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Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.
Maybe it's just to distract people so they don't notice the German poo poo-shelf toilet.

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Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!
Exactly what I expected when doom bathroom guy refused to post the toilet.

Hispanic! At The Disco
Dec 25, 2011


It's nearly impossible to predict exactly where the disco lights will line up once installed.

SerthVarnee
Mar 13, 2011

It has been two zero days since last incident.
Big Super Slapstick Hunk
Ah the advanced Serth murdering room. I'll advice the Hitman devs to put that in somewhere.

GreenNight
Feb 19, 2006
Turning the light on the darkest places, you and I know we got to face this now. We got to face this now.

This thread title change. I was first like, what did Pragmatica do now.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
When did this thread get unstuck but the crappy construction thread did?

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
You got April fooled, Wesley!

H110Hawk
Dec 28, 2006

Baron von Eevl posted:

You got April fooled, Wesley!

:smug:

GreenNight
Feb 19, 2006
Turning the light on the darkest places, you and I know we got to face this now. We got to face this now.

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
https://x.com/DubzyOnceAgain/status/1775159996470153337?s=20

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.



The zip line guy is back!

Arrath
Apr 14, 2011



Oh it's one of those falling step traps. Should be over an abyss but that's modern cost cutting for you

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.

I love things like this, where doing it right would be easier/cheaper.

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!



See this? This is what Murphy’s Law is about. It’s not that if something can go wrong it will (that’s Finagle’s Law, more or less); Murphy’s is about if a thing can be done wrong, someone will do it if you don’t make it so they can’t. And sometimes even then. Murphy’s Law is the reason for polarized and indexed connectors.

First of May
May 1, 2017
🎵 Bring your favorite lady, or at least your favorite lay! 🎵



I think they look cool, and I'm sure they have steel reinforcements underneath, right? Right??

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
Lowes employee: drat, how many exits does your deck have?

Homeowner: just one, thanks!!

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

At least they can fix it easily, just put another board down on top and have the most overbuilt stairs in the neighborhood.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Collateral Damage posted:

At least they can fix it easily, just put another board down on top and have the most overbuilt stairs in the neighborhood.

Don't forget the insulation!

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

Collateral Damage posted:

At least they can fix it easily, just put another board down on top and have the most overbuilt stairs in the neighborhood.

best explanation i saw for this was the builder hosed up the measurements so the rise was too small, so instead of cutting new stringers they did this.

I do think it's easily salvageable with bracing on the underside as well as risers. I think the design is visually interesting at least, and apparently well constructed even if done wrong.

SpartanIvy
May 18, 2007
Hair Elf
Found this on a Zillow listing.

null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

Center in, pull back. Stop. Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop.

SpartanIvy posted:

Found this on a Zillow listing.



I'm going to reserve judgment on the quality of the work triangle until I see where the fridge would go

:colbert:

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


The fridge can be found in the bonus room.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



It's just out of frame, laughing

TooMuchAbstraction
Oct 14, 2012

I spent four years making
Waves of Steel
Hell yes I'm going to turn my avatar into an ad for it.
Fun Shoe
God, that is an aggressively white room.

Sloppy
Apr 25, 2003

Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere.

TooMuchAbstraction posted:

God, that is an aggressively white room.

With terrible air quality!

Jorath
Jul 9, 2001

SpartanIvy posted:

Found this on a Zillow listing.


Is the stove sloped??

kid sinister
Nov 16, 2002

TooMuchAbstraction posted:

God, that is an aggressively white room.

If the dryer wasn't crooked, I'd say it was a render.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

Jorath posted:

Is the stove sloped??

I think that's an artifact of the extremely wide angle lens they took the photo with.

hellotoothpaste
Dec 21, 2006

I dare you to call it a perm again..


Urge to photoshop Mario donut blocks intensifies

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

SpartanIvy posted:

Found this on a Zillow listing.



What do you call these sinks that stick out the front of the countertop, and why are they suddenly everywhere?

e: Keyword is “farmhouse”.

e2: :barf:

Platystemon fucked around with this message at 07:13 on Apr 3, 2024

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

SpartanIvy posted:

Found this on a Zillow listing.


Got to have that fan to ensure all the grease from your cooking gets distributed as wide as possible around the kitchen.

SerthVarnee
Mar 13, 2011

It has been two zero days since last incident.
Big Super Slapstick Hunk

TooMuchAbstraction posted:

God, that is an aggressively white room.

for now. Grease and smoke will liven up the place soon enough.

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


Platystemon posted:

What do you call these sinks that stick out the front of the countertop, and why are they suddenly everywhere?

e: Keyword is “farmhouse”.

e2: :barf:



I've always heard them called butlers' sinks.


Not crappy construction but I got two rooms decorated and the decorator didn't prep one of the fully i.e. did a lazy ish job so I'm redoing a bunch of it myself. Basically he started painting before he'd really thought about how the final finish would look with paint with a sheen on it and it highlights everything. Also caulk the gap between the tiles and the wall man good grief.

He was cheap and fast though so I guess I ticked off two of the items on the cheap, fast, good triangle.

e: butler's? Too early for this. Also "farmhouse sinks".

Powerful Two-Hander fucked around with this message at 08:47 on Apr 3, 2024

Just Winging It
Jan 19, 2012

The buck stops at my ass
Nooks and crevices that collect all sorts of detritus and are awkward at best to clean are just the thing you want in a kitchen.

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.
The 1960s stainless steel kitchen sink / countertop of swedish kitchens were great. It was pretty thick steel too.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

His Divine Shadow posted:

The 1960s stainless steel kitchen sink / countertop of swedish kitchens were great. It was pretty thick steel too.


No ridges, 5/10.

TooMuchAbstraction
Oct 14, 2012

I spent four years making
Waves of Steel
Hell yes I'm going to turn my avatar into an ad for it.
Fun Shoe
Cleaning my kitchen is a snap. You just close the door, press a button, and the entire thing gets washed down with chlorine trifluoride. Make sure you close that door first, though...

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

TooMuchAbstraction posted:

Cleaning my kitchen is a snap. You just close the door, press a button, and the entire thing gets washed down with chlorine trifluoride. Make sure you close that door first, though...

Which side of the door is the button on?

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Just Winging It posted:

Nooks and crevices that collect all sorts of detritus and are awkward at best to clean are just the thing you want in a kitchen.
Related, open shelving in kitchens is awful for this reason but it's a trend because it looks good in realtor photos of kitchens that have never been cooked in.

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TooMuchAbstraction
Oct 14, 2012

I spent four years making
Waves of Steel
Hell yes I'm going to turn my avatar into an ad for it.
Fun Shoe

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Which side of the door is the button on?

Picky picky! C'mon, it's fine, just close the door and press the button!

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