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redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

I'll offer a bit more than two cents.

How much did shitlord pay for Bird and the assorted supplies? If you offer him that amount plus some more, would he be willing to leave her behind with you? I've read the whole story from start to finish and would be willing to paypal or do whatever to get you some funds for that plus Bird's care going forward. She doesn't deserve to live in a dark basement, and think of all the garbage he would be able to buy for that awful game.

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redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

Chili posted:

Also, talk about a Deus Ex Ineptus.

Yeah I probably couldn't cover the whole cost myself so maybe not, but Bird doesn't deserve to live in a dungeon away from the one person who actually gave enough of a poo poo about her welfare.

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

Out of curiosity, does anyone else's Chrome grind to a halt on this page? Takes forever to load and while it does, it's almost completely unresponsive. No other page in this thread does it, and even my other tabs are fine.

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

Grraarrgghh posted:

I tried disabling the direct link to Google Drive thinking that might help but it doesnt :negative:

They're like 300k images on Imgur :(

I think it's the forums, I had another thread do the same thing this morning but didn't think to cross check what was on it. Firefox is fine, it loads very slowly but doesn't cripple the tab like with chrome.

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

Time for another round of Cockatoo-Or-Satanic Ritual with our host, Beelzebirb!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UUjJysUMTw

The rest of his videos are hilarious too, can't understand much but the grumbling makes a reappearance.

e: Alright, I'll post two since the squeaky toy imitation made me lose my poo poo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xf_Ff0qrL84

redgubbinz fucked around with this message at 06:10 on Feb 25, 2015

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

A Saucy Bratwurst posted:

Yeah they go all hormonal and be more worried about their kids than being friends.

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMvj_-1Uvp4

Tequila!

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

I have found it. The single most relaxing youtube video in existence. Behold:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43mJl8wERCo

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQf4HUcuZ6k

trapped in an endless loop of Japanese cockatiel videos, send help

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

Ahh, now I understand what "angry eyebrows" mean.

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

Sekkira posted:

I have a very high pain tolerance and a general attitude around any animal that I'm bigger than it so whatever it does to me is pretty useless. I'd probably end up with messed up hands and face (because I'd be stupid enough to let it near my face and not care about consequences even after they occur). But in general, a grey's rage comes off to me as impotent and adorable.

That's what they want you to think.

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

Mizuti posted:

bird feet

And then there's this:

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

https://twitter.com/kanmiQ is probably the best bird-related Twitter account, if I had any idea how Twitter worked I'd link some of the gems but browsing works too.

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007



knock knock

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007


I'd recognize Mal (Mar?) anywhere! Him and a Grey get posted on this twitter all the time, didn't know there was a youtube channel too.

Here, have some :birddrugs:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGhVXgMoz4g

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1c_jh1dNYQ

Eric is a salty individual.

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

Another Eric gem:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKUsXJV2Voo

"Did you have your oval officecornflakes this morning?"

redgubbinz fucked around with this message at 03:19 on Feb 18, 2016

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007


Holy poo poo.

This could be a show about cage "restoration" to the History Channel, base it in Las Vegas and make millions. It's already got the workshop, the angry guy who swears a lot, and destruction of whatever object was going to be 'restored!'

e: Just watched the video with Jojo, the abused parrot who was put in that cage before this guy rescued him. I think it'd be fun to give the same treatment to the previous owner's head. Pebble can work the fingers and provide commentary.

redgubbinz fucked around with this message at 18:57 on Feb 23, 2016

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syzR_xFoVNo

e: Since all I do is post videos I find, here's the newest Eric, ya bastards.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EL8mpnsyjoQ

redgubbinz fucked around with this message at 02:59 on Mar 6, 2016

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

Tendai posted:

oh my goshhhh

EDIT: holy poo poo this birb :kimchi:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fn67lwMa_BY

A few related videos away:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZaa5KIxVGo

good lord

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007


https://vine.co/v/ebDjXOQL2Fu

"okay"

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

I love budgies' reactions to new things, they give it the stink eye for a few minutes and if they haven't been eaten yet then it's probably cool to chew/throw/mate with.

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

Birds: The new flying, swearing Gom Jabbar.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpXTgdAjVsw

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

Tendai posted:

I love this gif. It's like the cockatiel version of :ohdear:



It's even better with music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYzTYXD6fGU

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

Tendai posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3G8TgG2vJU

I love Harley and her fascination with/hatred for cups :3:

That mad scientist laugh at the end :stare:

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

Greys always look very thoughtful and composed...most of the time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gi6PbxaqfJQ

:derptiel: "toodley toodley toooot"
:geno: "Uh....line?"

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

TaurusTorus posted:

So I'm going to be rehoming my parent's cockatiel for a month while some home renovations are done. What are some of the common pitfalls for moving an old bird who has never lived anywhere else? Also sometimes the pot smoke from the apartment below mine wafts up through the vents, how much smoke is "too much" for a bird, its just tiny whiffs here and there.

I found this book on cockatiel care, it seems helpful if a bit confusing in places:

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KR_gt1W2o_s

Eric will build a wall to keep the bastardsbirds out and Make Australia loving Legend Again.

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

learnincurve posted:

I'm still not sure, come on bird, you have adult feathers, you have left the nest, and you have a beak bigger than most birds on the planet and they manage to find food for themselves, surely you can as well?

I wonder if that 'too has a forums account.

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

Agent355 posted:

Dreggon do this



Why can't I,

hold all these limes?

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

*poke*

https://twitter.com/nukiiiA/status/741207008989192193

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

Cheerio sounds like a very budgie name, and the box is yellow if not the cereal.

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

Jose Oquendo posted:

Cockatoos study and learn things so they just have fun 24/7.

Greys study and learn so they figure out how to murder you in your sleep.

About that...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQ37X1hjXiw

:cawg:

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

Neddy Seagoon posted:

*sniff* Look, mate, I just need a couple of jpegs of a conure to get by. I ain't into that *sniff* harder poo poo like gifs or webm's of african grey parrots. That stuff's for serious featherheads looks to gently caress their eyes up permanently.

Speak for yourself. I main-line Eric the Legend until I can't stand anymore.

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

Y'ALL READY FOR THIS?

WHEN I SAY BEEP YOU SAY BOOP!

https://twitter.com/_tooty_/status/754843430300233728

BEEP

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

Bitey whitey gone popcorn?

Grumpy grey gone pinecone.

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

Tendai posted:

Well they post more coherently than a lot of goons, at least.

EDIT: Seeing wild cockatiels is a trip

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwN_1Fdonco

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

You wanna know how I got these scars...?

https://twitter.com/S_Coochan/status/759879843311857668

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

That's some fine potato-in' there Lou.

https://twitter.com/pakushi1987/status/726067800507179011

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redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

Protip: superglue is good for temporarily sealing severe lacerations

https://twitter.com/Jun_toribaka/status/763222018867073024

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