Tasteless Tattoos: no, you can't wash it off.

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Oswald Kesselpot: Jan 14, 2008; HONK HONK HONK

Sorbus posted:

You can save money if you have 1) a mirror 2) a tattoo machine #lifehacks
One of those things is a dragon

Is that a Mr. Cool Ice tattoo on his neck?

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Oswald Kesselpot: Jan 14, 2008; HONK HONK HONK

Optimist with doubt posted:

Am I imagining things or are there several penises on that

No I think there is just the one.

# ¿ Apr 8, 2013 21:30

Oswald Kesselpot: Jan 14, 2008; HONK HONK HONK

dopaMEAN posted:

My childhood best friend just added a hideous pair of hands to her already hideous tattoo of a tree and some Zodiac signs.

A guide: The Zodiac signs are for each of her children and herself. The Russian says "Vegan Hippy". She is not Russian. She does not speak Russian. She does not know any Russians. She has no interest in Russia, to my knowledge, and I think my husband is the only person she knows that does have an interest in Russia. The spot on one of the hands is a huge mole she has.

I'm just beside myself. This is so loving awful. And she couldn't afford it anyways, she has $0 in savings, a loan against her husband's 401k, and she just gave up her cars to voluntary repossession.

Hmm. I can't figure out why they used Abbot's left hand and Costello's right.

# ¿ Apr 22, 2013 18:59

Oswald Kesselpot: Jan 14, 2008; HONK HONK HONK

Grrl Anachronism posted:

From the creator of the last terrible amagalmation I posted, I bring you the artist himself.

Not sure what's up with the star of David. 99% sure this guy isn't any sort of Jewish. Does it stand for something I'm not missing?

I have it on good authority that that is a satanist star.

# ¿ Jul 10, 2013 17:05

Oswald Kesselpot: Jan 14, 2008; HONK HONK HONK

Call Now posted:

I know that this is probably not an upside down red duck wearing a fez and doing the home alone screen in a pile of tomatoes and dead leaves, so please tell me what it actually is?

# ¿ Jul 11, 2013 13:51

Oswald Kesselpot: Jan 14, 2008; HONK HONK HONK

DorkusMalorkus posted:

You've hit an incredible goldmine here.

Dad's head on a platter. The family cried on this one? Some guy thinks it's not too bad.

All he needs is a jar and some H2OGfat and this head could be President someday.

# ¿ Jul 11, 2013 19:52

Oswald Kesselpot: Jan 14, 2008; HONK HONK HONK

Say Nothing posted:

Of all the things wrong with this, both conceptually and artistically, the burning question I have is why the hell does it have a 3rd ear?

# ¿ Dec 12, 2013 19:22

Oswald Kesselpot: Jan 14, 2008; HONK HONK HONK

Choco1980 posted:

Bad Royal Cuntcess?

Golem Golem

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Oswald Kesselpot: Jan 14, 2008; HONK HONK HONK

"It isn't in his mouth though" is probably not something that should ever have to be said when discussing tattoo's of small boys and your dick.

Also, I cant even imagine how one asks a tattoo artist for this or how a tattoo artist agrees to do it for you.

# ¿ Jan 13, 2014 17:40

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