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jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

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stoutfish posted:

buttcoins

oh never mind

# ¿ Feb 4, 2014 20:34

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# ¿ May 5, 2024 16:15

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

FrozenVent posted:

bitcoin more like shitcoin

# ¿ Feb 4, 2014 20:45

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

Cantorsdust posted:

MICHAEL ALLEN MARQUARDT

MICHAEL ALLEN MARQUARDT

MICHAEL ALLEN MARQUARDT

:::michael-allen::: a flesh and blood man of the :::marquardt-family::: on behalf of MICHAEL ALLEN MARQUARDT (juristic person)

# ¿ Feb 5, 2014 18:08

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

duTrieux. posted:

for those who take it literally
...
this book, while perhaps well intended, could easily be misinterpreted

idgi so is the book satire or what

Damiya posted:

Don't sign your posts

# ¿ Feb 5, 2014 18:21

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

is there a vietnamese bitcoin exchange

i'd like to put my dong into butts

# ¿ Feb 5, 2014 20:20

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

don't loving put your :dong:

you idiots

# ¿ Feb 5, 2014 20:24

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

Nelson MandEULA posted:

someone call catte protective services

# ¿ Feb 6, 2014 10:53

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

Robawesome posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuQZTAJ2KLk

"could not activate iphone"

so who did he steal it from

# ¿ Feb 6, 2014 22:36

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

...! posted:

google wallet is an online only option

...

google wallet is not available to 95% of the world. It is not at all comparable to bitcoin because

it's like buttcoin... but with actualmoney!

# ¿ Feb 7, 2014 12:48

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

...! posted:

But in my opinion, you are ditching AT&T to join Verizon.

You are eliminating Time Warner to partner with Comcast.

jesus christ america, what the gently caress

(free market bithc)

# ¿ Feb 7, 2014 12:49

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

Robawesome posted:

team android

# ¿ Feb 7, 2014 17:41

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

Robawesome posted:

Leading Australian online consumer electronics retailer Millennius

who

# ¿ Feb 7, 2014 17:48

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

uncurable mlady posted:

twitter is really bad in general

# ¿ Feb 8, 2014 03:00

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

EAT THE EGGS RICOLA posted:

lol someone replied saying it's expensive so the butthead thought they had the ultimate :iceburn:

XWzGjtin0 posted:

In this case then this country should not complain and expect any effort from our side. Let it die slowly but surely.

but then

fhqwhgads posted:

Indeed. If Bitcoin can�t play by the rules, it�ll be dead soon enough.

# ¿ Feb 8, 2014 03:04

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

Dex posted:

# ¿ Feb 8, 2014 03:07

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

Shifty Pony posted:

[�]chalash 55 points 4 hours ago (66|11)
This is a big deal. Money transmission BEFORE a crime has occurred is now being treated as money laundering, which was previously the obfuscation of money sources AFTER a crime has occurred.

buying pseudonymous internet points with the explicit stated purpose of buying illegal goods is not money laundering because

# ¿ Feb 8, 2014 03:07

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

Shifty Pony posted:

the interesting thing is that it doesn't seem like the funds being expected to be used for criminal acts matters in the law. the police went the extra mile to make sure that they nabbed willing money launderers instead of just some people who didn't know about the law.

but if i understand correctly they just charged them as unlicensed money transmitters rather than money launderers, it's genius all round

# ¿ Feb 8, 2014 08:08

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

also everyone making "lol if u don't have goatse as ur homepage" jokes is aware that kirk johnson hasn't appeared on the .cx site for years now right

Sham bam bamina! posted:

also "shybe"

doje

# ¿ Feb 8, 2014 08:10

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

Werthog 95 posted:

freaking noob conservative moms

please don't post my internet search history

# ¿ Feb 8, 2014 08:13

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

thanks doge

# ¿ Feb 8, 2014 10:49

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

it's pronounced like the g in gif

# ¿ Feb 8, 2014 14:18

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

Antlerhill posted:

show us on the doll where the bitcoin touched you

# ¿ Feb 8, 2014 23:35

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

...! posted:

I don't really believe this. You may not want this when you are on the spending side of the transaction, but I'm sure you appreciate it when you're getting paid. I doubt you would want your employer to be able to take money back on a whim.

we need a cold unthinking protocol to do this for us

because the current situation where laws do the exact same thing is literal slavery

# ¿ Feb 8, 2014 23:47

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

actualbtc

# ¿ Feb 9, 2014 12:31

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

...! posted:

[�]bcecil123 3 points 1 hour ago

What many people really don't get yet is Bitcoin/Litecoin are the worlds first, very liquid, average persons, commodity/asset of exchange, that doesn't need any governments or banks to exist and it's impact on the lives of the average person will be way bigger then the internet.

..new universal and local exchanges must marry BTC/LTC ( which is really a form of an asset not a currency or money ) with gold/silver/commodities It will lead to a grand new world reserve liquid trading commodity vehicle (not currency ) ... and eliminate ALL potential regulation problems with bitcoin/Litecoin being equated to one, or any fiat government currency!!!!!

the grand new world reserve liquid trading commodity vehicle (not currency) powered by gangster computergod earphone radio frankenstein controls home premium edition with bing toolbar

# ¿ Feb 9, 2014 12:33

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

duTrieux. posted:

no don't

# ¿ Feb 9, 2014 17:16

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

no you see this proves the success and strength of buttcoin's decentralised design

with magic the gathering online exchange collapsing, numerous other "exchanges" where it's impossible to cash out have all sprung up in its place

# ¿ Feb 9, 2014 19:50

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

Joementum posted:

you can still cash out of coinbase until the $25m in venture capital dries up

only if the mongodb errors happen to work in your favor

# ¿ Feb 9, 2014 20:13

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

getting a state :argh:

-run bureaucracy :argh:

to become banksters :argh:

and have them sell butts will be a good thing for bitcoin because

# ¿ Feb 9, 2014 20:55

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

Molotov Cock Tale posted:

https://www.mtgox.com/press_release_20140210.html

A bug in the bitcoin software makes it possible for someone to use the Bitcoin network to alter transaction details to make it seem like a sending of bitcoins to a bitcoin wallet did not occur when in fact it did occur. Since the transaction appears as if it has not proceeded correctly, the bitcoins may be resent. MtGox is working with the Bitcoin core development team and others to mitigate this issue.

# ¿ Feb 10, 2014 12:42

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

TVarmy posted:

goxxed again

# ¿ Feb 10, 2014 12:42

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

Joementum posted:

Anyone in the office want a coffee? We've got a Keurig... kinda.

dunning-keurig

# ¿ Feb 10, 2014 12:47

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

killhamster posted:

he just lets me do wahtever there

so put the old articles up :unsmigghh:

# ¿ Feb 10, 2014 20:40

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

transfatphobic posted:

Bitcoin threatens cleptocracy and through that bitcoin saves capitalism - Andreas Antonopoulos

yeah it threatens to impose it

# ¿ Feb 10, 2014 21:00

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

Sham bam bamina! posted:

at this point i'm beginning to think that bitcoins aren't even real, this whole thing is just an elaborate comedy arg

# ¿ Feb 11, 2014 05:52

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

Robawesome posted:

Makes sense to me. If I own 8 BTC in a wallet and want to buy something for .1 BTC, I send my 8 BTC over and get 7.9 BTC change sent back to a different address (that I am linked to, essentially). So you have to use your entire balance at one time. I guess if any part of your balance is unconfirmed you are hosed?

don't transactions work by having a list of recipients and buttvalues (including the sending address basically sending itself a bunch of butts if it isn't to be completely emptied) and any amount that was in the sending address that isn't accounted for in that list gets used as a transaction fee (which has caused laffs in the past when people accidentally blew everything as the fee)

is there any reason, other than "DURRRRR BITCOIN *claps*", why it works that way and not having a way to set a specific transaction fee and then having any leftover butts just stay with the sender

algorithms not institutions

# ¿ Feb 11, 2014 06:07

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

do we know enjoy sochi is actually trying to dos people's wallets or could they just be chasing someone across the roof of a moving train

# ¿ Feb 11, 2014 06:09

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

surebet posted:

i legit want to buy a butt and shotgun dust transactions all over

lemme guess, bitcoinqt was patched to prevent the output of really small amounts, but some random wallet allows it, and now the more established ones have removed the ability to process said dust because

but bitcoin is great b/c it allows microtransactions!!!

# ¿ Feb 11, 2014 06:15

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

jony ive aces fucked around with this message at 15:52 on Feb 11, 2014

# ¿ Feb 11, 2014 15:50

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# ¿ May 5, 2024 16:15

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

Heresiarch posted:

i know, it's just really funny that blockchain.info is calling it that

also it allows me to set up this which ought to piss some people off to no end

Heresiarch posted:

is this too subtle?

# ¿ Feb 12, 2014 06:12

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