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3 Action Economist
May 22, 2002

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Hoover Dam posted:

Muslim, actually

He "turned Turk" when his vessel was captured by Tunisian pirates.

:commissar:
(Formerly Colonial Air Force)

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3 Action Economist
May 22, 2002

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Bea Arthur?

3 Action Economist
May 22, 2002

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HEGEL CURES THESES posted:

Is that official? I've been wondering whether or not we're kosher for a long time.

Well don't have hooves or chew cud, so....

3 Action Economist
May 22, 2002

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LingcodKilla posted:

I feel dumber for have reading that. At least I found out some day il be a part of secret sex with my mason brothers. Yuck.

As you well know, Brother, Masonic Goats don't have candles on their heads because it would be dangerous to candidates during "that part" of the initiation.

Plus have you have ever tried to clean candle wax out of goat hair? UGH!

:commissar:
(Formerly Colonial Air Force)

3 Action Economist
May 22, 2002

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It came from Facebook:

3 Action Economist
May 22, 2002

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One Eye Open posted:

Well, other than the whole Leviticus 19:28 bit, anyway.

That whole section of Leviticus is about doing things in mourning (shaving, scarring/tattooing, &c.).

The Talmud probably has even more prohibitions against all tats, but the Leviticus prohibition really only means you shouldn't get a tattoo of your dead mother.

3 Action Economist
May 22, 2002

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miserable lil onion posted:

What if you got two identical tattoos, one on each wrist--one upside down and the other right-side up? Okay guys?

Or one of those tattoos where the text is artistically done so it reads the same (or different!) from either side.



That's totally legible and not at all stupid!

E: Oh there was another page, and ambigrams were already mentioned on it. :(

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May 22, 2002

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I didn't know Mumra was a paratrooper.

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