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A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

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Thesoro posted:

lol if u can't effortlessly remember the spelling of every word you've ever read

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A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

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I dont think ive stepped in a kohls in 5 years

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

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At TittieCoin we say "Why mine, when you can MotorBoat?".

Here's how to solo motorboat, or you can join a pool and group motorboat:



Sample tittiecoin.conf file:
rpcuser=username
rpcpassword=password
rpcport=8008
server=1
addnode=86.1.252.20
addnode=14.202.86.250
addnode=98.154.27.203

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice
im a stand up comedian in chicago but I refuse to accept any payment but turkish lira and bags of crushed aluminum cans


what do you mean you dont want to hire me?

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

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jony ive aces posted:

idgi so is the book satire or what
:supaburn:

your not american are you

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

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pseudorandom name posted:

if I had to guess reason about this logically, latin (scientific names) and japanese (anime) are the only two foreign languages in conservapedia, and there exists a faction that hates the use of non-English languages

the weird thing is ubercatholics usually love latin and rage about vatican II and vernacular mass and etc

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice
please post more words I will never read, ...!

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice
the dude in the vid pronounces both words the same way I would if I ever had an occasion to say either aloud (which satan willing is never) well bye

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

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TVarmy posted:

If George Washington saw the Federal Reserve, he'd be rolling in his grave!

And if he saw what was happening in Colorado and Washington, he'd be rolling sick blunts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABhyKEK-CDg

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

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FMguru posted:

he was an rear end in a top hat, but he was also almost always right.

lmao

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

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transfatphobic posted:

Hello who would like to invest in lemoncoins

we all know lemoncoins are a meme-themed ripoff of tubcoins, plz stop trolling

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

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stoutfish posted:

bitconers don't understand $topic

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

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if ever a venn diagram needed posting, this is it

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

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Edminster posted:

Mother Goose and Grimm


holy poo poo its real

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

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Wearable BitCoin Flexible Slap Bracelet

Posted by LanceSeidman on January 20, 2014 04:19 pm 3

I've been working on the concept and here is an example:

Photo:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bec0aJsCMAAlFsf.jpg:large

Video:

http://youtu.be/ox6KdV4KzOw

Would you wear one?

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice
hasnt gox already been hacked once?

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

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Robawesome posted:

Just got my "Enjoy Sochi" donations! What do I win. (self.Bitcoin)

submitted 5 minutes ago by pinhead26

[–]tulipfutures 1 point 3 minutes ago

Are they confirmed? There's another post about someone else not being able to spend because those 2 "donations" were unconfirmed

[–]pinhead26[S] 1 point 57 seconds ago

oh THATS interesting. huh, what a great idea for an attack. Most wallets won't let you choose which specific outputs you sign when you send money.
i'm coming

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice

5

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

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Joementum posted:

it is hahhhhd!!

same

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

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I started replacing all the windows boxes with linux and all I got was escorted out by security :smith:

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

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Proteus4994 posted:

yes, and "let's create our own genesis block" makes no sense, even when you know what it's supposed to mean.

means lets make babies (by loving)

quote:

same with "you must be satoshi because i'd like to know you better"

because satoshi is bitcoin god and all bitcoiners want to gobble his knob

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

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Proteus4994 posted:

that's the point i was trying to make, i know what it's supposed to mean, but it's still awful

bitcoins.txt

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

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so this is a few pages ago but what's so laffo about the laffer curve? it seems like it makes sense (pls keep in mind i first heard of it 5 pages ago so my understanding is far from nuanced)

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice

wow did not expect that antonoppopotamos fucker to be all hunched over like gollum

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

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duTrieux. posted:

♫ oontz oontz oontz oontz ♫
~ thinks about the potential impact that a currency used primarily for illicit online activity may have on cryptographic hash functions ~
♫ bootz n catz n bootz n catz n bootz n catz n ♫

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice

mama-chan! where did my bitcoin go?

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

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anthonypants posted:

what happens to anyone else when they go to https://blockchain.info/ and click on the "Blockchain Response to Apple" link under news on the right

URL cannot link to blockchain.info

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

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Magic Underwear posted:

don't you know the rule where if someone doesnt pay you back in five weeks you get to steal something worth 30x the debt from them? jesus christ

implying a bitcoiner has ever owned a car worth $12000

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

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duTrieux. posted:

my boss thinks we should get rid of the post office. "everybody can just go online!" and if they don't have a computer or a data line they can just "go to the library".

you work for shaggar?

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

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sorry im late, just wanted to say



i came

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

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ReptileChillock posted:



This man was dubbed "Nerdimus Maximus" and had a stench so powerful that the pizzeria smells could not drown it out. He "lectured" about crypto history for a painful twenty minutes.



man doug benson's really gone downhill recently

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

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I would bet money its a link to the jargon file too

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

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saw this on the news this mroing, a buttcoiner in WA donated his butts to his alma mater

http://www.thenewstribune.com/2014/02/19/3055198/entrepreneur-makes-bitcoin-gift.html

quote:

Entrepreneur makes Bitcoin gift to the University of Puget Sound


When University of Puget Sound alumnus Nicolas Cary told his alma mater he wanted to donate to a UPS fundraising campaign, school officials were excited.

When they heard how he wanted to pay -- by an up-and-coming digital currency, known as Bitcoin -- they didn’t know what to think.

“My initial reaction was: ‘Well, this is going to be interesting,’” said Sherry Mondou, vice president for finance and administration at the liberal arts college in Central Tacoma.

Cary wanted to use Bitcoin, which enables users to send money over the Internet without a credit card or bank account.

He gave to the university for philanthropic reasons, but his decision was also strategic. The Colorado native is the CEO of Blockchain, a business that offers online “wallets” for Bitcoin users to store currency.

“I wanted to make my donation in Bitcoin because that is the only way I can do it,” said Cary, who graduated from UPS in 2007 with a double major in business leadership and international political economy. “My salary is paid in Bitcoin, my employees are paid in Bitcoin -- my apartment, my travel. For me it was a logical donation.”

The size of his donation -- $10,000, when converted to cash -- doesn’t compare with the big hitters in the philanthropy world. A California-based foundation, for instance, recently committed $2 million to UPS for a fitness center.

What makes Cary’s gift remarkable is the way it was given. He claims it is the first Bitcoin contribution to a higher education institution in America. (He references a database where Bitcoin users record donations to nonprofits.)

How the currency works – including the value of the coins – requires a technical explanation that includes digital properties, divisional abilities, mathematical governing principles and comparisons to mining and precious metals.

Cary has a much simpler explanation: “It’s email for money.”

Bitcoin has been around since 2009, but it’s just starting to become known outside the tech-savvy world where it lives. Thousands of businesses, including many online-only merchants, accept the currency. Seattle will reportedly soon get some of the first automated teller machines in the U.S. that let users buy and sell bitcoin.

Bitcoin has spurred a number of startup companies, including Cary’s. He says it’s faster and cheaper than other payment methods; no fees are incurred, unlike with credit cards, and businesses don’t have to worry about data breaches because personal information isn’t stored.

The price of the currency as it translates to U.S. dollars changes depending on supply and demand. It reached a high between November and December 2013 when the market price of a single bitcoin was the equivalent of $1,203. The market price was at $558 Wednesday.

“There’s a lot of debate on whether it’s a fad or whether it’s the future,” Mondou said. “The people who are living off Bitcoin or investing in Bitcoin, they have the volatility. But for us, we were able to accept the donation without having to incur that risk.”

Before accepting the donation, Mondou researched Bitcoin and how UPS could transfer the digital currency. Ultimately the school created an account with an electronic payment processing system known as BitPay.

After a little research, Mondou said Bitcoin started to make sense.

“In some ways I started to think of it as ‘Well, how different is this than a stock gift?’” she said. “Stock prices are going to go up and down.”

UPS officials cashed in the currency right away, but Cary said if they’d held on to it for a year the amount may have been significantly more.

The choice to give money to his former school was something he’d thought about while he was a student. Scholarships and student loans paid for his education.

Cary’s donation was made to the 2013-14 Alumni Fund and will be part of the college’s $125 million One (of a Kind) comprehensive campaign that supports student financial aid, academic programs and research, new facilities, operations and initiatives meant to help students succeed. The campaign has received $109 million in gifts to date.

The university is now equipped to accept donations of bitcoin if the opportunity arises again, Mondou said.

That’s good news, said Cary, who believes Bitcoin is on the verge of changing the way the world does business.

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

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Robawesome posted:

"b-but MTGox has always been bad!!!"

we have always been at war with eastasia

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

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how is gbs handling this? (I know one of u shameful fuckers is following it) there were some true believers there I thought.

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

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TVarmy posted:

I feel like we need to remember that Andreas also said that we should have our laws determined by a cryptocoin-like system during the Milwaukee meet up.

His justification was that law is too hard for common people and creates the need for lawyers and judges, white instead people could just consult the Lawchain.

If there's anything people understand more than the laws, it's proof of work based network protocols with heavy amounts of cryptography.

how would that even work

like you send a coin to the chain to make a law? you send a coin to convict someone? I am truly baffled

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

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lol i forgot overstock guy was the naked short selling guy

Wikipedia posted:

The SEC has stated that naked shorting is sometimes falsely asserted as a reason for a share price decline, when, often, "the price decrease is a result of the company's poor financial situation rather than the reasons provided by the insiders or promoters."[4]

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

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Mr. Nice! posted:

we're talking a bit about bitcoin in my contracts class and how hosed bfl is from the lawsuits against them.

do tell, last i heard bfl was appealing the summary judgement of that one because "we never got served"

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

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saw it coming a mile away and it still makes me see red

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A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

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ayn rand hand job posted:

This Guy Wants To Buy All The Silk Road Bitcoins Seized By The FBI



most punchable face 2014

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