yeah, I feel like the horn being under a towel on the floor of the bathroom was an accident waiting to happen. The six hundo was quite generous.
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trilobite terror posted:You know, the only game in town. Honestly, that's probably my most used achewoodism. Sometime over COVID I went from being "in my 30s" to being "middle aged" and now I'm like, in the "old guard" in some situations so I'm regularly in a place where people talk to me about how they're no longer able to do things they used to when they were 23
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Phy posted:Could go with "scorched" but I tend to reserve that for when it's kind of carbony I was just going for "baked" tbh. Anyway, my go-to is "proceeded to poo poo the bed with the lights on" and I've used that a time or two at work.
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I don't hang out with the right people to use this phrase IRL, but I was always taken by the phrase "packing hot lunches" to refer to making GBS threads in sandwich baggies when the gang was trapped in Ray's dumbwaiter
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moot the hopple posted:I don't hang out with the right people to use this phrase IRL, but I was always taken by the phrase "packing hot lunches" to refer to making GBS threads in sandwich baggies when the gang was trapped in Ray's dumbwaiter Also "Speak not of water-clad nymphs".
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trilobite terror posted:my favorite less remembered achewoodism is “Restroom Eyes” Gets his way? 
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mutantIke posted:Maybe the way you do it, Grandpa. My friends play Talking Heads and Marvin Gaye. Very cool among the youths AH-GROOBAH-PFUH *WHAM*
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Apr 6, 2024 02:46
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Referring to marriage as the great indoor fight was a real low light.
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"and so on and et cetera" is probably the achewood idiom that gets most use from me
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I use "scholar's note:" more often than anyone really has need
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Antivehicular posted:Yeah, I feel like the horn being under a towel on the floor of the bathroom was an accident waiting to happen. The six hundo was quite generous. Only the threat of an aggravated Lyling was enough to get him to lock up his trumpet
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