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The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
It would also need "OJ in the Slammer" and a yin yang to be the ultimate POG tattoo.

As it stands, I'd totally wager that poo poo against a saw blade slammer.

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The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Oh so you're into bondage?

No it's the logo for an esports team.

A what?

I go on the internet and cheer for a dude playing a video game.

Oh. Well that's embarrassing.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
I hate the internet.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Please post photos of your wolf shirt tattoos. tia

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
"I'm 1/64th Cherokee so I got a tattoo of an Alaskan timber wolf."

-that friendless white guy

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
I use my gnarly witch hands to pry open the blue go-gurt filled pierogi above my miniature "half-surfboard"

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
My spirit animal is a hagfish. They have neither fur nor scales.

We prefer the term slimies.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

teen witch posted:

I'm just into esoteric/occult symbolism and femininity, damnit.

Ok, teen witch.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

teen witch posted:

I also happen to like movies from the eighties :colbert:

Calm down. It's not a trial.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
I'll ask again, why are foot tattoos always on the weirdest looking feet?

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
An eagle and a swastika.

Even if he has some "oh it's a Buddhist symbol" bullshit reasoning, that is a goddamn stupid tattoo idea and he deserves any rear end beatings he gets just for being that stupid.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

HungryMedusa posted:

From http://fucknobadtattoos.tumblr.com/



"This guy I used to go to school with got this done for his deceased grandfather, and then decided to add more gravestones in case any other family members die. Just, wow."

This is one of the funniest bad tattoos I've seen in a while. Who will be next to get their name etched in a whimsical handwriting font on this man's back? I'm thinking his mom might have a heart attack when she sees it.

The thumbnail of this on the Awful App is the poo poo of nightmares, and I was an EMT and now work in disaster management.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

dijon du jour posted:

It's like writing reminders to yourself on your palm.
"Buy milk at grocery store"
"Study for chemistry exam"
"Pick up suit at laundromat"
"Don't gently caress dudes"
"Buy gift for Shelly's birthday next week"

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Bored posted:

What is this from? When I saw it yesterday it made me laugh. It's still making me laugh today. Almost as much as Buttorthy from the funny pictures threads.

The best tv show ever, Strangers With Candy.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
So any answer on what that hairy reddish turd was from the last page?

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Skinny King Pimp posted:

Well, at least you posted it in the right thread. That poo poo is all kinds of terrible.

It's terrible in a way that is just silly and lol random enough that it would no longer seem out of place on anyone.

A perfectly serviceable internet tattoo, if you will.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
But won't the natural shittiness add to the intentional?

Sort of like the decayed film smudginess of Manos The Hands of Fate.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Consider the sheer number of white people who ask "how is blackface racist?" on the internet every day, she may just be profoundly stupid.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
6/10 idea

0/10 mechanics

0/10 execution

Why is the line in the BOTTOM of the can/bottle? :psyduck:

Also, how hard is it to google an IV line?

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames



The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Factory posted:

My girlfriend and I have been looking at this for a while now, trying to figure out what the hell it is. Any guesses?




A lobster with a Chicago style hot dog for an arm and a skinny Dr. Octopus fighting a butter churn with a yellow lightsaber.

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The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

crime fighting hog posted:

Content aside, this is really well done isn't it?

It's the Michael Bay of tattoos. An expertly created and lovingly crafted steaming pile of poo poo.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

LingcodKilla posted:

Best way to deal with unwanted tattoos.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgSBKQueFH4

Is there a followup? That's :black101: as gently caress, and if it worked I've honestly got to salute the guy that just had his flesh ripped off at 1000 rpm, stupid or not.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

NoneMoreNegative posted:



Hold on, hold on, I'm reading, don't move









nearly done


I read the first line and started humming the Cheers theme. So over all it's not a bad tattoo.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
What the hell body part is that in the loser left?

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
If you meet someone in the south who knows what a teddy boy is, they're probably a goon or other internet savvy nerd. Those dudes don't exist here.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
...again.

The lyric is "again", otherwise it makes it sound like a taunt, like "hey fuckface, try to fly with this poo poo".

P.S. Nice Mr. Mister tattoo, idiot.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Well who the gently caress listens to the Beatles?

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Old Nintendo symbols (Tri-force, 1-up), picture with wacky phrase on a word ribbon, a cut of meat, something that wouldn't wear a top hat wackily wearing one, etc.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Reminder that his job is building soundproof rooms.

:gonk:

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Marenghi posted:

Technically I know I should have written 'I had just seen this on my facebook feed' but I didn't think I had to use perfect grammar in a thread about tasteless tattoos on a comedy website forum.

Oh my god, are you from Texas? Look at your grammar. Hahaha go back to Arkansas.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Is that the Twilight font?

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Captain Trips posted:

and 2) it will fade in a year.

Then she can get it redone for her third anniversary! :toot:

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Some people really like their "crappy" jobs. A buddy of mine is a low wage cook for a chain restaurant and he's the happiest dude on earth. Other friends are terminally stressed alcoholics because their $35+ an hour jobs are killing them.

I WISH I could be as content as this woman or my cook buddy.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
It's a boston terrier making a :3: face.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

I am still batting 1.000 on my my theory that feet tattoos are only ever put on the world's grossest people/feet.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
That legit looks like a birthmark that got a tattoo over it.

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The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

SeXReX posted:

I'm pretty sure it's been proven by someone that the pedo rape tattoo is a photoshop. Or we can at least just keep telling ourselves that.

Even if it's fake it has probably inspired a lot of masturbation and copycats.

The internet has surpassed gunpowder as mankind's most evil yet practical invention. Death to everyone.

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