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poty posted:apple has 200 goddamn billions in the bank but cant hire enough devs to have this finished by now? wtf they're busy using that money to make a flying saucer
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poty posted:its uglier than the os but its not bad not as ugly as you're mom hahahahahahah
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cremnob posted:yosemite owns someone make an android parody of this, where you see all of these icons and colors awkardly morph into others that aren't consistent in size, color, stroke width, etc, maybe accompanied by some grunting sounds as the icons morph
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Sep 4, 2014 19:14
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ok im making it get ready for the lols
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poty posted:ok im making it get ready for the lols  please be unironic
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Sep 4, 2014 19:18
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shhh dont interrupt me. genius at work over here
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Sep 4, 2014 19:19
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echinopsis posted:i jus really hated that videos music you have to admit it was still better than the plinky xylophone nursery rhyme poo poo that google uses in everything
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Sep 4, 2014 19:28
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Polo-Rican posted:someone make an android parody of this, where you see all of these icons and colors awkardly morph into others that aren't consistent in size, color, stroke width, etc, maybe accompanied by some grunting sounds as the icons morph that would be the weirdest most specific parody conceivable
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PleasureKevin posted:it's a reveal video. so the first bits tease. then other elements pop up. then at the end it finally shows the whole thing at once. pretty standard fare. yeah but that music? spankmeister posted:Yosemite is beautiful that is glorious i so wanna go there
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Sep 4, 2014 20:26
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Sagebrush posted:you have to admit it was still better than the plinky xylophone nursery rhyme poo poo that google uses in everything idk is it i dont watch many of these things (and for good reason it seesm)
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Sep 4, 2014 20:27
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here, watch this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqSDWoAhvLU that music puts me zero to furious in no time flat. not sure why. i should probably reflect on it.
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Sep 4, 2014 20:29
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echinopsis posted:that is glorious i so wanna go there i've been there it's gorgeous, pictures don't do it justice buy a ticket, rent a car and go on a roadtrip of the southwest for 4 weeks or so plan loosely what you want to see and in what order go to places, and at the end of the day find a motel best vacation ever
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Sep 4, 2014 20:32
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do visit arizona but do not I repeat do not under any circumstances go to phoenix
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poty posted:apple has 200 goddamn billions in the bank but cant hire enough devs to have this finished by now? wtf its almost like creating an industry-wide anti-poaching agreement in order to keep wages low has decreased the quality and morale of their employees to the point where their products are suffering as a result
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Sagebrush posted:here, watch this lol I'll have to watch it later no way am I going to listen to it at work spankmeister posted:i've been there it's gorgeous, pictures don't do it justice yes most definitely. wen the kids are older a US road trip is definitely the BIG TRIP wife and I want to do with kids. we've done a shorter one from Florida to DC via tenessee and that was amazing but a bit rushed but definitely I really wanna see that glorious landscapes. of course nz has some nice landscapes but I feel like the scale of great US scenery sort of eclipses us. what we have is huge spatial variety and looks v.diff to rest of world but as far as massive poo poo? not so much. also those pics make me want to live in a forest and trip trip trip THC posted:do visit arizona but do not I repeat do not under any circumstances go to phoenix why is that where your mum lives 
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does echo wife share your interests in hallucinogens
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Squinty Applebottom posted:does echo wife share your interests in hallucinogens in the past she enjoyed a wee bit of them but they put her on an emotional roller coaster more than some and she's doesn't really like the "bad parts" so I think she'd say she enjoyed them but they aren't for her anymore in theory at least. in reality drugs are illegal don't use them
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carry on then posted:watch the one where phil jumps off a diving board it's lol this
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poty posted:ok im making it get ready for the lols i am now ready poty
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poty posted:shhh dont interrupt me. genius at work over here
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poty posted:apple has 200 goddamn billions in the bank but cant hire enough devs to have this finished by now? wtf It's also telling about their software that they want all developers in Cupertino than dotted around the world and collaborating online. Google have lots of video rooms for meetings plus you have Hangouts, GTalk, and continuing attempts at tools like Wave. Apple has replaced OSX Server with a App Store package with half assed wiki and calendar, still no sign of a DMS.
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real talk though the new finder icon is loving awful
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echinopsis posted:I really wanna see that glorious landscapes. of course nz has some nice landscapes but I feel like the scale of great US scenery sort of eclipses us. what we have is huge spatial variety and looks v.diff to rest of world but as far as massive poo poo? not so much. also those pics make me want to live in a forest and trip trip trip yeah, usa got the amber waves of grain, the purple mountain majesties, the fruited plain, the alabaster cities, the patriot dream, and ofc the brotherhood from sea to shining sea here are some pics i took just in northern and central california over a week of camping      
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i would like to point out that pics # 1, 4 and 5 are in fact the Real Yosemite after which apple's latest "production" (iykwim) is named and as you can see it is not ugly as hell at all. apple merely besmirches and dishonors the name with their blasé trash
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Sagebrush posted:i would like to point out that pics # 1, 4 and 5 are in fact the Real Yosemite after which apple's latest "production" (iykwim) is named and as you can see it is not ugly as hell at all. apple merely besmirches and dishonors the name with their blasé trash
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Sagebrush posted:blasé spankmeister posted:blasé ur os appears to be a pos
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theadder posted:ur os appears to be a pos my os is okay but this app is garbage
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echinopsis posted:in the past she enjoyed a wee bit of them but they put her on an emotional roller coaster more than some and she's doesn't really like the "bad parts" so I think she'd say she enjoyed them but they aren't for her anymore the two of you should eat some peyote and wander out into the southwestern desert. i want to do that for a honeymoon one day. good old fashioned cultural appropriation.
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spankmeister posted:my os is okay but this app is garbage an android bad my lord
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focal ischemia posted:the two of you should eat some peyote and wander out into the southwestern desert. i want to do that for a honeymoon one day. good old fashioned cultural appropriation. gently caress yeah wife and I took mescaline together the same weekend that I told her that I was denying christ . great memories and relationship strengthening after a potentially damaging coming out
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Sep 5, 2014 07:57
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along similar themes, one of the best short stories i've read this year http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2014/06/09/the-bad-graft
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Sagebrush posted:here, watch this lmao im the guy saying "There is nothing that makes you feel the least bit threatened." but in a shock twist, i'm also the guy who coached/made him say that
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Sep 5, 2014 10:21
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Sagebrush posted:yeah, usa got the amber waves of grain, the purple mountain majesties, the fruited plain, the alabaster cities, the patriot dream, and ofc the brotherhood from sea to shining sea lol look at this garbage tier point and shoot with barely 10 stops dynamic range lolololo blown highlights much?
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Sudo Echo posted:real talk though the new finder icon is loving awful i cant get used to it :\
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Sudo Echo posted:real talk though the new finder icon is loving awful reflects the quality of finder
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Yodzilla posted:reflects the quality of finder
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THC posted:do visit arizona but do not I repeat do not under any circumstances go to phoenix when i was on vacay in europe this summer i met a guy who did his masters + phd at ubc and now was doing a postdoc in phoenix it was a huge bummer
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