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bitcoins: still funny

# ¿ Feb 4, 2014 20:43

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# ¿ May 5, 2024 10:57

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i like ...!s posting

# ¿ Feb 5, 2014 00:13

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Cantorsdust posted:

# ¿ Feb 5, 2014 00:38

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still less poo poo than reddit

# ¿ Feb 5, 2014 00:38

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speaking of reddit r/actualmoney got bridged to r/bitcoin and r/dogecoin yesterday, sending hundreds of buttlords to the subreddit

we're shadowbanning them so they can't even tell that their comments aren't being read by other peor

# ¿ Feb 5, 2014 00:40

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Vicas posted:

i don't feel comfortable posting in buttcoin thread under 1000 pages

we forked the postchain to prevent a 51% attack

# ¿ Feb 5, 2014 00:44

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i have no clue what that guy is on, his post didn't trigger the automod because it's actually too crazy to get caught in the filter

i don't even see it

# ¿ Feb 6, 2014 01:09

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wait, what's the part about killing babies in there

# ¿ Feb 6, 2014 01:19

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i read like two sentences and my eyes glaze over, it's like time cube or sovereign citizen rants

# ¿ Feb 6, 2014 01:24

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Heresiarch posted:

these people are only just now realizing how tightly controlled the ios ecology is

if they were that concerned about "freedom" they should have switched platforms years ago but like all libertarians, nothing is actually a problem until it affects them directly

also, if they were real captains of industry they'd realize that this is an opportunity to create a mobile-focused website that provides the same services using a similar ui, but it's much easier to just whine about it instead

blockchain.io isnt even responsive

# ¿ Feb 6, 2014 17:06

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like it'd literally take someone a couple of hours to make a piss-easy responsive design for the buttchain explorer or whatever, but bitcoin is a island of gibbering idea men who are so fundamentally broken they can't create anything new

# ¿ Feb 6, 2014 17:07

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there really aren't any words

# ¿ Feb 6, 2014 17:30

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BeOSPOS posted:

so wait, @appleofficial is some made up handle, right, and these dopes are sending their bitter twitter-missives to nobody?
and now there's some fad of busting your paid-for apple device to send a message to a corporate entity that really doesn't care? (got your money already, no worries.)

somebody said it best earlier that these libertarians only care when a private company makes a legitimate and consistently valid decision that effects them in a minor manner or slightly inconveniences some already dopy and convoluted process. I mean, why not jailbreak the device or use a web interface?? better yet, burn your own home and kill your family to show that this injustice will not stand, man.

I'm not sure apple even has a verified twitter account. Like half the tweets I saw to tim cook were going to the wrong handle.

bitcoins!!!

* corporate twitter acct, there's a itunes/app store twitter

# ¿ Feb 6, 2014 20:32

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kiwid posted:

people outside the us are all just invented anyway

# ¿ Feb 6, 2014 22:30

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honestly i think the biggest surprise i got out of this was that bitcoin enthusiasts use apple products. they never seemed the type

# ¿ Feb 7, 2014 01:59

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prefect posted:

has there ever been a ponzi scheme that stayed afloat long enough to become a stable, non-crooked financial entity?

bernie madoff? the us housing bubble? herbalife? i guess it depends on your definition of 'stable' and 'non-crooked'

# ¿ Feb 7, 2014 14:27

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prefect posted:

i guess by "stable", i mean it ceases to be a ponzi scheme

the us stock market :v:

# ¿ Feb 7, 2014 14:32

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jre posted:

pro-est of clicks

Day 3 � Friday 7 February
I started my protest a little later today in the knowledge that most of the Goxies don�t start work until after 9am. Then there was an unexpected twist; another person showed up looking for Mark. He was an emissary of an early adopter and well known member of the bitcoin community, and was there to collect an eye watering amount of money.
My emotions were mixed on seeing this person; on one hand I was glad to see another protester to fight the good cause. On the other hand, my heart sank in the knowledge that if Mark isn�t paying off his old friends in the bitcoin community then what chance do small fry like me have?
As the emissary and I chatted, Mark Karpeles arrived, and we both confronted him, the conversation went on for some time and most of it conducted in French which I had trouble understanding. However I did mange to record the whole thing on video.
The episode only came to a halt when Gonzague appeared in the lobby and rescued Mark. Very soon after this point, MtGox released a statement announcing that all BTC withdrawals were suspended.
In conclusion, I think just witnessed MtGox die today. I didn�t get my bitcoin, but glad I came and tried.

# ¿ Feb 7, 2014 14:47

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if they're gonna cargo cult everything else, why not cargo cult bankers hours?

# ¿ Feb 7, 2014 14:47

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twitter is really bad about long conversations

or conversations in general

# ¿ Feb 7, 2014 22:43

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but lol @ algorithms not institutions dude that was arguing @ u H

# ¿ Feb 7, 2014 22:44

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every single bitcoin person twitter av looks insufferable as gently caress

punchable face brigade

# ¿ Feb 7, 2014 22:45

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the more i tweet the worse i post, i think theres some sort of scientific thing here

my brain cant process more than 140 characters at a time

tweet tweet

weird yospos

# ¿ Feb 7, 2014 22:46

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i suspect that the reason twitter convos are broken as gently caress is because 1) whatever magic they use to db tweets is easily broken 2) if a person replies to a reply it forks the convo

# ¿ Feb 7, 2014 22:47

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Sham bam bamina! posted:

"shibe" is supposed to be the first syllable of "shiba inu", so "sheeb"

"doje" is how floating vector strong bad pronounces "doge" so i can't disapprove even though i'm p. sure it's just supposed to be "dog" with a long o

i'm p sure you pronounce the g like a j

# ¿ Feb 8, 2014 14:11

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jony ive aces posted:

it's pronounced like the g in gif

# ¿ Feb 8, 2014 14:22

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ponzik.tk address is showing 0, so I guess people aren't so stupid as to fall for the same trick twice

# ¿ Feb 9, 2014 02:39

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Condiv posted:

it shows 124.406 butts here

it also has a chat box where idiot buttlords can brag about not being the one to get his hand blown off by this armed grenade of a website

are you looking at what they say on the website or actually putting the address into blockchain.info?

# ¿ Feb 9, 2014 04:30

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Condiv posted:

don't bring me down rear end in a top hat

code:

setInterval(function() {
 $.post('scoreup.php', {'any':'data'}, function(data) {
 var a = data.split(';');
 $('#deposited').html(a[0]);
$('#deposited2').html(a[0]);
$('#deposited3').html(a[0]*1.25);
$('#tcount').html(a[1]);
});
}, 15000);

# ¿ Feb 9, 2014 04:36

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banking is a pretty good niche for the USPS to service. they should also give everyone an email account.

# ¿ Feb 9, 2014 20:48

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i missed the 'bitcoin exchange' part

i was just referring to it being a good idea for the USPS to give everyone a bank account and email address

# ¿ Feb 9, 2014 21:09

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Notorious b.s.d. posted:

everything in this image is great

i'm the....

living room so small the subwoofer is wedged against the coffee table

overstuffed 1990s furniture taken from a suburban 'greatroom' and re-used in a tiny apartment

$100 flat-pack av center from the mid-80s, inexplicably surviving into the modern era

horse blanket

cigarette burns

dog dick

# ¿ Feb 9, 2014 21:11

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generally when i get conversation pieces for the home the conversation isn't supposed to start with "restraining order"

# ¿ Feb 9, 2014 21:51

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bucketmouse posted:

http://braincontrol.me/?html5wallet

blah blah blah wallets blah bitcoin

just look at the director of marketing picture because it's kind of amazing in a bad way