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Germansimp
May 28, 2013



SylvainMustach posted:

Where is this basketball player gimmick?

Maybe that guy can't tell people apart and believes that Xavier Woods is actually Sugar Dunkerton.

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Germansimp
May 28, 2013



Jack Anderson posted:

Once read a fanfic where John Morrison was a zombie slayer. No weird fetishes, just JoMo splitting heads open while insulting Carlito and Primo.

You sure you weren't actually watching an old episode of "The Dirt Sheet"?

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



St Evan Echoes posted:

Depressingly I really can't tell if this is an actual sequence of events that happened

Well, all of those events have happened, most of them within the last couple of months, but not all to the same character.

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



ayn rand hand job posted:

which episode was this

Not sure which Observer ep it is, but it's on Youtube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOUF9282TaI

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



checksin posted:

Is TNA friendly with any promotions at all anymore

That depends on whether you qualify GFW as an actual promotion.

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



El Gallinero Gros posted:

I assume it's in reference to tattoos, there's still a small part of the population who thinks they're immoral

Neville doesn't have any tattoos though. Thought it may be about clearly defined sixpacks, but then AJ isn't really that ripped to Seth and Neville.

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



Marquis de Pyro posted:

Didn't Stacy Keibler's pregnancy end with it being revealed her baby was a bunch of 8x10s of Shawn Stasiak or was that some other nightmarish unrelated angle

Nah, it was just dropped without any explanation, she was off TV for a couple of months, and then returned under her real name as Stasiak's valet.

Which is probably better than the rumored plans of either Ric Flair or, way worse, Vince Russo being the father of the baby.

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



ayn rand hand job posted:

After Booker lost, he was forced to wrestle as Booker Huffman and come out to some generic jobber music.

And then he became GI Bro for like 2 months, which was somehow an even worse storyline for him to end up in.

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



sticklefifer posted:

I for one would love to see Roman try to work that match.

Haven't watched the match, but given the usual Kushida matches, I DEFINITELY want to see Roman Reigns start using handspring-based offense.

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



He once trended on Twitter when Matt Hardy debuted on Impact.

Also, he has whined countless times that Cena badmouthed him to management because the Burning Hammer he used was too similar to Cena's AA. Because obviously it wasn't like Tyler Reks sucked at doing the Burning Hammer and probably would have seriously injured someone when he'd gently caress it up.

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



flashy_mcflash posted:

Have some more TNA Knockouts fan fiction from our pal Jason Blade

http://www.tnasylum.net/home/ko-city-act-ii
What a career for Blade, going from ROH jobber in 2006 to TNA fan fiction writer in 2016.

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



Time to debut the Reverse Surivor Series match (match starts as 1vs1, for every pinfall scored you add a member to your team, first team with 5 members wins) and the 'Z-Pak on a Pole'-match.

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



Ostentatious posted:

*Puts on the last and only 5 star match TNA will ever have*

"Hall of SHAME member"

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



Super No Vacancy posted:

gonna assume by town youre limiting that to major u.s. cities or something because many wrestlers are local heroes

Those are all posers, though. We all know there is only ONE true Local Hero:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mH-U8jIjIRM

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



Mob posted:

Yeah can I get a McHitler combo with curly fries tia

McHitler is the best-selling burger at Hogan's Beach, brother.

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



El Estrago Bonito posted:

Can you, like, I dunno, get really mad at Roman Reigns on a daily basis or something?

Germansimp
May 28, 2013




Didn't know Cornette posted on RingsideConfessions.

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



Rhonne posted:

I like the implication that the Hardys made a name for themselves in TNA and no one would know who they were otherwise.

Well d'uh, no one has ever heard of the 'Hardy Boyz' before, but Broken Matt Hardy and Obsolete Brother Nero, the gimmicks that TNA in their gracious graciousness bestowed upon them, now THAT is how they became global brands.

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



Jerusalem posted:

Even though this is pro-wrestling we're talking about, I'm gonna go out on a limb and assume the reason was,"A new diva search is a loving terrible, stupid, dumb idea that sucks."

It was probably more "Kevin, if you are that desperate to wack it to blonde bimbos we'll pay you for a VR headset and a Pornhub account, a Diva search is way too expensive to satisfy your needs you pathetic buck-toothed loser."

Germansimp
May 28, 2013




Not a full 4 hours, but
https://www.f4wonline.com/other-wrestling/chris-hero-successfully-runs-infinity-gauntlet-151971

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



MassRafTer posted:

I'll say WWE is run by an accused rapist so I hope he sues them and they both fall off a cliff.

Not gonna happen. If said accused rapist's company got in any trouble of going he'd just ask his powerful accused rapist friend in DC for help.

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



At this point I hope if there ever is an All In 2, it will have a special "Give Jim Cornette a heart attack - Battle Royal", featuring spots like Kenny Omega wrestling a 9-year old girl; Joey Ryan doing dick spots; the Bucks doing nonstop superkicks; Dan Barry, Archibald Peck, etc doing finger gun spots; Chuck Taylor; Danshoku Dino and XO Luscius doing their thing; a random jobber in a ninja turtle suit, and a guy in a bad toupet with a ping pong bat getting thrown off a scaffold; and of course New Jack trying to get his money from said guy.

Written by Vince Russo

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



coconono posted:

Yeah but the Gracies got us Sakuraba and his sweet as poo poo mask so it all balanced out in the end.

Speaking of, whatever happened to Sakuraba? Admittedly most of the time he was just used to fill a spot in CHAOS tag matches, but he pretty much disappeared without any storyline or injury that I can remember.

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



coconono posted:

he's retired from everything but grappling and runs his own graps fed now. Sakuraba is pretty much held together with spit and bailing wire, which made a lot of the gnarlier bumps he took in NJPW that much more crazy. Dude lost an ear in an MMA match, got on the mic and apologized to the crowd for bleeding everywhere while showing signs of going into shock.

drat. Good for him to get out before he ended up with any even more serious injuries.

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



Maxwell Lord posted:

Because when I think Baron Corbin I think PERSONALITY

He has personality, but you'll have to watch UpUpDownDown to actually see it, because WWE sure as hell ain't letting him show it.

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



coconono posted:

Seriously, Shane does a cool dive and the rest of the match is dogshit. No one remembers the rest of the match, they just remember his near death experience.

With his cardio even walking to the ring is a near-death experience.

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



Davros1 posted:

What sucked was he didn't introduce Weed Tag belts when he had them.

Great, now I'm imagining RVD and Matt Riddle being a tag team and them accidentally deciding to smoke their belts.

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



Rarity posted:

Please don't kinkshame Jerry Lawler

LOL i'll pretend you said Rob Feinstein.

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



Davros1 posted:

Yep. He even said "There are people unhappy in AEW", but of course, no names are given.

Well, for once he says the truth, as I have confirmed with my sources that

Chuck Taylor is still unhappy that everyone in AEW can say "poo poo" on a live mic except him

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



Isn't Mark Lewin the right-wing POS who sounds like Master Shake?

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



Peanut President posted:

wasn't eric young womens champ in tna

Knockouts Tag champ with ODB. Held the title for a while, TNA forgot about the titles for a long time, and then suddenly remembered the titles again, realised that Eric Young is actually a guy, and just stripped him and ODB of the titles.

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



STAC Goat posted:

I think that was Candice LeRae's counter/complementary move? Or he might have done that to her or Laura James? I'm not sure.

Nah, Boobplex is a Joey Ryan move. Candice' preferred genitalia-based suplex was the Ballsplex (or Double Ballsplex when wrestling the Bucks).

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



ShallNoiseUpon posted:

You know Rovell is a real name because as far as I know Llevor is not his real first name.

Could be Trevor's Welsh equivalent.

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



MassRafTer posted:

Road Dogg: **Posts #SaveTheChildren posts for weeks.**

The Very Same Road Dogg:



Plus cameo from Rasche Brown.

Can't be the real Rasche Brown, he clearly was shot to death on UWF's Thug Assassins.

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



TheKingslayer posted:

I'm just asking questions about what the gently caress is happening with his neck?

Just trying its best to keep things connected because even his own body is trying to get away from his lovely brain.

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



Couldn't find it online anymore, so I hope this works:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3kLAS_jvYQ

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



CarlCX posted:

That is exactly the one, thank you very much. Now begins my quest to find one with full audio.

Unless DDT themselves have it up with just Japanese titles and thus hard to search for, it won't be on YouTube since the music playing got me an immediate copyright strike.

Also don't know which show this is from other than that it happened at least 8 years ago.

Edit: Finally found the show:
https://www.cagematch.net/?id=1&nr=22497
Minoru Suzuki Produce Suzuki Minoru 20x2 Birthday Party from 2008

No clue where the hell you could even find that show legally.

Germansimp fucked around with this message at 23:04 on Jan 17, 2021

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



Lamuella posted:

Lego. Unless mentioned otherwise it's lego

Better be careful, if you talk about Lego and end up using something like MegaBlocks or whatever they're called, chances are if they find out Lego will try to sue you. Not that Big Biceps Tony couldn't afford a lawyer to tell Lego to go gently caress themselves, but they have been fairly aggressive in recent times.

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



Vince MechMahon posted:

Kenny hasn't hit his peak yet.

MassRafTer posted:

Seth's peak was in 2008 very close to Bryan's.

Actually you will find that both Kenny's and Bryan's peak happened in 2009:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ne_fqx0KuA

No WM30 win or NJPW 7* match will ever reach the peak this match did.

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Germansimp
May 28, 2013



MassRafTer posted:

When Kenny wins he won't be double champion.

Yeah, people always forget about the AAA Megachampionship. But to be fair, so do the AAA people in charge of booking the title. Just about a month to go and there'll be more days average between title defenses for Kenny than for Fenix (I think Fenix defended every 140 days, Kenny is around 130 days I believe).

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