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Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


Welp. Lawrie's out.

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Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
E5 just thinks its still May because there's no June N/V yet.

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

Spoeank posted:

E5 just thinks its still May because there's no June N/V yet.

don't you dare call him that

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.
Lynn staying in!? Oh Matheny.

Monkeyspit
Mar 4, 2004

The fact is: The fish got changed more often than the water
Marlon Byrd just broke his bat mid-swing ... without hitting the ball.

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

I can feel the Darvish 1-0 loss coming.

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

Mark Buehrle 10-1 wooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.

TheIncredulousHulk posted:

I can feel the Darvish 1-0 loss coming.

We might as well start calling 1-0 losses "The Dravish"

Happy_Misanthrope
Aug 3, 2007

"I wanted to kill you, go to your funeral, and anyone who showed up to mourn you, I wanted to kill them too."
:toot: Well-rested Janser and McGowan for Detroit as well, Stroman likely starting instead of Hen-warningtrack-dricks*



*ok doesn't work at all sorry

Boon
Jun 21, 2005

by R. Guyovich
The Brewers raised Jeff Samardzija's ERA today by .9 :stare:

BearDrivingTruck
Oct 15, 2011

You see the most shocking sights sometimes
Hudson, don't murder the other team :ohdear:

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



EL OSO BLANCO hits the homerun machine :w00t:

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.
Ah geez, sorry about that Craig. I hope you're ok.

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!
This is why they wear helmets.

BearDrivingTruck
Oct 15, 2011

You see the most shocking sights sometimes
Oscar gonna dinger.



e: Yessss reverse jinx

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.
Thank you Oscar.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
I'm a peaceful man but can we please murder the group of people that came up with the WALLY WAVE at Fenway Park?

BearDrivingTruck
Oct 15, 2011

You see the most shocking sights sometimes
Have any Giants fans here ever seen the Amezcua Insurance commercials starring Duane and Mike? Because they were the shittiest things I've ever seen, and no one believes me when I talk about them.

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!
Haha, that guy who caught the bat.

BearDrivingTruck posted:

Have any Giants fans here ever seen the Amezcua Insurance commercials starring Duane and Mike? Because they were the shittiest things I've ever seen, and no one believes me when I talk about them.

Commercials are when I post, so sorry. :shrug:

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.
Posey just lost a bat.

Still goes 3-for-3

BearDrivingTruck
Oct 15, 2011

You see the most shocking sights sometimes
Buster's having a good hitting game.

Screen Door Slams
Jan 27, 2014

Michael Pineda just couldn't stay healthy...
There have been a bunch of sillily-close plays in these Yankees/Twins games, wow.

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.

BearDrivingTruck posted:

Buster's having a good hitting game.

It's so nice to be able to say that again.

goobernoodles
May 28, 2011

Wayne Leonard Kirby.

Orioles Magician.
I always thought that hill in Houston was ridiculous, but there's a loving I-BEAM in the field of play? What in the gently caress? Seriously?

KIM JONG TRILL
Nov 29, 2006

GIN AND JUCHE
a hit followed by a home run leading to only 1 run. ron washington baseball y'all

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

KIM JONG TRILL posted:

a hit followed by a home run leading to only 1 run. ron washington baseball y'all

"manufacturing runs"

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
:woop: Willingdinger :woop:

naginalJJ
Feb 10, 2007

Baby, looks like a dance epidemic to me
I'm seeing things I thought I'd never see
Dance epidemic tonight
LEOWNYS!!!

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.
So how hilarious have Dravish's AB been?

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.
Why is Hamels wearing a batting helmet?

BearDrivingTruck
Oct 15, 2011

You see the most shocking sights sometimes
Nothing sweeter than a Crawford hit, mmmmmmmm

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.
Crawford with the RBI bloop ground-rule double!

KIM JONG TRILL
Nov 29, 2006

GIN AND JUCHE

Ambassador of Funk posted:

So how hilarious have Dravish's AB been?

his second at bat had our hardest hit ball before the martin home run probably. were so bad.

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

Red posted:

Why is Hamels wearing a batting helmet?

Okay, it was just a clever ruse :unsmith:

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.

KIM JONG TRILL posted:

his second at bat had our hardest hit ball before the martin home run probably. were so bad.

Hope he gets a hit.

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

Darvish looks better than JPA. I wish he'd bend his knees a little though.

BearDrivingTruck
Oct 15, 2011

You see the most shocking sights sometimes
Just got word from my dad that we've got tickets to the Nationals game on the 12th. I haven't been to a game since 2012, so I'm psyched.

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist
I miss Mo. :xie:

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.
Lotta bats going into the stands this game.

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Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.
Peralta almost killed FredBird

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