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Shaman Ooglaboogla posted:
Now whenever this guy wears short sleeves, for the rest of his life, he will make people feel uncomfortable. It's like a really stupid super power.
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I'm gonna regret admitting this, but I feel like I've seen the source photo for that before?
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Apr 10, 2013 01:11
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Yea man I've watched some porn in my time, too.
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Apr 10, 2013 01:30
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caramelbread posted:hair salon/tattoo shop. ...Is that common?
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Shaman Ooglaboogla posted:
It's the beginning of Goatse, he got a friend to help. Godse: 
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DorkusMalorkus posted:Now whenever this guy wears short sleeves, for the rest of his life, he will make people feel uncomfortable. It's like a really stupid super power. Relax, dude. I figured out what he can do when it wears out its welcome: 
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Apr 10, 2013 03:05
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hyperhazard posted:...Is that common? I certainly hope not. I can't imagine it's very sanitary to tattoo in a place with hair clippings everywhere.
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Apr 10, 2013 05:18
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It looks like butt-teeth takes the cake as the worst super power.
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The Mentalizer posted:"You may have noticed I'm not all there myself"  yep. I couldn't even read the word "noticed"
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Cream-of-Plenty posted:Relax, dude. I figured out what he can do when it wears out its welcome: Oh poo poo this slayed me. Good job gentle goon. My friend has been showing me some lovely local tattoos recently, if I remember I'll have him text me some pics and I'll post them.
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Shaman Ooglaboogla posted:
I stretches the "butt hole".
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Apr 10, 2013 07:26
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This makes me wonder if there actually is a legit goatse tattoo somewhere out there. I mean, there probably is, but I'm sure not going to go looking.
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Cakeequals posted:This makes me wonder if there actually is a legit goatse tattoo somewhere out there. I mean, there probably is, but I'm sure not going to go looking. I'm not sure if this is a photoshop or not but here you go  http://i.imgur.com/hMGTW8Z.jpg
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Apr 10, 2013 14:26
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Old childhood friend on facebook posted this today: "I will now be getting this tattooed. Just the semi colon"  She's got some pretty bad tattoos I've posted here before and that semicolon looks awful to begin with. I'll be back with pics to post here soon.
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Apr 10, 2013 14:46
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I was going to get a semi-colon tattoo, but it was going to be small and on my abdomen and I was going to get it because I've had most of my colon removed. Now I can't do that.
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Assoonasitits posted:I was going to get a semi-colon tattoo, but it was going to be small and on my abdomen and I was going to get it because I've had most of my colon removed. Now I can't do that. Did your colon almost kill you? The semi-colon could be a double entendre: It represents the partial colon you have left, but it also represents the colon that almost killed you (but didn't). The colon is the semi colon; your life is the semi-colon that the semi colon left you with. It's a pretty simple explanation.
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Assoonasitits posted:I was going to get a semi-colon tattoo, but it was going to be small and on my abdomen and I was going to get it because I've had most of my colon removed. Now I can't do that. Well that's just simple and witty and- Cream-of-Plenty posted:Did your colon almost kill you? The semi-colon could be a double entendre: It represents the partial colon you have left, but it also represents the colon that almost killed you (but didn't). The colon is the semi colon; your life is the semi-colon that the semi colon left you with. It's a pretty simple explanation. 
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Cream-of-Plenty posted:Did your colon almost kill you? The semi-colon could be a double entendre: It represents the partial colon you have left, but it also represents the colon that almost killed you (but didn't). The colon is the semi colon; your life is the semi-colon that the semi colon left you with. It's a pretty simple explanation. Yes my colon did almost kill me. And technically now I use my small intestine as a bowel so... it still applies, I guess. Spoilered for those of you who don't care about my medical history. /derail
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PlantRobot posted:Well that's just simple and witty and- ...for it is a joke, you halfwit. 
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Cream-of-Plenty posted:...for it is a joke, you halfwit. Thought about spoilering a  to let you know I wasn't totally serious, but figured 'its a comedy forum'...
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Cream-of-Plenty posted:...for it is a joke, you halfwit. Is that Adam Duritz?
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Apr 10, 2013 20:48
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zoux posted:Is that Adam Duritz? The man is wearing a hemp necklace, a leather cord necklace and tan cargo shorts, what do you think? (also I'm pretty sure that's a Goo Goo Dolls tat on his wrist)
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Apr 10, 2013 21:45
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El Estrago Bonito posted:The man is wearing a hemp necklace, a leather cord necklace and tan cargo shorts What about those items screams "counting crows"?
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Someone on FB just posted this. I on;y have a passing knowledge of One Piece but I thought this was pretty clever. Then again, no matter how clever, it is still an  tattoo.
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I think deadmau5's anime tentacle rape tattoo qualifies here. I know he's worth millions and can basically do whatever the gently caress he wants, but still. Other than the anime it's awesome as hell though. (Linked for questionable animes) http://i.imgur.com/84ihs4p.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/KtvZa8I.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/aTw6pZI.jpg
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Apr 11, 2013 07:26
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lovely Bieber tattoo on a 22 year old girl coming right up! (Google translated source)
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zoux posted:What about those items screams "counting crows"? Back when that photo started making the rounds that was pretty much the uniform for college age bros who loved Dave Mathews, Counting Crows, OAR and Jack Johnson. This is parodying it: http://www.hulu.com/watch/110315 El Estrago Bonito has a new favorite as of 08:21 on Apr 11, 2013 |
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Inzombiac posted:Someone on FB just posted this. As far as I know, Luffy (that character depicted) can expand his fists as if they were inflatable so that is pretty clever. Still a One Piece tattoo, nothing will change that. From FB:  It's supposed to be a phoenix I think?
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-Inu- posted:I think deadmau5's anime tentacle rape tattoo qualifies here. I know he's worth millions and can basically do whatever the gently caress he wants, but still. Other than the anime it's awesome as hell though. I had no real opinion on the guy before, and now I think he's a fuckhead. The octopus is cool, but why the gently caress would you put rape porn on your arm?
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torjus posted:lovely Bieber tattoo on a 22 year old girl coming right up! This is so bad it goes back around to being hilarious.
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Corridor posted:I had no real opinion on the guy before, and now I think he's a fuckhead. The octopus is cool, but why the gently caress would you put rape porn on your arm? I'm pretty sure that's Cthulhu starring in some insane Japanese hentai tentacle rape porn. The Cthulhu tattoo is good and there are worse things you can get tattoos of, but yeah...just like you said, why the gently caress would you get tentacle rape porn tattooed on a spot everybody will see? Or, well, at all for that matter.
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I'm guessing the guy who spells his name with a 5 and wears a large mouse mask likes attention.
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torjus posted:lovely Bieber tattoo on a 22 year old girl coming right up! If a competent tattoo artist had done it, I would actually think it was pretty funny. I mean, it would still be great for this thread as a "lol random" that is only funny the first time people see it. Good point! Also, now reading the article. "Cream Prince" is either a disgusting nickname, or hilarious. I can't quite decide which. (I'm sure someone will correct the translation.) \/\/\/ Bored has a new favorite as of 16:38 on Apr 11, 2013 |
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Bored posted:If a competent tattoo artist had done it, I would actually think it was pretty funny. I mean, it would still be great for this thread as a "lol random" that is only funny the first time people see it. Competent tattoo artists generally don't give free tattoos. 
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Bored posted:Good point! Also, now reading the article. "Cream Prince" is either a disgusting nickname, or hilarious. I can't quite decide which. (I'm sure someone will correct the translation.)
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I'm not Norwegian and I don't know what 'fløteprinsen' means, but I'm wondering whether it would be better or worse if someone called you 'fløyteprinsen'.
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TheGayDivorce0000 posted:I really hope some Norwegian goon pipes up. "Fløteprinsen" seems to be a generic term for a teen heart throb type dude, but I would love to know the origin and female equivalent. Also, is it used derisively, or would a fan call him that? Would an artist who had been characterized as a "Fløteprinsen" try to move beyond the title as he sought artistic validation, or would someone who wanted to be seen as a serious artist not be upset at being called a "Fløteprinsen"? Yeah, that's basically what it is. A handsome, charming young man who's popular with the girls. It's not something a fan would call him, but it's not exactly derisive, it's just... something your parents would call him. I don't know the origin, but it's not the name of a character of legend or anything like that, it's just a descriptive word. I can't think of a female equivalent. Because of the type of music he plays and his target audience, it's fine, but it brings the boyband image to mind, so I don't think a serious artist would like it. EDIT: And yes, "en fløteprins" translates directly to "a cream prince". Think smooth and inoffensive. Fantastisk has a new favorite as of 20:00 on Apr 11, 2013 |
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Fantastisk posted:Yeah, that's basically what it is. A handsome, charming young man who's popular with the girls. It's not something a fan would call him, but it's not exactly derisive, it's just... something your parents would call him. The actual word is "fløtepus" (cream kitten/cat), I guess they just chose prince because it's bieber. Fløtepus apparently means something in the neighborhood of "derogatory vain and weak man".
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Fløteprinsessen is clearly the female equivalent and I don't even speak Norwegian.
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Kosh Naranek posted:The actual word is "fløtepus" (cream kitten/cat), I guess they just chose prince because it's bieber. Fløtepus apparently means something in the neighborhood of "derogatory vain and weak man". Oh, that makes sense. I thought it sounded off, I just couldn't put my finger on it. Then yeah, it's probably because Bieber is the prince of fløtepuser.
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