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RULES 1. You can pick anyone. If they were a wrestler, they're yours. Male or female. But you can only choose one. There is no Dead Man Undertaker and Bikertaker. If he's chosen once, he can't be chosen again. 2. You have 12 hours to make a pick. If you miss your pick, too bad. You'll (fairly) be given one. 3. Remember, it is a snake draft. Order will reverse for round 2. 4. DON'T POST HERE IF YOU AREN'T MAKING A SELECTION! ORDER 1. Gavok 2. Mel Mudkiper - Real Actual Murderers 3. masato tatanka 4. Atticus Finch 5. Thauros 6. WeaponX 7. BlueArmyMan 8. LobsterMobster - Mobster Lobsters 9. flashy_mcflash - Samoan Squat Team 10. Great White Hope 11. Semprini - Benoit Balls 12. El Gallinero Gros 13. The man called M 14. Senerio - Doom and Gloom 15. NowonSA 16. Quantrill - Thekno Theam 3000 WRESTLERS SELECTED Gavok - The Rock 'n' Jock 'n' Sock Connection 1.1 The Rock 2.32 Mr. Touchdown 3.33 Mankind Mel Mudkiper - Real Actual Murderers 1.2 Chris Benoit 2.31 Akitoshi Saito 3.34 Verne Gagne masato tatanka - Big Daddies 1.3 Big Daddy V 2.30 Big Daddy 3.35 Big Daddy Yum Yum Atticus Finch - The Shawn Michaels Wrestling Academy 1.4 Shawn Michaels 2.29 Paul London 3.36 THE Brian Kendrick Thauros - The Rainmakers 1.5 Kazuchika Okada 2.28 Ric Flair 3.37 Adam "Pacman" Jones WeaponX - Team MMA 1.6 Brock Lesnar 2.27 Ken Shamrock 3.38 Jeff Jarrett BlueArmyMan - Red, White, and Blue Justice 1.7 "Stone Cold" Steve Austin 2.26 Kurt Angle 3.39 Yuji Nagata LobsterMobster - Mobster Lobsters 1.8 Meng 2.25 Aja Kong 3.40 Yokozuna flashy_mcflash - Samoan Squat Team 1.9 Roman Reigns 2.24 Umaga 3.41 Samoa Joe Great White Hope - Real Athletes 1.10 Lawrence Taylor 2.23 Muhammad Ali 3.42 Victor the Wrestling Bear Semprini - Benoit Balls 1.11 Jake "The Sanem" Roberts 2.22 "Rowdy" Roddy Piper 3.43 Kenta Kobashi El Gallinero Gros - Knee Slappers 1.12 Shinsuke Nakamura 2.21 Daniel Bryan 4.44 Antonio Inoki The man called M - Insane Motherfuckers 1.13 Zandig 2.20 The Ultimate Warrior 3.45 Delirious Senerio - Doom and Gloom 1.14 Kana 2.19 Sara Del Rey 3.46 Bruno Sammartino NowonSA - Giant Macho Punks 1.15 CM Punk 2.18 "Macho Man" Randy Savage 3.47 Andre the Giant Quantrill - Thekno Theam 3000 1.16 Triple H 2.17 Gorgeous George III 3.48 Ethan Carter III No Irish Need Imply fucked around with this message at 23:30 on May 2, 2014 |
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...................is cookin'... My first round pick is The Rock.
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# ? Apr 29, 2014 01:24 |
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# ? Apr 29, 2014 01:35 |
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# ? Apr 29, 2014 01:50 |
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OOOHHHHH Y'ALL MESSED UP IT'S TIME FOR THE SEXY BOY HIMSELF
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# ? Apr 29, 2014 01:54 |
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I can't say my team's name yet, but I can safely claim we're now on an entirely different level https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAZ_6tGPXow
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# ? Apr 29, 2014 01:56 |
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my first draft pick.. DEFEATED.. THE.. UNDER- TAKER'S.. STREAK.. AT.. WRESTLE- MANIA.. WeaponX fucked around with this message at 02:17 on Apr 29, 2014 |
# ? Apr 29, 2014 02:13 |
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If you're ready for the pick all y'all should've made, gimme a hell yeah: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gwEzysrU_k
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# ? Apr 29, 2014 02:15 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2uQFmQUH60 MENG
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# ? Apr 29, 2014 02:36 |
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Best put your diaps on, because it's about to get LEAKEE
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# ? Apr 29, 2014 14:49 |
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I can't believe you fools let him fall this far. Lawrence Taylor
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# ? Apr 29, 2014 15:04 |
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Pythons bigger than 24 inches? Trust me... I select Jake "The Snake" Roberts
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# ? Apr 29, 2014 17:02 |
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Shinsuke Nakamura is my first selection. El Gallinero Gros fucked around with this message at 22:19 on Apr 29, 2014 |
# ? Apr 29, 2014 17:52 |
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THIS JUST IN: Robbie Marino is here, live with my first pick. Rob?
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# ? Apr 29, 2014 18:18 |
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Kana. I'll insert a video later I just got to work sorry http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuB0y6WwYRQ Senerio fucked around with this message at 23:23 on Apr 29, 2014 |
# ? Apr 29, 2014 23:20 |
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I need a guy who's the total package. A guy who isn't afraid to jump ship without letting the boss know. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMCgrLIM6Z8 With the 15th overall pick I select CM Punk.
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# ? Apr 30, 2014 00:54 |
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The first of my 3: Triple H
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# ? Apr 30, 2014 01:50 |
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The second of my 3: Gorgeous George III returns to the ring! (yeah, he's also The Stro)
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# ? Apr 30, 2014 02:04 |
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I need a guy who has some unforgettable Royal Rumble moments, despite never winning one. A guy who can fly across the ring. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9k1EvSX7W0 With the 18th overall pick I select Macho Man Randy Savage
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# ? Apr 30, 2014 02:19 |
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For my second pick, I select Sara Del Rey
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# ? Apr 30, 2014 03:43 |
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As yoooooooooooooou...... click this Linnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnkkkkkkkkkk for.......... KIIIIIIIIIIIING OF TRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOSSSSS! Just Remember toooooooooooooooo.... Tear down. the cock. pit. door. Hoak. Kogan. It's the Warrior BTW.
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# ? Apr 30, 2014 04:54 |
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I, much like John Cena before me, select....Daniel Bryan
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# ? Apr 30, 2014 12:16 |
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With my second pick, I choose Rowdy Roddy Piper
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# ? Apr 30, 2014 12:46 |
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With my second pick, I select a man who, like Lawrence Taylor, had one "match" in his wrestling career, except this pick's "match" could be probably better described as a fight. Luckily for me, that one "match" was a legendary one against a crazy man by the name of Antonio Inoki. Hail Inokism. He is simply "The Greatest". Muhammad Ali
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# ? Apr 30, 2014 14:23 |
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You guys can have your Western cartoons, I prefer UMANGA
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# ? Apr 30, 2014 15:00 |
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I don't have a fancy picture or video because my next selection requires none of that. AJA GOD drat KONG
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# ? Apr 30, 2014 23:03 |
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My selection, however deserves a picture and a video. It's true, it's true, it's drat true... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daVtI3Jng-U My second selection is KURT ANGLE BlueArmyMan fucked around with this message at 03:01 on May 1, 2014 |
# ? May 1, 2014 02:13 |
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YYYYAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
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# ? May 1, 2014 04:35 |
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You guys just had to screw up my original plan by passing on the G.O.A.T 26 times, didn't you ? Fortunately, he'll be a great partner with the Rainmaker and the bars in Easton should be thrilled with the first 2/3rds of my trio. Please welcome the 5 time NWA heavyweight champion of the world and the leader of the Three Horsemen ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tONxTs5CXg8 (I obviously want Flair in his prime and not the current day version) Thauros fucked around with this message at 04:53 on May 1, 2014 |
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# ? May 1, 2014 13:55 |
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# ? May 1, 2014 14:02 |
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I am seeing a lot of Legends in this here thread. And it got me to thinking I says to myself "Mel, how can I hope to beat a team with all these legends in them?" And then it occurred to me Like a drop from heaven itself https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwDNcjABaFA Why, what I was going to need was a LEGEND KILLER And so I made a few calls, and lo and behold, I present to you my second draft for team REAL ACTUAL MURDERERS Ladies and Gentlemen The Legend Killer ... ... ... ... Akitoshi Saito
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# ? May 1, 2014 15:07 |
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You finally wake up, Doc's gone to town! Round his back, through the hoop, then you scream, "TOUCHDOWN!" My second round pick is "Mr. Touchdown" Marc Angelosetti and it's GOOOOOOOOOOOD! To round out the team, we need someone who can have the Rock's back. Someone dependable. Someone tough. Someone who's a bestselling author. My third round pick is Mankind. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you The Rock 'n' Jock 'n' Sock Connection!
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# ? May 1, 2014 16:10 |
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It's been said of Catherine the Great "You can build an empire, but gently caress one horse, and you are a horsefucker for life." In that spirit I make my final pick You see, murder is the same way. No matter what you do, you kill one person, and boom you are a murderer forever. So, much like Catherine the Great and horse cock, I would like to pick a man who created a great and powerful empire, but also happened to make one tiny mistake, namely murdering a dude. And so, to finish off team REAL ACTUAL MURDERERS I present to you VERNE GAGNE
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# ? May 1, 2014 16:18 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0SRwtk1VSw
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# ? May 1, 2014 16:20 |
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A former (but not really cuz of the rules of the match that were SUPER EASY TO UNDERSTAND YOU JERKS) WWE champion has rounded out the greatest wrestling school in all of the land.
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# ? May 1, 2014 16:30 |
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Hmm... we already have unmatchable wrestling and promo talent, now it's just a matter of assuring that the Rain continues to pour. Who better to complete The Rainmakers?
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# ? May 1, 2014 17:06 |
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With my final pick I select MMA superstar.. JEFF JARRETT This completes Team MMA!
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# ? May 1, 2014 19:03 |
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Seems like there's a lot of shooters in these teams, real shooters, so I think I need someone who can handle that lot. Someone with experience fighting against MMA types, standing toe to toe with BJJ masters from the legendary Gracie family. For that experience, I call upon: [Gif to follow when I get home] YUJI NAGATA Stand and salute TEAM RED, WHITE, AND BLUE JUSTICE
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# ? May 1, 2014 19:09 |
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Yokozuna o k o z u n a
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